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Grasspenis wrote:

Not going to be difficult with all of you fashholes.

Says our resident jersey designer.

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He's gotta get this money, man. Gotta do him, keep it one hundred.

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I don't think the male/female ratio is to our advantage if we want to get dates here. Yeah, especially considering our appalling low number of gay Swampers. We need to an incredibly sudden influx of bi-curiosity to sweep through this joint if this thread is ever going to go anywhere. We need more f...

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Well, you can't lump all your examples into one pile and not let me do it, too!

Indian lumper!

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Rule proposal for RB initiating helmet contact

The guy who has had a long productive life after leaving the game early likes the rule. The guy who can barely form a sentence doesn't. Hmmmmmmm.

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I like Earl Grey with a bit of honey. I like sleepytime for evenings.

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The argument that the schools make big money off the labor of the athletes in two sports leaves me cold. Since when has this not been true in many areas of major universities? It's called "grad school" and "post-doc research." Particularly in the schools of medicine, business, e...

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I had my head shaved BEFORE my mom started losing her hair, so it looked like she was showing solidarity with people who don't like having to go get haircuts.

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I don't know how grantland should feel about this new thread...

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Can the Heat do it? ANd will it leave them on empty for the playoffs?

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Ima stay skin test.

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Belmont is my pick for double digit upset, personally.

For no reason other than it seems to fit. Pac 12 not impressive, Belmont team that got some late press for being good, etc.

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Why waste Bombay Sapphire with a dirty martini? The olive brine will dominate the flavor of most gins, so you might as well drink cheaper gin in a dirty martini. I've been putting about as much brine in as vermouth, which is to say about 3/4 of a teaspoon. No domination whatsoever. eta: You're conf...

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Surely.

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If you make individual PDFs of each, you should be able to combine them after the fact without issues.

As for the mouse, does it need to be cleaned? You can always put your cursor at the front of the first word of the paragraph, hold down shift and push the down arrow til to get past the paragraph.

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Obas wrote:
Zlax46 wrote:Your avatar accompanies that paragraph perfectly.
That look has become my standard appearance when performing work duties.

Nice traps. you been working out?

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The DSG wrote:
oilcanboyd wrote:Fuck, I registered with my normal username. Am I fucked?
It's the sixth version of the Swamp, what could go wrong?

All I can thing of with your new username is The Dick Sucking Giant.

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Ryan the Temp wrote:I bet it's more like 95%

he thought he was on Yinzernation.com

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First heard about Saunders at AWP this weekend. I love syfy and short stories. I'm told I will probably like Saunders. Cormac McCarthy like, right? Anyway, advice on where to start? I see no similarities to McCarthy in the one Saunders collection I have read. And I have read a lot of McCarthy. This...

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And for the record, I have nothing against the Amendola signing and I think it could turn out to be a good value for the production. However, the idea of writing off Welker and immediately shouting "upgrade!" seems quite premature and Patriotic. I'm hoping you used "patriotic" t...

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I may have to give up on Render Unto Rome. Getting really dull. And F you two for changing the topic on me and making me look like the jerk. No back to your literary cock sucking session. [off to find Saunders book on mp3 online....] Ooh man. I don't know how it will translate to audiobook. There a...

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Jamesons.

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We need to get Zumba, stat.

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Where's zumba when you need him?

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ljam1.5 wrote:Alright. What the fuck? Is this the Random Thoughts and the Learn Something New Everyday threads combined? Fuck that.

It's total fucking anarchy up in this mug since the Pope chose a previously unused name.

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Steve of phpBB wrote:I always just assumed that if you fucked a goat, you'd go from behind.

But what do I know?

Eh. Shaving them and getitng them to hold still while you tattoo a set of tits on there is too burdensome an effort.

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bryan wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:
Ryan the Temp wrote:HOW ARE THE BROWNS AND LIONS DOING THESE DAYS ANYWAY!?!?!?!
Status quo, baby! Unfortunately a terrible status, but still! Continuity!
There's something to be said for consistency.

I'm the king of tempered expectations when it comes to football.

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Ryan the Temp wrote:HOW ARE THE BROWNS AND LIONS DOING THESE DAYS ANYWAY!?!?!?!

Status quo, baby! Unfortunately a terrible status, but still! Continuity!

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bryan wrote:I'm just wondering how many Pats fans may have been casually watching a Rams game last year and saw Amendola doing his thing and thinking to themselves..."Damn, I wish that guy was a Patriot."

Three? Four?

There are way more than 3-4 racist pats fans.

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Inanimate Carbon Rod wrote:If it's doable then why not?

One more cryptic vote to read about Bronto's virginity I guess.

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Clearly Amendola is grittier. Wait...wait...NOOOOOOOOOO

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Kobe out indefinitely with a severely sprained ankle on a pretty shady play by the defender (swept under kobe on a fadeaway, resulting on Kobe landing on the defender's foot). Didn't someone from the San Antonio Spurs get called out on doing this kind of thing a few years ago? Hope it wasn't Bruce ...

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In a sport with less contact I would say that Rush's thinking is more appropriate, but yeah, in the NFL, where collisions and the injuries that can occur therefrom are more common, then being injury-prone includes those things.

Jeez. That's a terrible sentence.

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I agree that's the irony here but I'm thinking the same about you. Look at the people who are on your side here. 90% of the people who deny GW are doing it for a specifically religious reason..."Jesus ain't gonna let nuthin' happen to us." When you say this shit about having faith in scie...

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Here's hoping Dwight scores 40 points a game and the lakers go on a huge winning streak without beef.

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Indeed it was not.

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Am I the only one who knows it's an Argentinian?

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Zlax46 wrote:If they pick another old white man I'm going to be outraged.

76 is the new 50.

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Is there a Pope Draft Green Room?

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I agree completely. Better than the alternative of toiling for decades in obscurity. And it really is a strong book. Will eventually read more, but I also didn't get a "rush out and get all the saunders" like you did. Note: This says way more about me than Saunders. There was a time when I...

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