The Swamp

Johnnie

With your last point, I totally agree.

My gas bill is $30-$35 bucks monthly (I bet that's low compared to some of you), so I'm not exactly concerned about it. But if all of a sudden that spikes higher because of this "routine maintenance" line, I'll be annoyed as fuck.

Johnnie

Anyone ever just have the gas line company come out and perform maintenance on your house? I love in a 2 year old tract home so I'm not sure what this entails, but everything seems to be ok from what I'm watching. I just find it odd. Apparently it'll be for every house eventually and it seems mine w...

Johnnie

And bootlicker nepo-baby governor coward, Sununu falls in line. Like the bitch he is.

Johnnie

Gif of the night:

Johnnie

And MTG is being her classless self as usual. Are there odds on her being named as Trump's VP candidate? He can't risk having someone there who won't do his bidding if he's elected again. No way...can't have someone who will compete for the spotlight. I'd bet money on either Kristi Noem or Nancy Ma...

Johnnie

And MTG is being her classless self as usual. Are there odds on her being named as Trump's VP candidate? He can't risk having someone there who won't do his bidding if he's elected again. I think this was shared here, but she was actually asked this to her face: https://twitter.com/MikeSington/stat...

Johnnie

Ah, so that was where that random loud yelling was coming from. This is going to sound callous, but putting those 13 Marines that died during the evacuation above everyone else who died during foreign operations is nothing more than patsy arguments meant to score political points. https://www.instag...

Johnnie

He's heckling back. That's cool.

And MTG is being her classless self as usual.

Ooof. That coughing.

Johnnie

It's 9:30pm on the east coast and an 81 year old man still has yet to give an hour plus long speech. Did the NFL schedule this?

Our country is so fucking dumb.

Johnnie

That Mark Robinson dude is like (Uncle Ruckus + Samuel L. Jackson's character from Django Unchained + Kanye West) x 1,000.

Holy shit, man.

Johnnie

Sinema not running is probably a pretty huge deal for Gallego, right? I think. Last I checked, he's allegedly trailing Scary Keri Lake though. (Rasmussen) Like.... WTF on that. He must be running a shit campaign. https://twitter.com/RubenGallego/status/1765101491684294875?t=HTmL35GYIhxxLKbA83wX7A&a...

Johnnie

Johnnie

BRONCOS COUNTRY.

WE TRIED.

Johnnie

Johnnie

How a Willy Wonka Event in the U.K. Ended in Calls to Police and Demands For Refunds Glasgow ‘Willy Wonka Experience’ Unites The Internet In Laughter Hang it in the fucking Loeuvre: https://sm.ign.com/t/ign_pk/news/w/willy-wonk/willy-wonka-experience-actors-become-unwitting-internet-sens_zkmp.1200....

Johnnie

I'm snickering.

Johnnie

I volunteered at the Trap and Skeet range yesterday. It was fun, but man. Let me tell you. It was like a January 6th convention. All of these standard issue white people who very clearly fit a certain demographic with all of their shotguns, FJB stickers on them, and ginormous camper vans going out i...

Johnnie

Also, this is amazing:

Johnnie

Nearly a year ago, the AF's senior enlisted leadership had harsh words for "fashion" back when there was a push to get beards allowed for dudes in the military. It was not received well because of the smug dickishness of the panel. This week the Air Force's Dress and Appearance Instruction...

Johnnie

I love Dan Soder.

Edit:

Oh my God. The Enrique Iglesias 9/11 joke. He ain't bullshittin'. I'm literally crying laughing right now.

Johnnie

Well, I'll say that I've been to dozens of Chicken Filets up and down the eastern coast How do you know NLFC isn't southern? My MIL constantly calls it "Chick-a-fil-a I originally thought the place was called "Chicken Fil-A" because of the 'viral before YouTube' video Unforgivable. h...

Johnnie

I wonder if they updated hologram Jerry appropriately.

Johnnie

Yea, added the link after my initial post and it was simultaneously bottom paged.

Johnnie

Well, if you believe Newsweek, this is... something. And...the victim is a minor. Like father, like son. I want to laugh. But this shit ain't funny. https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1b302k1/lauren_boeberts_son_made_sex_tape_with_fellow/ Edit: Ok, I guess I have to laugh a little. These com...

Johnnie

Fuck the Supreme Court. https://twitter.com/WagnerTonight/status/1763052866728595962?t=4M19I1_vdQL5pqg36qkHlw&s=19 https://twitter.com/PoliticusSarah/status/1762969987323408648?t=ZqMBgeWzbV0p0Wcy92b5rw&s=19 https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1763033442420240672?t=9T_8fl7_cCaHxfCi2MVdjg&s=1...

Johnnie

Oh snap. But this makes total sense.

Johnnie

Johnnie

Yeah, that's not how AI technology is progressing. We are in the stage RIGHT NOW where we can (mostly) tell. Particularly with video. With still images, I think we're pretty much past the threshold. But we're probably 12-24 months away from it being almost impossible to tell. Shit needs to get regu...

Johnnie

DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:48 pmCan we start calling it the "Boebert Crime Family" yet?

It's currently a trending hashtag.

It's always makes me laugh when white trash pretend they aren't and they judge everyone else for the ills of the world when it's actually them that suck.

Johnnie

Whether it's AI or anything else that makes people go "WTF?" and feel helpless, honestly, I think we're all literally living in a real life daily slog of the movie Don't Look Up and it isn't getting better. Case in point: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnewsvideo/comments/1b0zgkf/father_of_s...

Johnnie

Back above $60k.

I still have no idea how this shit works.

Johnnie

A project manager used "project cadance" the other day. Still don't know what it means. "Cadence" is just another way of saying schedule or frequency. For example, just a couple of weeks ago I got the ok to change the "cadence" of some triage meetings from 4 days a wee...

Johnnie

MY. PLEASURE.

Johnnie

If you barely search the Internet, you'll find the full video of the self immolation. It's heartbreaking and terrifying. It also captures a cop with his pistol pointed at the dude while he's basically dead and still on fire. "I don't need guns. I need fire extinguishers." is stated by a me...

Johnnie

The Air Force and Military subreddits are either looking at this as a suicidal ideation gone extreme, cracking jokes, or calling dude stupid because killing yourself doesn't bring peace to the Middle East. My first thought about this is "Tibetan Monk" and George Carlin (AF vet) going "...

Johnnie

WHAT THE EFF? DAVID BLAINE! YOU'RE A DEMON!

Johnnie

Whataburger was a good fast food option in NM because they did green chile cheeseburgers quite well. (They fell just behind Blake's for me.)

Whataburger was very, very good in Texas and kinda blah elsewhere though. I've had it in several states at this point.

Johnnie

My boomer godmother is such a damn fool. This is the type of shit she shares on Facebook.

This has to be a parody page.

Johnnie

Really crappy episode.

Only decent laugh came from the gambling app one.

Johnnie

How you going to have a cold open with 4 senators slurping Trump and not have Shane Gillis, the host of the show tonight, not play Trump in it. C'mon. Literally has one of the best impressions. Also, he's not getting any laughs during his monologue because the crowd sucks. (And his material is not f...

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