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by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:37 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The HEX! and other World Cup Qualifiers
Replies: 388
Views: 23288

Re: The HEX! and other World Cup Qualifiers

Shovel! Shovel! Shovel!
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:11 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1993
Views: 202895

Re: Random Videos

by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The HEX! and other World Cup Qualifiers
Replies: 388
Views: 23288

Re: The HEX! and other World Cup Qualifiers

It would have been quicker to type ESPN, huh?

And yeah, I think your boy is playing.
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:02 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The HEX! and other World Cup Qualifiers
Replies: 388
Views: 23288

Re: The HEX! and other World Cup Qualifiers

Steve of phpBB wrote:Is Saborio going to play for CR?

Is the game on tv?
WWLiS
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:46 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The HEX! and other World Cup Qualifiers
Replies: 388
Views: 23288

Re: The HEX! and other World Cup Qualifiers

Snow! How much of that go they get in CR?
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:35 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
Replies: 278
Views: 16161

Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64

I love when this happens to my brackets...I generally go with lowerish seeds to go far because I think it's easier to win that way than to pick all big favorites. I have GTown losing next round. Georgetown hurts a lot of people in my pool, though. But I'd rather see the upset. And yinz guys can cal...
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:09 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
Replies: 278
Views: 16161

Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64

The Burglar wrote:
AussieDave wrote:
rass wrote:That was great.
Assuming you mean that dunk in the FGCU/Georgetown game, that was sick. I thought for sure the lob was too high, and it was going to go off his finger tips.
It was actually the free throw in the UNC/Nova game
Actually meant the lingering shots of the FGCU coach's wife.
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
Replies: 278
Views: 16161

Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64

AB_skin_test wrote:Reggie miller spent too much time as an nfl rb apparently.
I'm think Coach Thompson's dad might be calling the game on the radio, if you can't take Reggie.
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:22 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
Replies: 278
Views: 16161

Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64

Rex wrote:Love Florida Gulf Coast and their Mavs throwbacks.
It is a nice color combo.

So slow night in here, or are we all trying to avoid jinxing the upset?

Oops?
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
Replies: 278
Views: 16161

Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64

mister d wrote:Hi, if you need me, I'll be watching TV and throwing up.
Oddly enough, I bet this start hasn't helped, has it?
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:41 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1993
Views: 202895

Re: Random Videos



Your shark cage might be 100% shark-proof (a couple of f-bombs in there if you are listening at work).
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Getting the spins
Replies: 3316
Views: 205449

Re: Getting the spins

The female(?) response in the chorus is kind of catchy, but I guess you guys didn't make it that far.
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:25 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Getting the spins
Replies: 3316
Views: 205449

Re: Getting the spins

Grasspenis wrote:If I've learned anything from the Swamp, Shirls, it's that a lot of songs that you can't stand seem to get stuck in people's heads.
OK, now this has been stuck in my head and I can't decide if it's accusatory mostly because I can't decide what you would be accusing "people" of.
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Pittsburgh Pirates
Replies: 182
Views: 16698

Re: The Querst in Perpetuity: The Pittsburgh Pirates

This might be my favorite stat ever. The writer gathered all of the free-agent signings and trades that Neal Huntington has made the past five years (and the upcoming season) , then added up their salaries and WAR. They've spent $131M on those players, and they've produced a cumulative WAR of -4.6....
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:01 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Getting the spins
Replies: 3316
Views: 205449

Re: Getting the spins

Speaking of SF, I almost died (traffic came to a sudden stop ahead of me, slammed the brakes, ended up swerving a bit to the right, and luckily the lady flying down the right lane in her Audi was paying attention (and driving an Audi?, QUATTRO!!!) and was able to miss me) with that fucking Foxygen ...
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
Replies: 1439
Views: 108790

Re: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza

Nice beaver(s).
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
Replies: 2617
Views: 138323

Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

hahahahahaha
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:25 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Another Twothousandthirteen NHL Thread
Replies: 241
Views: 30341

Re: Another Twothousandthirteen NHL Thread

mister d wrote:
ZMan wrote:It's kind of cheesy they credit that to Brodeur. Should simply be an own goal on Staal.
But there's no such thing.
I assume you've been too busy La Salle-vating to come back in here and complain about the reckless hit by Nash last night?
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:06 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Temporary (Still?) Onion Thread
Replies: 110
Views: 10287

Re: Temporary (Still?) Onion Thread

howard wrote:You cynic
Wrong horse (not to mention wrong Canadian (I think), but you knew that).

I made this for some Swamp related reason years ago:
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by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:43 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Harry Reems
Replies: 10
Views: 1074

Re: Harry Reems

mister d wrote:If you watched "classic" porn, wouldn't you just spend the entire time thinking about how everyone on screen is now in their 60s and 70s?
69! *cumshot*
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:38 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Another Twothousandthirteen NHL Thread
Replies: 241
Views: 30341

Re: Another Twothousandthirteen NHL Thread

It's going to be real fun facing a well rested Pittsburgh squad, including the return of Malkin (bonus!), tonight. Nothing builds the confidence needed to take on the #1 seed like being outscored 10-1 in the third period of your last three games. The fun thing about being an Islander fan is that I ...
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:28 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: What?? Are you drinking?
Replies: 935
Views: 38739

Re: What?? Are you drinking?

I think Beer Contrarian might be more appropriate.
by rass
Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:39 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Getting the spins
Replies: 3316
Views: 205449

Re: Getting the spins

Speaking of SF, I almost died (traffic came to a sudden stop ahead of me, slammed the brakes, ended up swerving a bit to the right, and luckily the lady flying down the right lane in her Audi was paying attention (and driving an Audi?, QUATTRO!!!) and was able to miss me) with that fucking Foxygen s...
by rass
Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:48 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
Replies: 278
Views: 16161

Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64

Scottie wrote:Oddly, there are four Canadians on the New Mexico State team, including 7'5" Sim Bhullar who is surely the tallest Punjabi in the NCAA as well.
Deadspin has collected some ridiculous pictures of Bhullar in action.
by rass
Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:02 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
Replies: 278
Views: 16161

Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64

So is papaduff still missing, and if so did BSF21 behead him during the interregnum?
by rass
Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
Replies: 278
Views: 16161

Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64

For the last few years I’ve had two brackets to represent the two sides of every basketball fan – the stat junkie and the emotional basket case (pun not intended). One bracket was the calculated research-driven bracket. I poured over that bracket using data I exhaustively collected: RPI, strength o...
by rass
Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:43 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
Replies: 278
Views: 16161

Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64

Jerloma wrote:Is anyone else running a bracket tourney on CBS and is it just having all kinds of technical issues?
Yes and not that I know of.
by rass
Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:42 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
Replies: 1439
Views: 108790

Re: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza

The Irrepressible Ingenuity Of People Who Draw Dicks In Video Games

I love that someone came up with the "time to cock" concept.
by rass
Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Bathroom Etiquette
Replies: 266
Views: 14209

Re: Bathroom Etiquette

I was about to leave.
by rass
Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:59 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL meltdown thread: the slow two-minute drill to disaster
Replies: 203
Views: 13804

Re: NFL meltdown thread: the slow two-minute drill to disast

Damn Mark Duper. Beat up and threatened to kill a "teenager" after arguing with him while playing video games.
by rass
Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:56 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Free Agency
Replies: 351
Views: 28140

Re: NFL Free Agency

The Chicago papers are reporting that Brian Urlacher has given up on re-signing with the Bears. He wanted two years, $12 million, but the Bears (who are pretty close to against the cap and have to deal with Cutler's free agency next year) gave him a one year, $2 million offer. I wouldn't rule out a...
by rass
Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:31 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Bathroom Etiquette
Replies: 266
Views: 14209

Bathroom Etiquette

A co-worker just stopped himself mid-piss to pull out his wallet to try and pay me for the office bracket pool. I didn't have any change on me. Hope he washes his hands before he makes it down to my office later.
by rass
Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:23 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamper on the scene: Heat at Cavs, 3/20/13
Replies: 18
Views: 1408

Re: Swamper on the scene: Heat at Cavs, 3/20/13

Game time. Let's go. And then we noticed some guys in suits walking on the floor under the scoreboard, and some kids with towels trying to mop up something. Apparently the fuel from the pyro was leaking. The players were sent back to the locker rooms, the scoreboard was lowered, a dude with a ladde...
by rass
Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:15 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3481
Views: 228230

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Jerloma wrote:For the record, it's when you jerk off in your hand and then sling it at someone.
First thought I had was "Silence of the Lambs", so I headed off to youtube and found a four year old video where someone had already captioned that scene as "Spiderman that hoe".
by rass
Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:08 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
Replies: 278
Views: 16161

Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64

Wait a second, the ACC is the favorite conference of Alabama? I'm assuming they just used the conference of the region's most referenced team. Since they limited the list of referenced teams to the 68 in the tournament, it will probably show odd results for a state like Alabama (or WV) where the bi...
by rass
Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:13 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp NYC Meetup
Replies: 21
Views: 1895

Re: Swamp NYC Meetup

Sorry gentlemen, but I'm out. I got a call from a college friend who I don't see all that often these days and who never actually takes the initiative to organize something as basic as heading out to a bar to watch some games, but damn if he didn't actually do that this week. Again, sorry and have a...
by rass
Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:37 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Another Twothousandthirteen NHL Thread
Replies: 241
Views: 30341

Re: Another Twothousandthirteen NHL Thread

by rass
Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:00 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
Replies: 278
Views: 16161

Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64

Might have been another kind of tinkle.
by rass
Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
Replies: 2060
Views: 107156

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Yeah, sorry I don't have anything more useful.

I'm sure you'll get your Saxon in Germany, though.