The Swamp

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If Bobbitt was filming a porn movie with five professional pornstars and one other normal person, they all got attacked on set and had their genitals cut off, but people only remembered Bobbitt, that would be the perfect analogy. I was more making a joke but...sure. That would make it a better anal...

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Wrong place, wrong time is a reason why otherwise non-remarkable people get remembered, really.

Like Jesus. And John Bobbitt.

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l-jam wrote:

Don’t remember the other white guy.

that's why trump and the fascists are about to win...

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jesus christ, you guys, that's all so fuckin' awful. Like, I am laughing, but, still.

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Thought it was indicative of the pats failures that Stanley Morgan still leads in all time receiving with 10,000. Turns out someone named Johnny Morris leads the Bears in all time receiving in the 50-60s with barely 5,000. Yuk Check out the Bears all-time QB leaderboards, they are absolutely hilari...

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Just start with season 1 episode 1 and enjoy.

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The Acuna knee news was unsettling. Probably nothing. Unless it is something. Glad my draft is late this year.

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A_B wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:18 am You never watched Golden Girls?

A few episodes - certainly not enough to clock last names or that any would warrant an emoji…(insert shrug emoji)

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Ryan wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:07 am There’s a Disney emoji matching game on my phone that I haven’t opened in like 5 years and when I just updated it from the App Store, the notes said:

NEW EMOJIS ADDED:
Dorothy Zbornak

2003 tennbengals does not know what any of those words mean when put in that order

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Couch fans I don't know who the eff the "tennbengals" guy is - why the plural, dude - but this take was 'aight for being 21 years old... Line play was suspect, and the receivers, while decent, had no one who stepped up to the next level of go to threat/superstar. Maybe that was Couch's fa...

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mister d wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 9:31 am
EdRomero wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 9:05 amI feel like our answers to 3, 5, 12, 15, and 17 will be data collected for some sociology men's recollection of notable women study.
Uhhh ... tell me you got #3 wrong without telling me you got #3 wrong amiright???

Maybe a fun reveal tie-in with the LBGTQIA+ question...

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Bengal, Cheddah, and Enoch all sitting on -1s right now, which, as we all know, grant Money in the Bank style privileges to challenge the winner to a one-question title match at any point during the summer. Holy shit - I never have a chance at a -1 - if that holds might help me balance out not havi...

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Sex Type Thing

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Guesses sent.

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#12 is just an unreal good question, Ryan

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Bojangles butter biscuits, by themselves, are a roughly a billion times better than anything ChikFilA has.

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Not sure phone response works -

Jury finds guilty - judge sentences to 10 years prison -

And…

If no one actually can or will actually imprison said person for the sentence what does it matter that someone “went after” said person.

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And if he doesn’t? Still doesn’t matter if not enforced by…anyone. Whatever criticism you want to level at the various enforcement bodies and legal jurisdictions I don't think you can accuse them of not going after Trump. He's looking at two civil trials and four criminal trials in a 12-month span....

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And if he doesn’t?

Still doesn’t matter if not enforced by…anyone.

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I actually just hit a J Crew outlet a few weeks back - never previously could even think about shopping there because...lol for people my previous sizes in that store. Got two pairs of pants that work well for business casual and going out and what not. The 34 slim actually effin' fit. Was amazed. B...

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P.D.X. wrote: ↑Thu Feb 22, 2024 12:15 pm Damn. Are you just embracing the 90's baggy clothes look that all the kids are rocking now?

Actually perusing and trying to wear pants cut more slim and what not. It's a weird world at the moment.

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Fuck. forgot about Brazil. Dammit.

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Steve Yzerman.

Rob Pelinka.

Cypress.

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Boom mofos - 187.2 - goal of getting into the 180s achieved. Gotta say, reaching that goal felt pretty goddamn great. Not sure why, but something about that was important to me for some reason. 51 pounds since late August now.

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Weak.

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Finally, all these years later, tried Fargo - TV version. Season 1 was, indeed, pretty damn awesome. On to season 2 now. Season 1 is still my favorite of all of seasons. Billy Bob Thornton is such a great villain and Martin Freeman’s character’s evolution (devolution?) showed some great acting. I’v...

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Finally, all these years later, tried Fargo - TV version. Season 1 was, indeed, pretty damn awesome. On to season 2 now.

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The reason I sent this is my high school girlfriend lives in Hampden and divorced in the last 2 years or so. Very attractive gal.

Underrated humblebrag, wlu...

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:59 pm My wife plays it every morning. She yells random questions at me. “Do you know what is the capital of Belize?”

Springfield?

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Consider this my love letter to all of you, my special internet friends, that I have teed this up for each and every one of you...

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mister d wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:47 pm Its not his wife, right? That wouldn't be cool.

Pretty sure no. That would indeed be awkward. But quite a turn for this thread.

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Played two games recently that I genuinely enjoyed --- Doomlings and Century:Golum Edition. Both play cards onto the table style games. Easy to learn, fun as hell to play. Easy recommend to each. https://doomlings.com/?tw_source=google&tw_adid=547588557781&tw_campaign=14737846768&gad_sou...

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L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:01 pm Blake Snell won the Cy Young last year, right? Is there any reason he isn't signed yet?

Boras

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Dating when older is a lot faster, both parties know what they want Nods. Pretty easy to fast forward some things at this age. I wasn't looking, like I said a few months back when considering dating again, that I was looking to date a ton of people necessarily. So, if you find someone that you clic...

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wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:27 pm
tennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:16 pm She seems real enough. There is a connection to a swamper - this truly is a small world/small baltimore area/etc...
Not my high school girlfriend I hope

no. But...sent you a message.

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She seems real enough. There is a connection to a swamper - this truly is a small world/small baltimore area/etc...

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Yeah, been an interesting several weeks.

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Jerloma wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 9:48 am Look at this guy, just casually walking in pretending like he didn't blow off the the mother humping pro bowl, getting his sexual acts mixed up.

Busy week. I am upgraded to "exclusively in a relationship"...a few things got missed - including your excellent set of questions...

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mister d wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2024 3:58 pm I've pulled some commas and now all of these would be funny song titles:

Upside Down Diana Ross

For when reverse cowgirl has gotten stale...

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DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:15 am So...a bit of news...

After 12 years, (yesterday was the anniversary of our first official date), and 10 years of living together, the GF and I are engaged.

I guess things are starting to get serious...

Woo! well done, DiS...

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