The Swamp

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As for my son, we never really discussed it. We knew we weren't doing a ceremonial Bris. As a Jew, I have actually never been to one other than my own. I find the ritual barbaric and repulsive, and don't get the concept of inviting the whole extended family and friends to the house for the occasion...

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And the girl that played Ruthie. I believe she's in Maxim this month, but I cannot Google at work because of the filters or else I'd fulfill the rules. http://cdn1-public.ladmedia.fr/var/public/storage/images/news/mackenzie-rosman-alias-rosie-camden-de-7-a-la-maison-a-bien-grandi-390190/4881551-7-f...

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I could not think of too many. Touched by an Angel, mentioned above. Joan of Arcadia. Highway to Heaven. Father Murphy. The Flying Nun. And, of course, Morel Orel/Davy and Goliath. That's all I got. Does Amen count? This just shows what happens when you let the goddamned Jews run the media!

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My father gave me some good advice I should have listened to. Should have become a pharmacist. Decent pay, abundant jobs, easy work and jobs not going anywhere. My late brother was a pharmacist. He liked it but said that the drawback was that there was an oversupply of pharmacists relative to the n...

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My father gave me some good advice I should have listened to. Should have become a pharmacist. Decent pay, abundant jobs, easy work and jobs not going anywhere. They need you for the degree and to answer some people's questions. I am somewhat interested in pharmacology and drug interactions, but sta...

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Jerloma wrote:
rass wrote:Ginger!!!
Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger.

How many damned Gingers are we harboring in this place?

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Dude, you gotta post that on FB. I'm FB friends with a few gays and others that would be offended because I made Bill Gates say fag, and I don't want to deal with it. You are also FB friends with a couple of homeless dudes who may get offended, and some guys you need to worry about actually followi...

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Reading The Boys From Brazil. Really fast moving and enjoyable thus far, about halfway through. Been meaning to read this book for a long time.

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Johnnie wrote:You 2 really need to be in a buddy comedy together.

Greatest idea ever. I say we lock Scottie and SLolz in a basement together until they complete the script.

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With my son, we decided we wouldn't do it, but it ended up being moot because he was born with hypospadias and needed an operation when he was just a couple months old. Interesting, according to wiki it is the second most common genital birth defect in males. Never heard of it, but I guess that is ...

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rass wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:I fly a confederate flag at my house because I really like state's rights.
Did you keep it flying while the house was on the market?

Of course. His whole neighborhood does. How do you think they kept property values so high?

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Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed. A balloon blowing contest? Not a big deal. It goes *pop* but smart balloon blowing contest contestants wear protective glasses (let's hope such eyewear, too, was not defective). i love how selma is looking at rass's statement in rass's post above. eta: wro...

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Johnnie wrote:Jodie Sweetin would get it. Still.

(I know the rules, but I'm at work. Half of Google Image search is blocked here.)

You mean she would get it now. She wasn't remotely cute until she was older.

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Paisley: "Despite acknowledging that I'm actually aware of the pain this symbol I like to wear can cause you, thus negating my claims of accidental racism, I want to continue wearing it. In return, I won't judge you for wearing a completely inoffensive article of clothing that a lot of white p...

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Johnnie wrote:Random memory from my subconscious:

Seeing a movie with a character saying "Annette Funny Jello!"

No idea the rhyme or reason for this memory.

According to Google, you outed yourself as a devotee of Full House. Nice work.

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Pope Klozmodius knows how to steal the good stuff from the internet way better that the previous, dumber, less tech savvy Popes. That's why you don't see German Goo Girls Anal Piss Gangbang and Japanese Futanari Hermie Shemale Un-Pixelated porn on that list. Because Pope Klozmodius knows how to use...

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Did you know that something like 5500 new laws were enacted by Blair that defined certain words, speech, as "crime"? Do you even think about such things? That is to say, merely expressing one's opinion is enough to ruin one's life. That's tyranny in its purest form. That's what happened t...

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Jerloma wrote:There are some interesting movies being pirated from The Vatican...

Who knows German? Can you interpret that for us?

I'm calling BS. That is a lot of female names in those porn flicks.

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Brad Paisley also performed the song that should be the theme song for a few swampers And no, it's not Alcohol. Care to let the rest of us in on your joke/reference? As for DoucheRugby, he may have gone off in the Katrina Thread, but he came back after that. I joined shortly after Katrina and got i...

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Scottie wrote:
Jerloma wrote:
Scottie wrote:Bring it on, you tree-hugging bastards!
No, that would be a threat to our religion.
Don't bring daisies to a tree fight, son.

What else is he supposed to put in the barrel of your branches? Come here, big fella. I think you just need a hug.

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Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed. I was walking into CVS the other day and saw a a sign (single sheet of paper with, typed in 9 or 10 font) with 5 or 6 items recalled. One of them being a specific model of condoms. What a horrible product to have a recall on. The worst, right? Be it pregna...

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Scottie wrote:T'ar Mack a Dem sounds more like reggae.

Or Gaelic.

It sounds like Scottie making an overt threat against a political party to me! Get him, boys!

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P.D.X. wrote:"Government-owned tenements"?

Uncle Sam is a Slumlord.

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Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law , St. Paul , Minnesota , points out some INTERESTING FACTS CONCERNING THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: Number of States won by: Democrats: 19 Republicans: 29 Square miles of land won by: Democrats: 580,000 Republicans: 2,427,000 Population of cou...

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rass wrote:Remember that US census worked found strung up dead in a tree in Kentucky, with "FED" scrawled across his chest?

Wow, that story looks really long... What about him?

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Ha! When the PT Cruiser first came out, I was given one by a rental company. Besides being embarrassed driving it, it was the worst car ever. Changing lanes was the worst, as their was a metal post right in the mirror blind spot, so you couldn't see even if you turned your head to look. Sucked balls...

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Johnnie wrote:Eww.

I'll go on the 'Murica diet for a year to really make it a spectacle for you.

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Any company that greenlighted the PT Cruiser and the HHR should have gone out of business. Ha! When the PT Cruiser first came out, I was given one by a rental company. Besides being embarrassed driving it, it was the worst car ever. Changing lanes was the worst, as their was a metal post right in t...

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My gf's dad thought she was awesome, so she probably like crushed unions and told people to get a job and stuff. I don't know a thing about her either, other than she was BFFs with Reagan and they rode horses once. This, and I like Shrew's post as well. She was Reagan in a skirt and a dour attitude...

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Sabo wrote:Is there a color code for a slightly reddish-pink hue because you ate a bunch of beets the day before?

I'd call Shrute Farms about that.

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rass wrote:
rass wrote:Fucker still hasn't paid me.
And he'll win the pool if Michigan wins tonight.

Perfect. If he wins, give the prize money to the runner up. You gotta pay to play.

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Johnnie wrote:I can't wait to be heckled by topless protestors.

Next time you are in NJ, I'll heckle you.

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Square Rob wrote:I would totally punch a baby in the mouth for a Klondike bar right now.

I don't have a baby, but I know where to get one.

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I'm confused, the Korean's minds are blown as to how vulgar American pop culture is because K-Pop is so cutesy and watered down? Or are the non-Korean civilians shocked that the cutesy K-Pop lyrics, while seemingly cutesy and childish, are actually explicit when translated? Maybe I'm mixing a coupl...

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You can't make me choose one Don Cherry video over another. I'd lean techno, but Kwi-bek and the Euro insult made it impossible to choose. Damn I miss Hockey Night in Canada. Probably what I miss most about college is Canadian TV.

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I highly recommend watching his TED talk on YouTube from a couple of years ago. It is extremely poignant. Mainly focuses on the loss of his ability to speak. Some of the stuff he wrote after his cancer was was mind blowing. Incredibly heartfelt, touching and intelligent. Plus he dated Oprah and ess...

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Brontoburglar wrote:I just don't go in public places

Shocking*

*Please note that this should be read with extreme sarcasm.

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There was interest in Lee Hi in the previous K-Pop thread. Here's her new song. I can't believe she broke up with a giant male Hello Kitty character dressed as a late 1980's Compton thug. That song sounded so similar to something I can't quite place, Janis Joplin, maybe. I find that with a lot of K...

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I actually had a real discussion about K-Pop with non-Korean civilians and it's weird how the pipeline for this stuff works. Not to mention they are all teachers at universities or otherwise. So not only are they teaching Koreans English -- at times using American pop culture for help with our idio...

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HDO45331 wrote:Thanks for everything, Scottie. After tax season, I'll have to get involved a little more.

Why wait?

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