The Swamp

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What if you go to San Diego to try to find them and by some chance, they happen to knock on your door ...

Can you change this to Santa Monica so the cool people have the Three's Company song stuck in their head the whole time?

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Approved.

Hey, when you can't hit the curveball in Dundalk, do you get sent down for more seasoning ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Too much? I got it from Barstool

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Jerloma wrote:I think that most people here would agree that me being engaged in the Swamp makes a better Swamp for everyone.

We agree that you should be engaged in the Swamp like a Valujet customer

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DSafetyGuy wrote:Yale Lary, HOF Lions DB.

Best known as Duff's 8th round pick in the Swamp All-Time Football draft

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Gunpowder wrote:Fleetwood Mac is boss and anyone who disagrees can eat a penis.

For more on Fleetwood Mac and penises, check out today's NYT crossword

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Shirley wrote:Yeah, every one of those guys played for other teams after the Celtics. And Garnett joined the Celtics specifically so he could get a ring.

All trades though

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Maybe a child's feelings are the true window into the soul.

Just kidding, they're drama queens.

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Hi. The Bruins are out, right?

OTTAWA-NASHVILLE OR GTFO

(I really want Edmonton but this would be way better)

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Well, no time like any time other than the present

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Yep, that was great

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I can see it that way too, but then explain #12

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Sabo wrote:Cowboy hats are ranked way, way too low. They should be two or three. Flat cap is a clearcut one, though.

The top is the least likely.

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Comparing Aprils to Oranges here but... Leaguewide batting average at a cool .248 right now. Fewer non-HR hits per game than any year ever. Seriously, this blows (Per team, per game) https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/XMkerwod8rmpt9c7AKfjNpbXK0723_Pg9-ma077IGWz6RV27GT_ELd2J8bPMdPke-6pYB0u6JAa3wxF9sY...

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Also, Rondo kind of stayed out of everything since he's still playing, but it was pretty refreshing to hear 4 guys either just barely out of the league or still trying to hang on saying things like the Raptors just need to blow it up, the Magic will always suck, SVG isn't a winning coach...

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* The premise of the show was a Celtics reunion (minus Ray Allen due to the continued bad blood), and they had Garnett, Pierce, Rondo, Perkins and Davis on. The whole discussion was completely off-the-cuff, wide ranging, and very interesting. Boston Sports Internet World™ is Zaprudering the hell ou...

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Yeah, it double-uncounts

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I wouldn't divorce anyone with that many Russian mob ties, let alone blab about him

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Got a gun, 'fact I got two
That's ok man, 'cause I love God

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So he either thinks hot sauce/taco sauce in a jar is salsa, or he buys really shitty salsa

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tennbengal wrote:
The Sports Frogs, now 19-13, continue their sluggish start.
Wow, .593 winning percentage after 32 games is a sluggish start? That is one tough random bit of computer generated commentary.

We're not sluggers, we're just slugg-ish

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Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another you been messin' around

It's the last line too. Amazing.

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Comparing Aprils to Oranges here but...

Leaguewide batting average at a cool .248 right now. Fewer non-HR hits per game than any year ever.

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I need a glove

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Pretty sure that's from Night Trap

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Actually, that probably did hurt the GOPs feelings because they're way more into Gary Glitter

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216-212 for the Yeas. There is now a "Hey, Hey-y-y, goodbye" chant in the House of Representatives and I can't figure out who or why but what a day for this smoldering shitpile That chant was from House Democrats! Why they would celebrate a successful vote to repeal Obama's signature poli...

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216-212 for the Yeas. There is now a "Hey, Hey-y-y, goodbye" chant in the House of Representatives and I can't figure out who or why but what a day for this smoldering shitpile

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Is this space safe enough for me to admit that a big part of me continuing to vote in the near future will be not having a representative in office that I have to call to voice my opinion to all the time? That's how much I hate making calls. Also, for the kids and the nature and whatnot.

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I already feel so very stupid for not picking Mike Trout. I can't imagine getting all the way to the end of a season like this and still picking someone else.

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I bet there are absolutely some books banned somewhere because they portray being racist in a negative light

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Rex wrote:People whose entire baseball career has been since LeBron was last knocked out of the Eastern Conference playoffs:

Mike Trout
Giancarlo Stanton
Chris Sale
Mark Trumbo
Stephen Strasburg
Freddie Freeman

Tim Tebow

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Transcript of the bottom of the 2nd inning:

THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT
(Repeat 573 times)

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After Googling "WWE sun tattoo", I'm going with Edge

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His hat's on the right way, what are you talking about

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mister d wrote:
tennbengal wrote:Looked like a pretty decent joke to me.
Immaterial.

Yeah, you guys aren't helping.

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Hey, fuck racists by the way. Sorry I didn't contribute that first. Boston's got some, for sure.

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Making a joke tangentially related to something terrible = thinking that terrible thing is funny. Cool beans. I'm sure that never happens around here.

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fucking please

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