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by Johnnie
Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:10 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 9
Replies: 58
Views: 1264

Re: NFL Week 9

All the wild shot in the NFL yesterday...and then there's Russell Wilson.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbIuikQDari/
by Johnnie
Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)
Replies: 477
Views: 60385

Re: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)

The most exercise this fat little shit will get all week:

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/E1EBCOC
by Johnnie
Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:23 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 943
Views: 110585

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

Not a joke. I just saw that he was in the Air Force in New Mexico. Didn't say the base, and even if it had, I wouldn't have known it wasn't yours! Gave you the benefit of the doubt because upthread I wrote: Hollomon, according to reports. Not Kirtland, so thankfully I won't be asked about him. I'm ...
by Johnnie
Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 943
Views: 110585

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

Johnnie, I assume you didn't know this dude in New Mexico? Were you there at the same time? Not sure if you're being silly, but I'll give you a straight answer. He was stationed at Holloman AFB in Alomogordo (I'm at Kirtland in ABQ) and he was kicked out in 2014. I got to my base last February. No ...
by Johnnie
Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Replies: 448
Views: 36944

Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

If only every Christian came to the realization Jesus did as he was dying.

And I have seen sheriff vehicles in ABQ with that phrase much, much larger. They are never driven by a non white non male.
by Johnnie
Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:49 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 943
Views: 110585

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

I want to see a mass shooting with a dude dressed like Santa.
by Johnnie
Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:45 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Return of Confessions
Replies: 1283
Views: 76579

Re: Return of Confessions

Swamp search seems to indicate this thread was our back and forth on the Ice Bucket challenge. Looks like Babish is starting it up again, but using hot peppers. He challenged several people with huge YouTube fellowship, so this may go viral:

https://youtu.be/gcQ7LHsTNdc

And no. I'm not doing this either.
by Johnnie
Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 9
Replies: 58
Views: 1264

Re: NFL Week 9

This guy is the best:

https://youtu.be/4ClXXFcDE8Y
by Johnnie
Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:57 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 943
Views: 110585

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

Hey guys, Fox & Friends is here to tell us this is a feel good story. The younger blond replacement twit and future sexual harassment Plaintiff Ainsley Earhardt says church is best place to be mowed down in a hail of gunfire. m First "bimbo", now "twit"...I'm beginning to th...
by Johnnie
Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:56 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 943
Views: 110585

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

tennbengal wrote:I don't know why he apologized.

There are probably people who pay him money that guffaw over faith comments and he's clarifying and tempering their idiotic positions.

If I had "fuck you" money, I'd respond to anyone getting offended with "I'll pray for you."
by Johnnie
Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:36 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 943
Views: 110585

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

sancarlos wrote:https://twitter.com/goangelo/status/927293176792088576

Has he apologized yet? Here's Wil Wheaton's response to Paul Ryan:

https://twitter.com/wilw/status/927284357609353218

And he was forced to apologize:

https://twitter.com/wilw/status/927303480921931776
https://twitter.com/wilw/status/927309764983263232
But hey! More guns in church!
by Johnnie
Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 943
Views: 110585

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

Hollomon, according to reports. Not Kirtland, so thankfully I won't be asked about him.

I'm looking forward to this deployment, you guys. I'll be in a safer environment than the lot of you. Godspeed.
by Johnnie
Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3501
Views: 104266

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

So are we officially under Russian rule yet? Because if we are I'm gunna need to start learning Russian.
by Johnnie
Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:41 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Podcasts
Replies: 1415
Views: 136694

Re: Podcasts

I always hoped he'd read Five Four Club like the opening line to the Eazy E song Boyz-n-tha-Hood.
by Johnnie
Sun Nov 05, 2017 4:29 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 943
Views: 110585

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

tennbengal wrote:Bump.

Stock?
by Johnnie
Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:05 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Wither Colin Kaepernick
Replies: 219
Views: 7206

Re: Wither Colin Kaepernick

30 second clip on Twitter!

And it features one of the most beloved Americans saying he won't watch another NFL game!

Surely it contains all pertinent context!
by Johnnie
Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:45 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Podcasts
Replies: 1415
Views: 136694

Re: Podcasts

"Zip........REHCREWTAH! Are you hiring? WELL ARE YA?! Do you need a..[does a callback to a thing he talked about in his podcast up to this point but adds sexual/illegal activity overtones]..." Then there was "Club W," a wine delivery service, that he read in "Dubya's" v...
by Johnnie
Sat Nov 04, 2017 7:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9211
Views: 463111

Re: Random Politics

Pruitt wrote:Rand Paul Assaulted

By a middle aged Doctor who is - yep - a Democrat.

Fox News just came in its pants.

In Bowling Green.

#neverforget
by Johnnie
Sat Nov 04, 2017 7:24 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Kevin Spacey's Career?
Replies: 698
Views: 48548

Re: Kevin Spacey's Career?

I have this printed out at my desk because I wax poetic about retirement saying "I'm going to collect my retirement check, my VA check, go to school for free on the GI Bill, and have a part time job with the least possible amount of responsibility." Now it takes on a different meaning. htt...
by Johnnie
Sat Nov 04, 2017 7:18 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Checkmate, Bitches! The Chess and other Board Games Thread
Replies: 471
Views: 59858

Re: Checkmate, Bitches! The Chess and other Board Games Thread

I thought I saw all of Key and Peele. Guess not.

https://youtu.be/-_A-I3bsXtI
by Johnnie
Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:49 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9211
Views: 463111

Re: Random Politics

Trump's base is a bunch of fucking morons who can't understand the big picture, do math, or prevent themselves from being easily triggered by social issues. Exploit all three to the max extent possible, plus gerrymander and voter suppress the fuck out of everything else and there you have it. Unmiti...
by Johnnie
Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:58 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3501
Views: 104266

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

Go ahead and read through the responses of this if you're feeling great about humanity. Or if you're bored.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 5626663939
by Johnnie
Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Hot for Teacher Thread
Replies: 205
Views: 21296

Re: Hot for Teacher Thread

Shirley wrote:A 12-year-old? Boy or girl? Can a 12-year-old boy actually fuck?

And as for that last teacher ... no.

Should have specified. Teacher was female, student male.
by Johnnie
Fri Nov 03, 2017 5:12 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Podcasts
Replies: 1415
Views: 136694

Re: Podcasts

It's these people, Swamp. On demand massage. Fully expect an eventual scandal.

https://www.soothe.com
by Johnnie
Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:42 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Racism
Replies: 1519
Views: 80392

Re: Racism

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/926417546038923264 And only two days after he solemnly declared this month Native American Heritage Month. November seems to always have been Native American Heritage month. An email was sent out base wide looking for volunteers to lead the various celebra...
by Johnnie
Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Hot for Teacher Thread
Replies: 205
Views: 21296

Re: Hot for Teacher Thread

I know we've covered this ground over the years, but holy crap... It sure seems like these young woman are doing this at a much higher rate than before. My gf's roommate is a teacher. Her co-worker and ex friend got caught up fucking a 12 year old and was fired. The court stuff is still going on. O...
by Johnnie
Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:23 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Podcasts
Replies: 1415
Views: 136694

Re: Podcasts

Scaramucci is on Pardon My Take today, btw.
by Johnnie
Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:22 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Podcasts
Replies: 1415
Views: 136694

Re: Podcasts

Burr is the only podcast that I actually listen to the ads. He says it all the time, he makes them inappropriate as hell, but people listen. A couple months ago he got a new sponsor, who happens to be a client of mine. Actually, a lot of podcast ads are clients, since we have a lot of tech startups...
by Johnnie
Thu Nov 02, 2017 11:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Poll: Where would you go?
Replies: 28
Views: 608

Re: Poll: Where would you go?

After living on an airfield for over a month in Haiti after an earthquake with only port-a-potties, there's no shame. I'll go wherever. I probably won't go in a dive bar's bathroom because the constant revolving amount of people non-stop means I'll be horribly interrupted by drunkards. Not because o...
by Johnnie
Thu Nov 02, 2017 11:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9211
Views: 463111

Re: Random Politics

Between the reviews here and elsewhere on the web, I've subscribed and will listen to them all.
by Johnnie
Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:46 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2016 Presidential Race
Replies: 6046
Views: 286444

Re: 2016 Presidential Race

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by Johnnie
Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:41 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9211
Views: 463111

Re: Random Politics

Sad that I have to get real news from people like this on Reddit:

http://reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/7a9 ... an_reddit/
by Johnnie
Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:01 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Replies: 1239
Views: 178515

Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Oddly enough, I've tried twice and failed to latch onto Your Mom's House podcast. I can't do it. I still like his standup (obviously), but I'm only listening to him on other people's podcasts. I also have to pick my spots with Rogan and Burt Kreisher. Sure, there might be some genius stuff said in s...
by Johnnie
Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9211
Views: 463111

Re: Random Politics

by Johnnie
Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:44 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1987
Views: 198806

Re: Random Videos

by Johnnie
Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Replies: 1239
Views: 178515

Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Seeing Tom Segura Thursday night. I got VIP tickets back in June which will let me meet him after the show.

And may now bought Bill Burr tickets for his show on December 1st. I'll go to predeployment training on the 3rd, so I'm amped I'll get to see him.
by Johnnie
Tue Oct 31, 2017 6:17 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 9
Replies: 58
Views: 1264

Re: NFL Week 9

by Johnnie
Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 9
Replies: 58
Views: 1264

Re: NFL Week 9

Everything about this tweet is fucking hilarious.

https://twitter.com/YoureRightMike/stat ... 3786737664
by Johnnie
Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Lunch Thread
Replies: 580
Views: 25139

Re: The Lunch Thread

Popeyes. Because it's on base and delicious.