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by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 7:43 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 8927

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

sancarlos wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 7:28 pm
rass wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:17 pmDad is also gutted about the lack of cock tomorrow AM
Jeebus, sometimes one doesn’t even…a.nal…
???
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:29 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
Replies: 2617
Views: 129660

Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

sancarlos wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:43 pm My Ho.s are a little tight. My old B.s were a better fit.
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:17 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 8927

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

A_B wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:34 pm
rass wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:27 pm VRBO cabin has cable but didn’t spring for ESPN? Might be a smart TV though
Didn’t take a laptop?
And an iPad. Just no TV. Dad is also gutted about the lack of ‘cock tomorrow AM
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:27 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 8927

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

VRBO cabin has cable but didn’t spring for ESPN? Might be a smart TV though
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake
Replies: 54
Views: 1085

Re: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake

Some sort of aftershock? We scooted to upstate NY but my wife’s family’s text group just blew up again.
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 4:54 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
Replies: 2617
Views: 129660

Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Love my Hokas
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 4:18 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
Replies: 360
Views: 6273

Re: Random personalized license plate thread

BROKER - New Jersey, black Camaro (tinted plate holder)
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 4:18 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
Replies: 360
Views: 6273

Re: Random personalized license plate thread

UR KOOL - New Jersey, maroon Ford Escape

arrows on either side of the plate pointing to it

Also on the top of the rear view window “if you are close enough to read this”

And on the bottom “I hope something wonderful happens to you today”
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 4:16 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
Replies: 360
Views: 6273

Re: Random personalized license plate thread

JETSMETS - North Carolina, silver Nissan Rogue

NY Jets license plate holder
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:09 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake
Replies: 54
Views: 1085

Re: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake

Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:46 am
rass wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:38 am 3 days and a couple of hours later would have been better timing.

Anyway have I mentioned that was crazy. Had just gotten out of the shower. Naked earthquake!
Did it move?
Does in count?
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:38 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake
Replies: 54
Views: 1085

Re: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake

3 days and a couple of hours later would have been better timing.

Anyway have I mentioned that was crazy. Had just gotten out of the shower. Naked earthquake!
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:32 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake
Replies: 54
Views: 1085

Re: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake

That was crazy
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:26 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake
Replies: 54
Views: 1085

Re: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake

Well holy shit I’m so shook I can’t fine the NJ Earthquake thread
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 8:24 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 8927

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

Free salsa with the purchase of chips with proof of purchase of a ticket to the NIT final at Tito’s Burritos!*

*offer not valid at South Orange location
by rass
Tue Apr 02, 2024 5:53 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2023-2024 NHL Season
Replies: 653
Views: 10992

Re: 2023-2024 NHL Season

My wife's coworkers had an outing at what turned out to be a pretty entertaining VGK/NJD game last night and besides wandering around until I found a food counter serving a hefty plate of made-to-order disco fries (think NJ poutine) for only $10 the best thing I saw (non-game action category) was t...
by rass
Tue Apr 02, 2024 5:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: April Fools pranks (successful and otherwise)
Replies: 70
Views: 3142

Re: April Fools pranks (successful and otherwise)

mister d wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2024 4:16 pm
rass wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2024 2:40 pm I was really just responding to Uncle Phil and talking about NJ highways. I'm sure everyone but me can't drive for shit.
I was able to memorize your license plate while driving.
Exactly. Courteous and safe.
by rass
Tue Apr 02, 2024 2:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: April Fools pranks (successful and otherwise)
Replies: 70
Views: 3142

Re: April Fools pranks (successful and otherwise)

I was really just responding to Uncle Phil and talking about NJ highways. I'm sure everyone but me can't drive for shit.
by rass
Tue Apr 02, 2024 6:03 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: April Fools pranks (successful and otherwise)
Replies: 70
Views: 3142

Re: April Fools pranks (successful and otherwise)

Everyone knows NY drivers are the real scourge when it comes to that.
by rass
Mon Apr 01, 2024 9:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2023-2024 NHL Season
Replies: 653
Views: 10992

Re: 2023-2024 NHL Season

mister d(olan)


Have tix for the game at the rock tomorrow night.
by rass
Mon Apr 01, 2024 6:09 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 8927

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

rass wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2024 3:31 pm Oof

9 inches off at the apex?
by rass
Sun Mar 31, 2024 6:22 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 8927

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

So a lovable almost 300 lb dude is what you need to counteract those Duke “intangibles”.
by rass
Sun Mar 31, 2024 6:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 8927

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

EdRomero wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2024 6:00 pm
rass wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2024 5:56 pm
EnochRoot wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2024 5:55 pmFuck Duke.
First coach to ever leave the box totally fair call
1990s John Calipari has no comment
Not sure if CBS was carrying water but they sowed a replay where he was like basically on the Duke bench so…
by rass
Sun Mar 31, 2024 5:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 8927

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

EnochRoot wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2024 5:55 pmFuck Duke.
First coach to ever leave the box totally fair call
by rass
Sun Mar 31, 2024 5:42 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 8927

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

Edey not using the ladder to cut the net is pretty great
by rass
Sun Mar 31, 2024 5:08 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
Replies: 2617
Views: 129660

Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

by rass
Sun Mar 31, 2024 4:22 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 8927

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

Shirley should change his handle to Katelyn (sp?).
by rass
Sun Mar 31, 2024 4:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB 2024
Replies: 245
Views: 3213

Re: MLB 2024

Giff wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2024 4:07 pm We’re just not a very good March team. And that’s ok.
YOU KNOW WHO IS??
by rass
Sun Mar 31, 2024 3:31 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 8927

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

Oof

by rass
Sun Mar 31, 2024 3:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Commercials
Replies: 933
Views: 54858

Re: Commercials

DSafetyGuy wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2024 8:25 am
rass wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2024 6:19 pm We reading anything into Lily being absent from March Madness?
I wouldn't. Their recent series of ads was about the new iPhone, so unless there was a new phone from a different manufacturer coming out, there isn't much for a cell phone provider to advertise.
Maybe she hates JB Smoove.
by rass
Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:12 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Commercials
Replies: 933
Views: 54858

Re: Commercials

EdRomero wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:09 pm Who better than Coach K to get kids to sign up for the Army?
He got their dads to drink Bud Light.
by rass
Sat Mar 30, 2024 6:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Commercials
Replies: 933
Views: 54858

Re: Commercials

We reading anything into Lily being absent from March Madness?
by rass
Sat Mar 30, 2024 5:53 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 8927

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

NVM
by rass
Sat Mar 30, 2024 5:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 8927

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

So far just plain Illini.
by rass
Fri Mar 29, 2024 6:08 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Inaugural Swamp Quarantine Movie Night! - Point Break (1991) 9 pm 3/19
Replies: 397
Views: 4062

Re: Inaugural Swamp Quarantine Movie Night! - Point Break (1991) 9 pm 3/19

As a leftover birthday present to myself I had the girls sit down and watch this with me last night. Found the DVD to make it authentic. They were into it. Early 90s Keanu being beautiful didn’t hurt (my wife prefers Swayze). Even Busey landed (it’s amazing that none of his comments have aged all th...
by rass
Fri Mar 29, 2024 8:33 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Iron Eagle (Louis Gossett Jr.)
Replies: 8
Views: 122

Re: Iron Eagle (Louis Gossett Jr.)

Doesn't he get his ass eaten (literally) by the shark in Jaws 3D? I vote for that.
by rass
Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
Replies: 2617
Views: 129660

Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

congrats!
by rass
Mon Mar 25, 2024 12:49 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Man's Best Friend
Replies: 2257
Views: 104560

Re: Man's Best Friend

So sorry man
by rass
Mon Mar 25, 2024 9:05 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Replies: 2496
Views: 209642

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

by rass
Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:27 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 8927

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

Shirley wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:22 pm Any interest I may have had in cheering for GCU (and I had little) was completely killed by that obnoxious screecher who's too near the TV mic.
Wasn’t rooting for them anyway but now they feel nothing but hate for them for the same reason
by rass
Sun Mar 24, 2024 5:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 8927

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

Would aTm v Navy be a different category? Almost?