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- Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:06 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Do you deal out any vigilante justice?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 604
Re: Do you deal out any vigilante justice?
I told off a parent a few weeks ago at chik-fil-a after their ~7 year old kid ran up to me and the 3 yr old in the playroom, burped in my face and then started laughing before he ran off. I also took the kids shoes and dropped them behind the bench. Never go to a chik-fil-a on a tuesday. Especially...
- Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:58 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Temporary K-Pop
- Replies: 276
- Views: 23981
Re: Temporary K-Pop
Excellent work, Degen. Too bad it's just a 2 second clip with more clothes. Oh, well.
- Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:50 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Official Spammer Discussion Thread
- Replies: 142
- Views: 19019
Official Spammer Discussion Thread
Glad to see nobody opened the thread about Russian Family Incest Shows. I know a lot of Swampers were big fans of The Ivanovich Family Fuckfest on The Learning Channel, but you didn't fall for it. Good on you.
- Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:09 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Guns: Infinity
- Replies: 1441
- Views: 67496
Re: Guns: Infinity
Come on Bronto, why didn't you give us detail about the suicide? Surely you already uncovered the deceased's psychiatric medical history, ascertained his motives, interviewed his family etc... for the Yahoo! piece, right?This is all part of the Liberal Media Agenda. I'm surprised you didn't somehow ...
- Sun Apr 14, 2013 8:54 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Temporary K-Pop
- Replies: 276
- Views: 23981
Re: Temporary K-Pop
In the lower left corner, you'll see some Korean writing. The top line says "Ah-boo-ruh Kuh-dah-boo-ruh" which I took (being proficient in Konglish) to mean "Abracadabra". And while I maintain that KPop is the noise equivalent of being shrunk with a ray-gun and being forced to l...
- Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:48 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 227788
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
"Hey,I smell your vagina is bleeding. Congrats."[/quote]bfj wrote:ill be sure to congratulate mrs. rass when she comes over to drop off the cookies.cerrano wrote: Whew.
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- Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:44 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Temporary K-Pop
- Replies: 276
- Views: 23981
Re: Temporary K-Pop
Not as catchy or comically original as Gangnam Style , but still a solid effort. However, it needs more ladies doing this: http://i.minus.com/i8pnpnkI41KKQ.gif" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; (File is nearly 5 MB. It's a gif of the main chick in the vid dancing.) If you're ...
- Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:49 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
- Replies: 1439
- Views: 108719
Re: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
Whenever I travel in Europe (which is not at all recently) I always made it a point to try and NOT do what most of the other Americans were doing. Yelling in English at someone in Slovakia who speaks Slovak isn't going to make them understand English. Of course, like Scottie mentioned* the Brits we...
- Fri Apr 12, 2013 2:26 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
- Replies: 1439
- Views: 108719
Re: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
10 Things Most Americans Don’t Know About America This guy nails it. Completely and totally. I'm so mad I didn't read this last year, but I'm thankful a friend just posted it on Facebook. Read it. It's worth the time to. Throughout history, every dominant civilization eventually collapsed because i...
- Fri Apr 12, 2013 1:37 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 221165
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
I wonder how many OB/GYN's practice circumcisions. I trust the experts. I'm gonna guess all of them. I would guess that most perform an average of one or more per day. I watched my kids get circumcised. They were both less than 1 day old and it only took a few seconds. A small amount of blood, a ba...
- Fri Apr 12, 2013 1:11 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 221165
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
This is what I said... They have no deeper insights into things we can't observe than anyone else. NDT isn't saying that you should believe something because he has great knowledge of it. He's saying it's true because it can be observed and/or predicted based on laws of the universe that have been ...
- Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:53 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 221165
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
But as an adult, I have to agree with J-Lo. The Abraham circumcision story really makes no sense, and I was really thinking about it this morning, and sealed the deal that I'm not teaching my kids religion until they are old enough to question what they are told. My kids actually go to church with ...
- Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:03 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 221165
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
As for my son, we never really discussed it. We knew we weren't doing a ceremonial Bris. As a Jew, I have actually never been to one other than my own. I find the ritual barbaric and repulsive, and don't get the concept of inviting the whole extended family and friends to the house for the occasion...
- Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:30 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
- Replies: 6254
- Views: 350738
Re: Temporary Television
And the girl that played Ruthie. I believe she's in Maxim this month, but I cannot Google at work because of the filters or else I'd fulfill the rules. http://cdn1-public.ladmedia.fr/var/public/storage/images/news/mackenzie-rosman-alias-rosie-camden-de-7-a-la-maison-a-bien-grandi-390190/4881551-7-f...
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:20 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
- Replies: 6254
- Views: 350738
Re: Christian Shows
I could not think of too many. Touched by an Angel, mentioned above. Joan of Arcadia. Highway to Heaven. Father Murphy. The Flying Nun. And, of course, Morel Orel/Davy and Goliath. That's all I got. Does Amen count? This just shows what happens when you let the goddamned Jews run the media!
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:07 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: If you could do college all over, what would you study?
- Replies: 89
- Views: 4302
Re: If you could do college all over, what would you study?
My father gave me some good advice I should have listened to. Should have become a pharmacist. Decent pay, abundant jobs, easy work and jobs not going anywhere. My late brother was a pharmacist. He liked it but said that the drawback was that there was an oversupply of pharmacists relative to the n...
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:22 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: If you could do college all over, what would you study?
- Replies: 89
- Views: 4302
Re: If you could do college all over, what would you study?
My father gave me some good advice I should have listened to. Should have become a pharmacist. Decent pay, abundant jobs, easy work and jobs not going anywhere. They need you for the degree and to answer some people's questions. I am somewhat interested in pharmacology and drug interactions, but sta...
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:20 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Guns: Infinity
- Replies: 1441
- Views: 67496
Re: Guns: Infinity
How many damned Gingers are we harboring in this place?Jerloma wrote:Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger.rass wrote:Ginger!!!
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:16 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
- Replies: 2496
- Views: 214970
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Dude, you gotta post that on FB. I'm FB friends with a few gays and others that would be offended because I made Bill Gates say fag, and I don't want to deal with it. You are also FB friends with a couple of homeless dudes who may get offended, and some guys you need to worry about actually followi...
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:51 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Spring Thaw Reading Thread
- Replies: 228
- Views: 15660
Re: Spring Thaw Reading Thread
Reading The Boys From Brazil. Really fast moving and enjoyable thus far, about halfway through. Been meaning to read this book for a long time.
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:10 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 221165
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
Greatest idea ever. I say we lock Scottie and SLolz in a basement together until they complete the script.Johnnie wrote:You 2 really need to be in a buddy comedy together.
- Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:05 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 221165
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
With my son, we decided we wouldn't do it, but it ended up being moot because he was born with hypospadias and needed an operation when he was just a couple months old. Interesting, according to wiki it is the second most common genital birth defect in males. Never heard of it, but I guess that is ...
- Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:34 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song
- Replies: 88
- Views: 5977
Re: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song
Of course. His whole neighborhood does. How do you think they kept property values so high?rass wrote:Did you keep it flying while the house was on the market?AB_skin_test wrote:I fly a confederate flag at my house because I really like state's rights.
- Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:34 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 227788
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed. A balloon blowing contest? Not a big deal. It goes *pop* but smart balloon blowing contest contestants wear protective glasses (let's hope such eyewear, too, was not defective). i love how selma is looking at rass's statement in rass's post above. eta: wro...
- Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:49 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Annette Funicello
- Replies: 7
- Views: 997
Re: Annette Funicello
You mean she would get it now. She wasn't remotely cute until she was older.Johnnie wrote:Jodie Sweetin would get it. Still.
(I know the rules, but I'm at work. Half of Google Image search is blocked here.)
- Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:48 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song
- Replies: 88
- Views: 5977
Re: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song
Paisley: "Despite acknowledging that I'm actually aware of the pain this symbol I like to wear can cause you, thus negating my claims of accidental racism, I want to continue wearing it. In return, I won't judge you for wearing a completely inoffensive article of clothing that a lot of white p...
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:46 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Annette Funicello
- Replies: 7
- Views: 997
Re: Annette Funicello
According to Google, you outed yourself as a devotee of Full House. Nice work.Johnnie wrote:Random memory from my subconscious:
Seeing a movie with a character saying "Annette Funny Jello!"
No idea the rhyme or reason for this memory.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:24 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 221165
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
Pope Klozmodius knows how to steal the good stuff from the internet way better that the previous, dumber, less tech savvy Popes. That's why you don't see German Goo Girls Anal Piss Gangbang and Japanese Futanari Hermie Shemale Un-Pixelated porn on that list. Because Pope Klozmodius knows how to use...
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:23 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Margaret Thatcher
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3667
Re: Margaret Thatcher
Did you know that something like 5500 new laws were enacted by Blair that defined certain words, speech, as "crime"? Do you even think about such things? That is to say, merely expressing one's opinion is enough to ruin one's life. That's tyranny in its purest form. That's what happened t...
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:08 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 221165
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
I'm calling BS. That is a lot of female names in those porn flicks.Jerloma wrote:There are some interesting movies being pirated from The Vatican...
Who knows German? Can you interpret that for us?
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:40 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song
- Replies: 88
- Views: 5977
Re: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song
Brad Paisley also performed the song that should be the theme song for a few swampers And no, it's not Alcohol. Care to let the rest of us in on your joke/reference? As for DoucheRugby, he may have gone off in the Katrina Thread, but he came back after that. I joined shortly after Katrina and got i...
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:38 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Margaret Thatcher
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3667
Re: Margaret Thatcher
What else is he supposed to put in the barrel of your branches? Come here, big fella. I think you just need a hug.Scottie wrote:Don't bring daisies to a tree fight, son.Jerloma wrote:No, that would be a threat to our religion.Scottie wrote:Bring it on, you tree-hugging bastards!
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:26 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 227788
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed. I was walking into CVS the other day and saw a a sign (single sheet of paper with, typed in 9 or 10 font) with 5 or 6 items recalled. One of them being a specific model of condoms. What a horrible product to have a recall on. The worst, right? Be it pregna...
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:03 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Margaret Thatcher
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3667
Re: Margaret Thatcher
It sounds like Scottie making an overt threat against a political party to me! Get him, boys!Scottie wrote:T'ar Mack a Dem sounds more like reggae.
Or Gaelic.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:31 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
- Replies: 2496
- Views: 214970
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Uncle Sam is a Slumlord.P.D.X. wrote:"Government-owned tenements"?
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:20 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
- Replies: 2496
- Views: 214970
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law , St. Paul , Minnesota , points out some INTERESTING FACTS CONCERNING THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: Number of States won by: Democrats: 19 Republicans: 29 Square miles of land won by: Democrats: 580,000 Republicans: 2,427,000 Population of cou...
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:37 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart
- Replies: 1194
- Views: 50097
Re: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart
Wow, that story looks really long... What about him?
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:09 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Margaret Thatcher
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3667
Re: Margaret Thatcher
Ha! When the PT Cruiser first came out, I was given one by a rental company. Besides being embarrassed driving it, it was the worst car ever. Changing lanes was the worst, as their was a metal post right in the mirror blind spot, so you couldn't see even if you turned your head to look. Sucked balls...
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:37 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
- Replies: 2145
- Views: 219052
Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)
I'll go on the 'Murica diet for a year to really make it a spectacle for you.Johnnie wrote:Eww.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:29 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Margaret Thatcher
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3667
Re: Margaret Thatcher
Any company that greenlighted the PT Cruiser and the HHR should have gone out of business. Ha! When the PT Cruiser first came out, I was given one by a rental company. Besides being embarrassed driving it, it was the worst car ever. Changing lanes was the worst, as their was a metal post right in t...