The Swamp

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Maybe Tiger is raising awareness that there are other ways to be impaired, and that we need to turn driving over to the robots ASAP.

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So the fascinating thing about this case is it is not alcohol, as the police report confirms.

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Damn, Navy SEALs messed him up worse than Osama.

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All could have been avoided if the reporter brought a gun.

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mister d wrote:I meant if I collapse and die of a heart attack (as we're presuming here), I'd much rather it be in Whole Foods than at home.

I'd rather it be in a real grocery store where they stock Bayer

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The funny thing is, when I leave voicemails, they are invariably of the long and rambling variety.

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Let's hear it. But please, via this forum only. Don't call me with your answer.

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You know the story in The Right Stuff about how Yeager used to fake being in distress to get other pilots in his squadron to snap out of altitude sickness or whatever was bothering them? That's basically what Lebron was doing to Kyrie and Love tonight.

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How do you pee in it?

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The only positive about this administration so far has been a sharp increase in people hiding in bushes and trying to blend in with curtains. Where is Mr. Bean when you need him?

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That's why they don't play the games on paper

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pretty funny, but also why we are in for 7.5 more years of Trump.

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Nah, just trying to help get his boy Trump get through this news cycle.

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But Tatum figures to be a ball-dominant forward, so I'm not sure that concern over fitting with IT should be the deciding factor. I think no matter what, Boston has some tough decisions to make about Thomas. I would probably lean towards letting him go. Short of acquiring Lebron, you aren't winning ...

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My first guess is that it is something more personal to Trump, worse than the pee tape but along the same lines.

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Sometimes the simplest execution is the best.

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good grief, are the Yankees ever going to stop playing interleague games?

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Who is going to be the first guy to get straight up whacked?

(edit: American guy. Obviously a few Russians have already been re-accommodated.)

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Great sequence after I typed that though

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It sucks to watch two good and interesting teams look this out of gas and incapable of doing anything going forward even if they happen to win this series.

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I think Stalin's methods were more effective, but we'll find out I guess.

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Woohoo! The dude beats the chick again!

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You know it's an impressive run when the jockey comes in clean.

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I would try to acquire LeBron if I were them.

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nothing quite like de rigueur hockey fighting

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Yikes. Well we all know that sort of thing won't be happening at SunTrust Park.

[because nobody would be sitting in that seat, lol!]

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People whose entire baseball career has been since LeBron was last knocked out of the Eastern Conference playoffs:

Mike Trout
Giancarlo Stanton
Chris Sale
Mark Trumbo
Stephen Strasburg
Freddie Freeman

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People who were dressed to play the last time LeBron was knocked out of the Eastern Conference playoffs:

Jamario Moon
Leon Powe
Shaquille O'Neal
Michael Finley
Shelden Williams

Can't we just be done with this formality already?

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Whoa guys let's settle down here, I think I know what's going on, we're all a little frustrated and disappointed this didn't happen at a Cardinals game first.

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Wait until he finds out that you used to be able to make people work for you for free.

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Well regardless of whether it was a ball or strike the play is not over there, so the catcher has to get the ball. (There was actually one out and the batter couldn't advance, but still, there are guys on base so go get the ball.) It looked like he took 2-3 steps towards the ball, then turned around...

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What am I looking at here? Will it be 3-on-3? I hope so. Do only 3-pointers count? We already have Creighton.

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I thought catchers were smart and were supposed to know that you go get the ball before groveling for a call

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hahahahaha

Who knew that CONCACAF did music festivals too?

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5 TE's in the first 45 picks has to be some sort of record, no? Everyone wants the next Aaron Hernandez.

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I like a lot of things about this Evan Engram pick, but mostly that he will make the Giants an unstoppable juggernaut.

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2 hours, 21 minutes. Same as it ever was.

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So good to see Yankees-Sox as the headline event of a sports night again.

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