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howard wrote:You cynic

Wrong horse (not to mention wrong Canadian (I think), but you knew that).

I made this for some Swamp related reason years ago:

mister d wrote:If you watched "classic" porn, wouldn't you just spend the entire time thinking about how everyone on screen is now in their 60s and 70s?

69! *cumshot*

It's going to be real fun facing a well rested Pittsburgh squad, including the return of Malkin (bonus!), tonight. Nothing builds the confidence needed to take on the #1 seed like being outscored 10-1 in the third period of your last three games. The fun thing about being an Islander fan is that I ...

I think Beer Contrarian might be more appropriate.

Speaking of SF, I almost died (traffic came to a sudden stop ahead of me, slammed the brakes, ended up swerving a bit to the right, and luckily the lady flying down the right lane in her Audi was paying attention (and driving an Audi?, QUATTRO!!!) and was able to miss me) with that fucking Foxygen s...

Scottie wrote:Oddly, there are four Canadians on the New Mexico State team, including 7'5" Sim Bhullar who is surely the tallest Punjabi in the NCAA as well.

Deadspin has collected some ridiculous pictures of Bhullar in action.

So is papaduff still missing, and if so did BSF21 behead him during the interregnum?

For the last few years I’ve had two brackets to represent the two sides of every basketball fan – the stat junkie and the emotional basket case (pun not intended). One bracket was the calculated research-driven bracket. I poured over that bracket using data I exhaustively collected: RPI, strength o...

Jerloma wrote:Is anyone else running a bracket tourney on CBS and is it just having all kinds of technical issues?

Yes and not that I know of.

The Irrepressible Ingenuity Of People Who Draw Dicks In Video Games

I love that someone came up with the "time to cock" concept.

I was about to leave.

Damn Mark Duper. Beat up and threatened to kill a "teenager" after arguing with him while playing video games.

The Chicago papers are reporting that Brian Urlacher has given up on re-signing with the Bears. He wanted two years, $12 million, but the Bears (who are pretty close to against the cap and have to deal with Cutler's free agency next year) gave him a one year, $2 million offer. I wouldn't rule out a...

A co-worker just stopped himself mid-piss to pull out his wallet to try and pay me for the office bracket pool. I didn't have any change on me. Hope he washes his hands before he makes it down to my office later.

Game time. Let's go. And then we noticed some guys in suits walking on the floor under the scoreboard, and some kids with towels trying to mop up something. Apparently the fuel from the pyro was leaking. The players were sent back to the locker rooms, the scoreboard was lowered, a dude with a ladde...

Jerloma wrote:For the record, it's when you jerk off in your hand and then sling it at someone.

First thought I had was "Silence of the Lambs", so I headed off to youtube and found a four year old video where someone had already captioned that scene as "Spiderman that hoe".

Wait a second, the ACC is the favorite conference of Alabama? I'm assuming they just used the conference of the region's most referenced team. Since they limited the list of referenced teams to the 68 in the tournament, it will probably show odd results for a state like Alabama (or WV) where the bi...

Sorry gentlemen, but I'm out. I got a call from a college friend who I don't see all that often these days and who never actually takes the initiative to organize something as basic as heading out to a bar to watch some games, but damn if he didn't actually do that this week. Again, sorry and have a...

Might have been another kind of tinkle.

Yeah, sorry I don't have anything more useful.

I'm sure you'll get your Saxon in Germany, though.

You want a Sun Woo Kim on the streets but a Jin Ho Cho in the bed, is that it? Also, I'm assuming nobody has used Pusan yet only because it's now officially called Busan which just isn't vagina enough, and not because you didn't know it was a city in the first place. Hey look, it's Mr Jeopardy Suwo...

39? You shoulda just whipped it out. maybe if you stopped using terms like "friend zone" she wouldn't think you were gay and would lick your balls. Yeah guys, Johnnie really puts the "demasculinized" in DMZ! Perhaps when dealing with these women, if you stopped concentrating so ...

Great sequence for the Pens. Just as they kill off a (questionable-ish) double minor against Cooke, they get an odd man rush (including Cooke) and score. Killer.

Champagne meet bow.

God must have been busy with something else on that last possession.

temporassy wrote:I haven't checked the bus schedule, but I would guess between 6:30 and 7:00, or thereabouts. If it needs to be said, don't hold up dinner for our sake. Just let us know where to go.

Hey, whothefuckareyou???

AB_skin_test wrote:I don't know how grantland should feel about this new thread...

This just in: I'm dead, and don't give a fuck!

Finally, a thread in the Swamp that my wife would absolutely dominate. Step aside, squirt. I'm here to talk tea with these maggots. Which one of you microphallus bitches wants to be the first into the dungeon of darjeeling? This was one of the funniest things I've read in awhile. Well done. And tuc...

Thanks for all of your work on this place Scottie.