The Swamp

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Damn, I thought I was the one. She even addressed it to me. Fucking cock tease.

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Gronk slowed down when nearing the goal line looking to initiate contact. To my untrained eye, it looks as if they both contact each other at the same time. Sure, two hands to the chest isn't great defense, but forearm to the neck is not a great way to attempt to make a catch. And from the angle of ...

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Look at that meaty chest I left for you.

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I just put Randy for the first name of anyone with the last name Watson.

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I have a Nigerian friend who came to the US during college. He then served 4 years in the military, married a citizen but still hasn't taken his citizenship test. Now he is a professor at Notre Dame. I have no idea why he has never taken the test.

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We broke down and bought our first fake this year.

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I would never wish a son (or daughter) to become ninja. I do not understand the allure of that guy. Not to say I wouldn't mind it if my daughters end up making millions from streaming video games, just don't be like ninja.

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Impressed a 10 year old knows who Saddam Hussein was.

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But the wounds taste so good.

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Really enjoyed the first one, but Crimes of Grindelwald was complete shit. Very disjointed.

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degenerasian wrote: ↑Sat Dec 01, 2018 2:24 pm
mister d wrote: ↑Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:40 am
duff wrote: ↑Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:25 amCall hotel security to have her re elected over or sent to the lobby to wait for her ride.
Re-elected after mistreating women buddy I think you have the wrong thread!!!
This cracked me up. What was it supposed to say?

Removed. I didn't proofread. Stupid phone.

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Common sense was for Hunt not putting himself in a situation like this. Just keep her out of the room like she reported. He had kicked her out of the room. Call hotel security to have her re elected over or sent to the lobby to wait for her ride. But he confronts her. Has to be held back by multiple...

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I like a lot of what she says and stands for, I like that she is fearless in standing up to attacks, but I get the feeling she is a lightweight, and something will make her crumble. And with Fox and the RW using her as a lightning rod for everything wrong with the "radical Left," the slig...

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I will share rass after I beat him to death. You know is cowardly ass is going to be like butter.

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rass wrote: ↑Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:28 am Can we just trade duff for some beer?

I should have finished you off when I had the chance. Go heal that bruise.

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A few days later, we get another refugee. Don't get nostalgic, but it's longtime Swamper bapo ! Boy, am I glad to see you guys. In addition to getting chased by those backgammon freaks, I haven't had any beer in two days, and I've been dying to talk about that Jets/Rams game from 1983. Is this a Ga...

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What you guys haven't mentioned is that he is a scrappy white dude. They always get in position to take the charge.

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I have watched only one half of one game combined all season of the Colts, but they are winning the AFC. Luck wins MVP, Comeback POY, and best beard. This would be true except Frank Reich is going to have Luck killed going over the middle on a 3rd down. From my in depth study of the team this year,...

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I have watched only one half of one game combined all season of the Colts, but they are winning the AFC. Luck wins MVP, Comeback POY, and best beard.

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I just wanted some tasty jews to eat.

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What story teller do you use and what level? Seems like Randy.

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Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Fri Nov 23, 2018 12:13 pm High five duff!

Welcome to the newly formed Man Meat Club (Sandwich) Club.

Where's the chianti?

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tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:39 pm On an up note, when he turns tricks, he won’t need to worry about paternity suits.

I figured AB as a power bottom.

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brian wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 11:48 am
A_B wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 11:47 am We can all agree that green bean casserole is hot garbage, right?

If you disagree, your grandma did you dirty and couldn't make regular green beans worth a damn.
Agree.

Absofuckinglutely. But it is Mom's green beans. The only green beans I eat.

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Mayor Pete? Guess they needed to list him for LGBTQ inclusion policies. He is not ready for the national stage.

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We need an animal that can be trained to haul. So stay away from the little critters.

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I thought they got rid of the hands and feet after that patch because they look so stupid walking around.

BFJ, Rush, Syb, Mr. D, ?

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I would say re-roll.

Bridges are a nice function now. I say we do a jungle start though. See how many of us get sleeping sickness and die before getting medicine crafted.

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Republicans never ever ever mouth any bi-partisan platitudes. Only the democrats are forced to/want to mouth that shit. No reason to even pretend. This is a knife fight. The audience isn’t fucking david brooks, it is the profoundly angry and activated democratic base who genuinely could give a shit...

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Another big issue that people had no idea about was the passing of an amendment to the state constitution making for a balanced budget. This will destroy pensions for state employees (which includes public schools teachers like my wife). Just another ploy by Rs to make it look like they are the fisc...

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A_B wrote: ↑Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:52 pm I know Donnelly was vulnerable in IN but surprised at how bad a rout it seems to have been.

(I met Braun, and he really seemed like a good dude.)

I truly thought it would be closer. I had an inkling that Braun would win, but damn, that was a shellacking.

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I hate my state so much at times like this.

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Sabo wrote: ↑Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:13 pm
The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Nov 06, 2018 1:49 pm Shit, in Buffalo, saying Hooter's wings are decent is a capital offense.
Give me Duff's or give me death.

You can't afford my wings, skinny.

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Only took 30 minutes. The Mrs. was leaving the house when I was getting back, and she was back within 20 minutes. I guess the Amish come later in the day.

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A_B wrote: ↑Sat Oct 13, 2018 2:41 pm Venom was pretty fun

The oldest and I really enjoyed it.

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The fifth grader only went to a handful of houses and then spent most of the time handing out candy with the Mrs. and myself. We had a busy night, as the weather was very nice in northern IN.

Lots of great costumes this year.

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I just got back from Parents' Weekend at my son's school. His grades are not good. That shocks the hell out of me. I do think he'll rally, but he's never really been challenged before grade-wise. It can be a big adjustment. Is he completing work and doing poorly or working on developing the time-ma...

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My Steam account is ThePapaDuff.

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When I served a few years ago, the judge threatened this asshole with contempt of court when he started bitching about being called in for jury duty. Something about being a butcher was too important to spend 2 days on a jury. I enjoyed it. I would do it again at the drop of a hat. I really would li...

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Because he loves Israel. Moved everything to Jerusuleum and he hates the sand people. That is more important to those that voted for him than anything else. Little wins for small groups and huge losses for everyone else.

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