The Swamp

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Fucking amazing.

LOL TIDE.

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That sequence was just awful for Clemson. Give up the big 3rd down yardage, then the 4th down conversion, then the double pass, then poor play on the touchdown. Just bad.

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That dude flew! Wow. That's some leaping ability.

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Oooh, this film room link is good too.

We need this for comedians. Bill Burr did commentary during Miami/Pittsburgh, I'd love to see what he'd have to say during this.

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sancarlos wrote:That was a hellacious hit on Watson, there.

I can't stop watching it:

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I'm watching this game tonight via the WatchESPN app. They have a bunch of different feeds. I'm streaming the skycam exclusively. No garbage play by play. It's all stadium noise and the stadium announcer and the bands playing in between plays. Also, in lieu of some commercial breaks, the feed stays ...

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A_B wrote:This game is going to be 4.5 hours. For hells sake.

Just about to come here and comment about how it's just halfway through the third. That's fucking nuts.

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It's because you're white, Kirk.

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rass wrote:Swamper most likely to show up at your place uninvited and wearing no clothes, huh?

AB the Lit.

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Hilarious.

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Update on Hole-gate.

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Check Google maps. You're right. It's just not as close as you think it is. It's just not "on the strip," as Brian notes.

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I don't know what the most profitable fast food restaurant in the country is, but there's an In-N-Out opening on the Strip on Wednesday and I fully expect it to give whatever it is a run for the money. Been a minute since I've had In-N-Out, but a much longer minute since I've been in Vegas. I remem...

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(And it probably keeps a lot of people much more connected. I never called friends, sometimes emailed, but texting is quicker and more direct. No idea how this applies to younger people still forming their friendships. Probably negatively.) I was listening to a podcast the other day, Serious Inquir...

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Texans defence is pretty good though, right? J.J. Watt is not walking through that door. But the cameras will be on him whether he tries or not. I'll take solace on Saturday night that this will annoy you to know end. That's all I'll have. He looks like me (according to Jerloma). He has my initials...

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You gotta link the whole url. If you're ever unsure, hit the preview button. It helps. Thanks Johnnie. Yes, I hit the preview button, and I see the results, but I still didn't know how to "fix" it, so I just said screw it, and posted it anyways. I really like The Swamp, but asking simple ...

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Yes, this is on multiple official Instagram accounts at the moment.

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You gotta link the whole url. If you're ever unsure, hit the preview button. It helps.

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sancarlos wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Texans defence is pretty good though, right?
J.J. Watt is not walking through that door.

But the cameras will be on him whether he tries or not.

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That was an excellent "play to the whistle" sequence. Clay Matthews is awesome.

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Ooof. Montgomery couldn't walk off after that. What a really gruesome tackle.

I now expect Eli to bring the Giants back.

ETA:

Alright, cool. He probably won't.

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mister d wrote:Gonna be embarrassing when Alexa shares your domino's history with the world.

Bacon, mushroom, green chile. The worry is real.

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I completely understand. I'm now turning away from that stuff too. It's what makes people like Zuckerberg rich and powerful. Hell, just log out of Facebook when you surf the net. That alone makes a world of difference. I had my security clearance reinvestigated after the normal 10 year period and my...

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Believe in Matt Moore. He came back to life on a football field. What was that? https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/2EF7194CFD1429956897062191104_505504b30bb.43.0.D51F36F2-C15D-4661-9A68-B5F606375EB9.mp4?versionId=MVufuOvY_SEpFE6ubyfbo9bcEWV6UUzH I missed that hit, but I was commenting on his fumble not...

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Little Hail Mary to end the half. Nice.

Just lose, Giants. Plz.

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HaulCitgo wrote:Believe in Matt Moore. He came back to life on a football field.

What was that?

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I've had an Alexa for quite some time. I have not ordered anything from it. These days you can link Domino's pizza, Uber, and other things to it. It's really cool. But...the fear of being charged lots of money for something I ask it to order has made skittish. I really have to ask - what is the ups...

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https://twitter.com/tamarakeithNPR/status/817772341467942912 And that shit invoking the Holman Act the other day is something else too. Does Bill Maher implore liberals to go buy guns when his show comes back for its next season? I hope so. ETA: https://twitter.com/ColMorrisDavis/status/817728469455...

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Receiver gloves. Man, have they come a long way. That catch was utterly ridiculous.

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Oooh. That's awesome being from the official account.

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This game needs more shots of JJ Watt in civvies. /s

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Released the other day. Already sold out though.

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I've had an Alexa for quite some time. I have not ordered anything from it. These days you can link Domino's pizza, Uber, and other things to it. It's really cool. But...the fear of being charged lots of money for something I ask it to order has made skittish.

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Shirley wrote:
P.D.X. wrote:Are they going through their wardrobes while smoking space spliffs?
My first interpretation was that those were post-coital spliffs, with their clothes scattered around the room.

Can't it be both? I'm waiting for a motorcycle to show up and they make fun of a Kanye West song.

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Guess whose first words on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee are "Good Christ, goddamn, holy crow, what the fuck this is a car?" That was funny, but I had to stop about halfway through, because I was tired of all of the virus/spam/fake alerts that site was throwing up. If you can handle so...

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