I saw that the other day and cracked up. Nice when a player has a sense of humor.kranepool wrote:Yeah yeah yeah. I'm immature.
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- Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:31 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Videos
- Replies: 1993
- Views: 208618
Re: Random Videos
- Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:21 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2013 Boston Marathon
- Replies: 715
- Views: 35598
Re: The Fucking Tel Aviv Marathon of Senselessness
It was funny at the time. I'm sure others would agree. Shut up and go masturbate to Korean art. It's your hole. Dig it as deep as you wish. You're already off of the visibility spectrum; drinking deep of troll waters. Keep digging, you may end up in Korea. It wasn't "funny at the time". I...
- Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:15 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 234238
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
"Hey,I heard your vagina is bleeding. Congrats."cerrano wrote:ill be sure to congratulate mrs. rass when she comes over to drop off the cookies.rass wrote:Whew.rass wrote:Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
- Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:33 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
- Replies: 1439
- Views: 110456
Re: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
James Joyce was a redditor.
- Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:10 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The 2013 MLB thread - March/April edition
- Replies: 187
- Views: 10178
Re: The 2013 MLB thread - March/April edition
Mother fucking triple plays.
Adam Jones needs to catch fly balls with the bases loaded and 2 outs.
Adam Jones needs to catch fly balls with the bases loaded and 2 outs.
- Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:06 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: "Running the board"
- Replies: 2
- Views: 260
Re: "Running the board"
Yeah, you ruin the sanctity of the Swamp when you do that.
- Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:06 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Jonathan Winters
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1195
Re: Jonathan Winters
Funny, without question. He was original and innovative when comedy was boring and shticky.
- Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:04 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: What's your intro song?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 3380
Re: What's your intro song?
Sexy Mother Fucker by Prince.
- Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:02 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 224358
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
I honestly don't know how many did the procedure, that's why I wrote "I wonder" in my post. I would imagine mohels do a fair amount also. Multiple procedures/day every day. I would consider both of them experts. As long as they aren't mouthing my kid's D. I thought when you said the proced...
- Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:47 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
- Replies: 1439
- Views: 110456
Re: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
Thanks for that link, Reddit is a great site.
Re: Hodor
This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me buy you a drink. How many star systems are you wanted on, Dr. Evazan?rass wrote:He doesn't like you.Brontoburglar wrote:maybe I should make the Ball of Confusion thread my own.AB_skin_test wrote:that's just like you.
I don't like you either. You just watch yourself.
Re: Hodor
He is already out of Dan Smith, BYU already. I'm jealous
Hodor
Hey guys, Hodor's here!
- Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:02 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 224358
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
As for my son, we never really discussed it. We knew we weren't doing a ceremonial Bris. As a Jew, I have actually never been to one other than my own. I find the ritual barbaric and repulsive, and don't get the concept of inviting the whole extended family and friends to the house for the occasion...
- Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:18 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)
- Replies: 1059
- Views: 65324
Re: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)
He is highly virile. For now. Man I hope not. And don't worry about it Steve. Everyone knows it takes a dense wall of text (preferably purple) to really get your attention. Heh. Guilty as charged. I ask because to me, after having my son, violence against a small child is probably the most understa...
- Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:45 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 224358
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
Other than Harry Potter, LOTR and assorted kids movies, I haven't seen a movie in 12 years.Scottie wrote:Not anymore. When's the last time you watched one? Comedies are anything but funny these days.bfj wrote:Aren't comedies supposed to be funny?Johnnie wrote:You 2 really need to be in a buddy comedy together.
- Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:52 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 224358
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
I have no doubts at all that most people do it out of social conformity. I'm just saying that if YHWH hadn't asked David to bring him a bag of dicks, the mushroom look would be the one that got made fun of in high school locker rooms. The one-eyed snake would be the norm. Abraham started circumcisi...
- Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:49 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 224358
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
Aren't comedies supposed to be funny?Johnnie wrote:You 2 really need to be in a buddy comedy together.
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:47 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Free Agency
- Replies: 351
- Views: 28597
Re: NFL Free Agency
Apparently, the Ravens are in the running to sign Rolando McLain. If the deal is affordable, is there a downside? If he flakes out again, they can just release him. He was really poor for the Raiders and a cancer in the locker room, if the local media is to be believed, and is still getting in off-...
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:39 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Games, Apps, 'n Stuf
- Replies: 60
- Views: 3996
Re: Games, Apps, 'n Stuf
Better, worse or the same as WIS?Ryan wrote:Why didn't somebody tell me there's an iOS version of Out of the Park? Goodbye time.
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:36 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Free Agency
- Replies: 351
- Views: 28597
Re: NFL Free Agency
Apparently, the Ravens are in the running to sign Rolando McLain. If the deal is affordable, is there a downside? If he flakes out again, they can just release him.
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:56 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 234238
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Well done.AB_skin_test wrote:It's all fun and games til you figure out they have been breeding new varieties of hens.
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:54 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 234238
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Like his old man! That's what I would have done differently in college.brian wrote:He obviously didn't answer because he likes Asians.
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:44 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 234238
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
My son was asked by a male adult assistant in his class today if he "liked black chicks or white chicks". He said he didn't answer and then walked away. The guy asked him again. Let's see if Mr. $7/hour needs to find some new work next week.
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:39 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 234238
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
I need to just nut up and get a vasectomy Hi guys! Just checking in. Welp, see ya later! To be honest, the story of your giant eggplant testicle (I think that was you, right) hasn't helped. I've seen the picture (while eating kabobs), I can still hear the screaming. I've made and canceled 3 snip ap...
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:35 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: If you could do college all over, what would you study?
- Replies: 89
- Views: 4426
Re: If you could do college all over, what would you study?
I'd probably have become a teacher. Good union, not terrible pay here in MD, good benefits, can find work in most other states, summers off (or work half days in the summer for good pay). Ultimately, I wouldn't mind teaching others to teach so I can make sure the shitty teachers my Max has run into ...
Re: Twenty20
I watched 10 minutes of that. No, it won't catch on.
- Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:39 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song
- Replies: 88
- Views: 5991
Re: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song
Online?Brontoburglar wrote:Brad Paisley also performed the song that should be the theme song for a few swampers
And no, it's not Alcohol.
Re: Allergies
I'm plugged up but I am also giving up. So far this year I've been diagnosed with nasal polyps, sinus infections, a deviated septum, allergies, and Lyme Disease as the cause of my fatigue and congestion. Sure, all are true but no one can agree on the right course of action. Get the surgery for the ...
- Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:43 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
- Replies: 1309
- Views: 196269
Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Hey Dave, if you get a chance to see Eddie Ifft live, don't miss him. I've heard him on a few podcasts and I've heard a few of his live bits and he's pretty damn funny. He is very popular in Australia.
- Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:30 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Opening Night/Day/Week
- Replies: 126
- Views: 6868
Re: Opening Night/Day/Week
He hit another HR today. A grand slam, to give him 16 RBI on the season.govmentchedda wrote:Take THAT, Chris Davis!
- Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:47 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 224358
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
Literally, the only point I was trying to make.Scottie wrote:J-Lo stated that incorrectly; misquouted.
I understood the song.
- Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:17 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 224358
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
Great song, but unless I'm mistaken, Sam's mom didn't have surgery and she was healed. Sam is insane. Sam's mother was misdiagnosed. Sam is full of shit. Sam doesn't exist. Sam is pastiche. Tim Minchin made up the whole story because, well, artists make things up for a living. Take your pick. Calli...
- Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:10 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 224358
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
Great song, but unless I'm mistaken, Sam's mom didn't have surgery and she was healed.
- Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:49 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Videos
- Replies: 1993
- Views: 208618
- Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:26 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
- Replies: 1439
- Views: 110456
- Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:10 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Opening Night/Day/Week
- Replies: 126
- Views: 6868
Re: Opening Night/Day/Week
He loves TB pitching. O's come back to tie the game vs. Rodney only to lose on a walk off HR by Joyce.govmentchedda wrote:I will not be sad to see Chris Davis leave town. 5 for 8 with 2 2Bs and 2 HRs 7 RBIs so far in less than 2 games.
- Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:50 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Bathroom Etiquette
- Replies: 266
- Views: 15895
Re: Bathroom Etiquette
My wife and I were discussing shitter etiquette the other day. When Mrs. Bfj has to deuce in a public place, she will wait until the bathroom is cleared before releasing. She doesn't want to make loud deuce dropping noises while others are there for fear of embarrassment. I laughed at this. You're i...
- Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:12 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Opening Night/Day/Week
- Replies: 126
- Views: 6868
Re: Opening Night/Day/Week
O's win! ESPN talks about how well David Price pitched.
- Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:09 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Who is missing?
- Replies: 132
- Views: 14570
Re: Who is missing?
Slim Christian has been retired.