The Swamp

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I wouldn't call Carols move stupid, although I certainly wouldn't go telling Tyreese the truth. She obviously thought by killing the two sick people and burning the bodies she could stop the sickness before it spread. I think her little breakdown when she knocked over the water barrel, was due to he...

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No, they dropped $2,100 to get a ton of hits and subscribers to their website. Consider it advertising money that they will surely get back. The video is now set to private. They're not going to earn many advertising dollars that way. That said, from things I've read, making money on Youtube is hit...

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In the kidney. The glomerular membrane. Even though on the outside, sterile under normal circumstances (but commonly infected.) Bronchial spaces of the lung, also on the outside. See, this is why we keep a doctor on board. what about for girls? what's inside and what's outside? Not me. Me. In that ...

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Thanks to a reddit! post, I recently learned that topologically, humans are like donuts. In other words, our entire digestive system, from lips to asshole, is considered "outside the body". Huh? On the "explain it like I'm 5" sub-reddit, someone asked why blister fluid, blood, e...

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Hate that I have to root for St. Louis, but I gotta stick with my NL. No fucking way I can root for Boston, especially with those dumb Amish beards they're sporting.

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Yeah, I was surprised that Carol got so under my skin. I mean, I get that she's practical and realistic, but two terse sentences to a girl that just lost her father, and is clearly losing her grip on reality, is NOT going to turn the tide. I love the idea of an independent agent operating around the...

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Thanks to a reddit! post, I recently learned that topologically, humans are like donuts. In other words, our entire digestive system, from lips to asshole, is considered "outside the body".

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That movie would be pretty awesome if someones face actually comes off at one point.

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Overall I enjoyed the episode, but I'm sure a lot of that was just relief to see it return finally. Two aspects that bothered me... 1) Is Tyreese supposed to be this big of a pussy? Oh, I don't like stabbing zombies in the head from behind a fence, it feels wrong. FEELS. WRONG??? What the ever lovin...

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Howdy boys. Watching the Isles/Hawks. On my third Smuttynose and first bowl. Yee haw.

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You’re looking at me as though I’m weird. My God! Are you so out of touch with most of America, most of which believes in the Devil? I mean, Jesus Christ believed in the Devil! It’s in the Gospels! You travel in circles that are so, so removed from mainstream America that you are appalled that anyb...

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I'm in as the Long Island Jorts.

I'll do my best to not fuck it up.

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I think it's way to early to write anything off bfj. Disney is the only place I know of that's more accommodating to customers than a casino. The "tour guide scandal" is testament to that, along with the fact that they specifically consulted with Autism groups before deciding on this cours...

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The Sybian wrote:25 best beers for the fall. I have had exactly none of them.

Same, but I can tell you which one I want to try first...

Mikkeller's Black 2011 (American Double/Imperial Stout, 17.50% ABV)

Holy fuck

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Up until this past weekend, I thought that was Alyson Hannigan in the recent Wendy's commercials. I only learned of my mistake when Brian mentioned wanting to punch the actual Wendy's chick in the face.

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In Jesus is supposed to be wearing a "scream" mask, then yes, I see him.

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Scottie wrote:Shouldn't she be out in an idyllic grove posing under a blossoming cherry tree or some such thing? That looks like an abandoned washroom in Chernobyl.

I think it's quite appropriate, considering that gown looks like a scotch-brite scrubby pad.

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Here's some of the groovy tunes I've been digging lately.... The Features - This Disorder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI0lEpK6onE Franz Ferdinand - Right Action https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqTsUtQLRFk These next two get me whistling every time... NONONO - Pumpin Blood https://www.youtube.com...

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Damn, I forgot all about this thread.

I've been regularly getting lit on percosets, magic hat, and pot.

Tonight it'll be more percs, more pot, and some Chocolate Double Stout.

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I only have one word for you J-Lo....

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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The one serious answer I could come up with: The Strikers

And now for the jokes...

The Shropshire Slashers

White Punks on Dope

The Sharknados

Kickin' Balls

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Pruitt wrote:Ummm.. WTF?!

Firstly, I want one of those. Pretty cool.

Secondly, Asians are fucked up, man. Even more so than Germans.

ZMan

I don't think anyone disbelieves as much as I do, but dayum people, fucking kids get to be kids once in their shitty lives, why the fuck would you take Santa Claus away? FWIW, I'm with J-Lo, you boycott Santa if you're trying to boycott the materialism and consumerism associated with the holiday. Bu...

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At least I took the time to search for the actual twitter thread. The nerve.

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Hey Steve (@swampersteve)

Your twitter account was hacked. If it wasn't...No, I don't care that Dr. Oz showed you how to lose fat.

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Well, how dare Colorado not hide the gay and the pot away whilst Texans are visiting.

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must of

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rass wrote:Anyone have a small, nondescript brown paper bag they're willing to part with?

Is your hand really that ugly?

ZMan

They probably listened to "Bear Safety Tips" and figured you more of a football man.

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The Sybian wrote:Probably my favorite player I never saw play. I loved NFL Films as a youngster, and Donovan was always the funniest interview.

Same. Too young to have seen him play, but old enough to have seen him on many a talk show. Always thought him hysterical.

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I don't know how that video ran for 4 minutes. Before I even got 60 seconds in I would have been spraying that bitch with a hose.

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I mean yeah you can shoot people and dogs and stuff because well that's policework but DO NOT WEAR A UNICORN MASK UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/07/18/police-investigating-photo-of-officer-with-porn-star-wearing-unicorn-head/" onclick="window.open(this.href);...

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What kind of fucking relationship is that? She stays with him after kiddie porn, but admittedly would have a better time at a social gathering without him. Why fucking stay? Is he loaded or something?

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Just for my own information... Is this going to be the new swamp version of "Things slowly falling apart" thread, which generally concerned itself with unexplainable and random acts of violence? (I'm thinking so considering it started off all father-daughter rapey) Or is this for more for ...

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AB_skin_test wrote:Guess that's not Bedford-Stuy.

Definitely not, considering he walked through Bedford-Stuy alone.

But it's not raining, so you were part-way there.

ZMan

So we should call them "air force boots"?

I think that's more indicative of "army" being the catchall name for camo or boots, than people not knowing the difference.

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Canadian entitlement mentality in action, as usual. If a car can be modified to accommodate an armless driver, it can be modified to have a functioning seatbelt. Don't even necessarily have to modify. My 1992 Nissan Sentra had an automatic shoulder belt. Close the door, it slides back over, open th...

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Johnnie wrote:I like that Jack Nicholson shirt.

If I were Caesar Romero, I'd be pissed.

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Using 'Michael', I was assigned "Diego Gamble". Just not doing it for me.

So we shorten the input to 'Mike', and then we get.... ALEJANDRO VERBOTEN. Fuck yeah. Definitely using that at some point.

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BSF21 wrote:Caulk and float baby. Caulk. And. Float.

You have died of dysentery.

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