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by Johnnie
Wed Apr 03, 2024 10:07 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1993
Views: 206989

Re: Random Videos

So what you're saying is silly string and candles aren't a good mix? (Check out the dude in John Lennon glasses as it's happening.)

by Johnnie
Tue Apr 02, 2024 10:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 6259
Views: 373519

Re: Television (no longer temporary)

You can definitely pop into the 2005 Eccelston series and be ok. I had some general background knowledge from seeing some of the Baker Who as a kid and was fine. That still gives you a ton to watch. I only kept up through the end of Matt Smith’s run. Going back to the real beginning seems like a lo...
by Johnnie
Tue Apr 02, 2024 11:23 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Presidential Election 2024
Replies: 536
Views: 16057

Re: Presidential Election 2024

We'll see what happens, but if this energizes people to vote blue in Florida...

by Johnnie
Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:38 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9304
Views: 499714

Re: Random Politics



Best one liners:

"Imagine being the diversity hire at your own baby shower."

"Jim Crowed her to the back AGAIN."

"She sticks out like a black thumb."
by Johnnie
Sun Mar 31, 2024 8:27 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Cord cutting?
Replies: 477
Views: 35330

Re: Cord cutting?

So there I was with my VPN on using Panama as a tunnel (or whatever it's called) and I got curious to HBO Max's price. I Googled and it has their middle plan for $110 for the year and I figured, ok fine. I'll do it. Well, I go to their website and lo and behold it's showing $49.90. So, uh yea. I cre...
by Johnnie
Sun Mar 31, 2024 5:42 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL 2024 Offseason
Replies: 319
Views: 20187

Re: NFL 2024 Offseason

by Johnnie
Sat Mar 30, 2024 5:16 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8938
Views: 443444

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

This dude's voiceover for Heavy Rescue 401 put me into gigglefits when I was high as fuck.

The cadence of what he's saying plus the accent just kills me.

by Johnnie
Fri Mar 29, 2024 9:56 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Presidential Election 2024
Replies: 536
Views: 16057

Re: Presidential Election 2024

Traffic must have been hell last night.

by Johnnie
Thu Mar 28, 2024 4:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8938
Views: 443444

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

govmentchedda wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 2:52 pm MacDill Air Fest is this weekend. The Thunderbirds are currently practicing and my front yard is a perfect vantage point. Murica!
That's dope. You can avoid the crowd and still watch the show.
by Johnnie
Thu Mar 28, 2024 4:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 1046
Views: 63657

Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Stuffed sopapillas are god's gift to us mere humans. I worship at the alter of carne adovada and chile rellenos. Carne adovada stuffed sopapilla! I put this entree above green chile cheeseburgers. I'd go to Monroe's which was down the street from where I lived and that's all I'd get. I miss ABQ.
by Johnnie
Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:49 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Joe Lieberman
Replies: 11
Views: 1836

Re: Joe Lieberman

by Johnnie
Thu Mar 28, 2024 11:36 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 1046
Views: 63657

Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Stopped at Giff's namesake burger joint in ABQ last week, still excellent. The boy (who basically survives on hamburgers) placed it 3rd in his hierarchy. Also, Pericio's (small New Mexican chain) still slaps. Carne Adovada and rellenos from the heavens. The best green chile cheeseburger is at The G...
by Johnnie
Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8938
Views: 443444

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random



Ernie Hudson is 78. Paul Rudd is 54.

And then there's...



Unreal.
by Johnnie
Wed Mar 27, 2024 8:02 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL 2024 Offseason
Replies: 319
Views: 20187

Re: NFL 2024 Offseason

by Johnnie
Wed Mar 27, 2024 6:10 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695
Replies: 92
Views: 8817

Re: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695

If you're worried about windows not breaking when you need to, keep a ceramic or steel tipped device in your glove box. Like this: Amazon Basics Emergency Seat Belt Cutter and Window Hammer Tool, Car Accessories, 2 Pack https://a.co/d/awdWloD https://youtube.com/shorts/cT_9O3BdB7E?si=Z95pvHmeGrIQhuC...
by Johnnie
Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:54 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Joe Lieberman
Replies: 11
Views: 1836

Re: Joe Lieberman

Also, and more importantly, he's part of the reason that Obamacare didn't have a Single Payer option.

Fucking asshole.

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/568 ... od-enough/
by Johnnie
Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:46 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Joe Lieberman
Replies: 11
Views: 1836

Re: Joe Lieberman

The first non-President politician I ever became aware of because he was highlighted in GamePro Magazine in the early 90s because video games were getting too violent. Fuck him. This thread while googling kinda makes me laugh: https://www.retromags.com/forums/topic/10436-help-me-find-out-which-us-ma...
by Johnnie
Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:46 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Pot Thread
Replies: 1122
Views: 54867

Re: The Pot Thread

I stopped using back in May because I had to be clean for my GS job. Didn't get tested until November though. So I was good to go, but missed out on doing anything because I didn't know when I'd get hired.

I'm very much ready for stuff to be federally legal.
by Johnnie
Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
Replies: 2034
Views: 58447

Re: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years

It seems to be trading. It's up 44% today and hovering around $72 a share.
by Johnnie
Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9304
Views: 499714

Re: Random Politics

by Johnnie
Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:37 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
Replies: 2034
Views: 58447

Re: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years

This $DJT shit looks so pump and dump-y. But you can do anything when you're powerful. 🤷‍♂️
by Johnnie
Mon Mar 25, 2024 12:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
Replies: 2034
Views: 58447

Re: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years

And of course...

by Johnnie
Sun Mar 24, 2024 11:10 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9304
Views: 499714

Re: Random Politics

Ah, so it was my second option.
by Johnnie
Sun Mar 24, 2024 10:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9304
Views: 499714

Re: Random Politics

Was the hiring of that scumbag a talking point in a meeting or in the board room because NBC had shareholders in mind?

Or was it more likely that they just don't give a fuck and everything is fucked up and bullshit?
by Johnnie
Sun Mar 24, 2024 7:54 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9304
Views: 499714

Re: Random Politics

NBC hired Ronna Romney McDaniel. Chuck Todd had words.

And the fact that NBC hired that scumbag just reminds me yet again that corporations only care about $$$.

by Johnnie
Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:49 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Real or The Onion?
Replies: 261
Views: 28211

Re: Real or The Onion?

Felt this thread is slightly better than the president one.

(Even the photo looks like something The Onion would use.)

by Johnnie
Sat Mar 23, 2024 1:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Checkmate, Bitches! The Chess and other Board Games Thread
Replies: 477
Views: 61610

Re: Checkmate, Bitches! The Chess and other Board Games Thread

And they're back for season 2:

by Johnnie
Sat Mar 23, 2024 11:54 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1993
Views: 206989

Re: Random Videos

by Johnnie
Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:17 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8938
Views: 443444

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Besides the normal things YouTube suggests for me like sports, music, cars, games, and the like, it also suggests things like ear wax removal, cow hoof trimming, power washing, carpet cleaning, and the guy that does lawn care for homes with overgrown yards. I'm not sure what that means.
by Johnnie
Fri Mar 22, 2024 4:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
Replies: 2800
Views: 106793

Re: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette

Jesus, computer based training in civilian land makes you wait because you went too fast!?

Don't tell that to the military. There are literal websites dedicated to the answers of all of them for us so that we can burn through them as quick as possible.
by Johnnie
Fri Mar 22, 2024 4:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
Replies: 2034
Views: 58447

Re: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years

China owns Donald Trump right now.

It would be nice for Democrats to seize on this.
by Johnnie
Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:47 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
Replies: 2034
Views: 58447

Re: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years

Naturally, it doesn't matter.

by Johnnie
Wed Mar 20, 2024 10:00 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Official balls and cock thread
Replies: 264
Views: 22045

Re: Official balls and cock thread

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1bjmjqf/this_is_my_response_to_the_neighbors_flag/ And of course in the comments I learn something I should've learned in high school: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouverneur_Morris# Morris died on November 6, 1816, after he had caused himself internal injur...
by Johnnie
Wed Mar 20, 2024 8:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Commercials
Replies: 933
Views: 67660

Re: Commercials

And that's just a couple of them. Another one (that I can't find) said some shit like "YOU GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT. YOUR LEG WAS AMPUTATED. AND NOW TOP DOG GOT YOU YOUR MONEY." or some wild shit like that. I'm now pretty sure we're talking about the same thing here. Speaking of regional, any...
by Johnnie
Wed Mar 20, 2024 2:05 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Commercials
Replies: 933
Views: 67660

Re: Commercials

And that's just a couple of them. Another one (that I can't find) said some shit like "YOU GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT. YOUR LEG WAS AMPUTATED. AND NOW TOP DOG GOT YOU YOUR MONEY." or some wild shit like that.
by Johnnie
Wed Mar 20, 2024 9:08 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Commercials
Replies: 933
Views: 67660

Re: Commercials

They shouldn't play TopDogLaw commercials at 6 in the morning.

Or really, ever:



by Johnnie
Tue Mar 19, 2024 7:47 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Replies: 3889
Views: 239648

Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread

A meme on Air Force bases because of the picture, but he was a good guy from all accounts.