I assumed that's what he was going for. If the guy likes Arrested Development, I approve of him.
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- Tue Apr 16, 2024 2:30 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
- Replies: 2619
- Views: 162291
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 2:28 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Singularity
- Replies: 264
- Views: 29918
Re: The Singularity
My buddy is getting a Rivian. He spent about 30 minutes giddily describing it to me on our way to Louisiana last month that I can't wait to see it. There are a bunch of them in town. They look cool, so I looked them up... they have some unbelievable features, especially if you go camping. Tons of g...
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 2:27 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Singularity
- Replies: 264
- Views: 29918
Re: The Singularity
My buddy is getting a Rivian. He spent about 30 minutes giddily describing it to me on our way to Louisiana last month that I can't wait to see it. There are a bunch of them in town. They look cool, so I looked them up... they have some unbelievable features, especially if you go camping. Tons of g...
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 2:20 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Twitter:The New Batch
- Replies: 1069
- Views: 41178
Re: Twitter:The New Batch
Don't all pro athletes go about their lives in uniform?Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 1:51 pm What's wild is that he's wearing his jersey. I mean, there' a lot going on there, but I guess he wasn't a household name at that point... or something?
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 2:19 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
- Replies: 1315
- Views: 197207
Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
That was a very weird skit, which I kind of liked. They've been doing a lot of stuff with former cast members. Which is nice, but also feels like a bit of slap in the face to the existing cast. I thought it was weird that Wiig is a 5-time host. As a former longtime cast member, it seems like cheati...
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 2:15 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
- Replies: 9021
- Views: 454385
Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Incredibly awkward moment with a mid-20s bartender this weekend. Went up to order w/ my oldest who got a coke with grenadine. Bartender: "You know that has a name? Its like Roger something I think. The other place I work has it by name in the system." Me: [googles] "Huh. Roy Rogers.&...
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 1:48 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
- Replies: 2619
- Views: 162291
Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
The Evil One made NHS but more importantly, this is how her boyfriend asked her to prom... https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53657247347_711b7a86fd.jpg I think the question mark bothers me more than the blowjob joke. Fortunately, JLo isn't the kind of guy who gets worked up over small, pedantic t...
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:32 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
- Replies: 1315
- Views: 197207
Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
That was a very weird skit, which I kind of liked. They've been doing a lot of stuff with former cast members. Which is nice, but also feels like a bit of slap in the face to the existing cast. I thought it was weird that Wiig is a 5-time host. As a former longtime cast member, it seems like cheati...
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:26 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: More Backroom Deals Than Tammany Hall - A Youth Soccer Tale
- Replies: 770
- Views: 85963
Re: More Backroom Deals Than Tammany Hall - A Youth Soccer Tale
Issue resolved. Kelli sent a nice email asking if there was a reason behind it. He was extremely apologetic saying it was just an oversight and that he loves Asher and having her on the team. I wish I would have just been mature enough to keep my emotions in check to say something right after the g...
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:15 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
- Replies: 1315
- Views: 197207
Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
I'm going to have to watch the full episode, but the cold open from last night calls back to the same skit from 8 years ago where he couldn't hold it together at all, so he might be hamming it up. Adam Driver he is not. (He's wearing the same jacket, and instead of just letting it be a funny call b...
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 5:51 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
- Replies: 9021
- Views: 454385
- Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:22 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: EPL 2023-24
- Replies: 439
- Views: 18123
Re: EPL 2023-24
Why did I think this year would be any different than the last 20? I’ve been consciously telling myself they won’t win, but deep down believing they can. I told my daughter and parents weeks ago that the AV game would be a loss, but they came out so strong, I thought they’d walk away with it. I rar...
- Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:16 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
- Replies: 2619
- Views: 162291
Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
Fucking long day yesterday. Up at 5 to Philly to watch my son row in terrible conditions. Finish that and then drove 30 miles south of DC to catch my daughter's solo at the dance competition she had all weekend (which I was at until 11 pm on Sat). Well daughter got her first Platinum Pro (which Gif...
- Sun Apr 14, 2024 6:17 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: More Backroom Deals Than Tammany Hall - A Youth Soccer Tale
- Replies: 770
- Views: 85963
Re: More Backroom Deals Than Tammany Hall - A Youth Soccer Tale
Welcome. Your feelings are perfectly normal and accepted here. My name is citgo. Trust me Asher will be nowhere near the level of y’all’s kids even if I think she could be awesome on defense if she learned how to use her body. But 10% of a u-9 game is ridiculous and also against the rules which has...
Re: The Juice
I know the guy is a joke now...due to his Zoom mishaps...but Jeffery Toobin's book on the whole case "The Run Of His Life" is fantastic. Toobin, despite becoming a name for jerking off, is a great author and legal commentator. I highly recommend his book The Nine, which is a history of th...
- Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:23 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Politics
- Replies: 9373
- Views: 508453
Re: Random Politics
Should absolutely, 100% be weaponized against the party that says all LBGTQ+ people (and those straight people who don't vilify trans kids) are pedophiles. At least he wasn’t a hypocrite. He kept marrying children too young to get pregnant so he wouldn’t have to abort pregnancies. Gotta respect him...
Re: The Juice
I think he would be found guilty now because the DNA evidence would've been better understood, but even then there were questions about chain of custody, right? And the glove thing was such a huge blunder that I felt that it was over right then (hot take!). For the life of me I can't remember a rea...
Re: The Juice
I'm just sad for OJ that he never found the killer.
Re: The Juice
oh ok... literally the same month as my graduation (June '94) June 94 was the white Bronco chase and arrest. October 95 was the verdict. As a fellow 47 yo, I was in the doctors office getting my college physical when I first heard there was a warrant for OJ's arrest, waiting room tv. I remember wat...
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 9:01 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
- Replies: 2619
- Views: 162291
Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
It’d be a shame to travel all the way to High Point and only see the worlds second tallest dresser.DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 4:49 pmStolen Valor! I'll have to text her and let her know...
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 10:54 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Commencement Speakers
- Replies: 31
- Views: 1690
Re: Commencement Speakers
After Mrs. Serrano and I watched the second episode of the Woody Allen doc we started talking about the how we (and Rass and his wife) went to college (Drew U.) with Soon-yi (never saw her despite Drew’s minuscule enrollment) and how creepy it was that Allen could be seen watching the ‘96 commencem...
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 10:28 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe
- Replies: 130
- Views: 61583
Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxShEO4S-iLfC9lwcM8oHCYrXR_jIsXL0R?si=YJx8xQmMZcgh97gN Holy shit, the timing on this post is incredible. Started watching Resident Alien last week, just saw this episode last night! I’m not going to call the show great, but it’s really good and has me LOL at least once an...
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:09 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: UEFA Champions League 2023-2024
- Replies: 110
- Views: 7629
Re: UEFA Champions League 2023-2024
Recorded the Arsenal game on CBS, and it’s so fucking jittery I’m seasick watching it. Not sure why Paramount/CBS feeds are so horrible. Never gave issues with Peacock/NBC or EDPN+.
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 3:04 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Politics
- Replies: 9373
- Views: 508453
Re: Random Politics
And I don't think Trump is quite as moronic as we all like to think. It's not like he just threw a dart or flipped a coin or thought this up while taking a #2. I'm going to disagree where it comes to running a campaign. He was absolutely told to say this by someone who knows how to make it seem to ...
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 2:28 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Politics
- Replies: 9373
- Views: 508453
Re: Random Politics
Arizona has now banned all abortion in the state based off the enforcement of a law from before women had the right to vote and before Arizona was even a state. And Trump thinks that "Leave it up to the States!" is going to defuse the Abortion issue. Naw, Trump doesn't think about anythin...
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 2:25 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Politics
- Replies: 9373
- Views: 508453
Re: Random Politics
Arizona has now banned all abortion in the state based off the enforcement of a law from before women had the right to vote and before Arizona was even a state. In a twisted way, I kind of cheer for this, as it will lead to a backlash against the GOP at the polls. Many people were complacent in not...
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:53 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Politics
- Replies: 9373
- Views: 508453
Re: Random Politics
Graham’s pushing for a national abortion ban. Trump is positioning himself as in favor of the states doing it (which is just pre-election politics). Trump doesn’t like his butt-kissers not 100% endorsing whatever he says. Trump is going to change his position on that about 5 times before the end of...
- Mon Apr 08, 2024 2:18 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away
- Replies: 167
- Views: 7170
Re: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away
It’s getting eerily dark. Stepped outside and sun is behind a cloud. Still, the dark is weird.
- Mon Apr 08, 2024 12:10 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away
- Replies: 167
- Views: 7170
Re: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away
The big news is that I hear the Big Guy is going to Rapture all the evangelicals away during the eclipse. Imagine how great it will be after they leave! My sister texted a meme this morning about filling 100s of fuck dolls with helium and releasing them during the eclipse to freak out the Christian...
- Mon Apr 08, 2024 7:40 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away
- Replies: 167
- Views: 7170
Re: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away
For my buddy's birthday his girlfriend surprised him with a trip out to Texas to watch this thing. I'm fine with missing it, personally. I was just coming here to ask if there I’m wrong to not care about this. Scheduled a call for 2:00. People keep posting where you can get free glasses, and I have...
- Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:52 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
- Replies: 1315
- Views: 197207
Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Thanks for the reminder, I like Rory. Jeselnik was raving about this special, and he doesn't hand out compliments easily.DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 3:10 pm Watched the new Rory Scovell special last night on HBO. Very funny, but a very different kind of comedy than the Attel special I watched earlier in the day.
- Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:49 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Tax Q's Thread
- Replies: 149
- Views: 6487
Re: Tax Q's Thread
A few years ago, I went through the entire process of a free tax file with H&R Block and when I was done, they told me I was too wealthy for a free return and tried to get me to pay a fee, so I googled one with a higher threshold and went with Taxslayer. They've been ok for the last two years, ...
- Sun Apr 07, 2024 2:40 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
- Replies: 1315
- Views: 197207
Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
I'd love to see him live. That's a show that you really hope people know who he is before going. OTOH, it'd be fun to watch people try to figure out if it's an act.
- Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:03 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake
- Replies: 54
- Views: 2747
- Fri Apr 05, 2024 8:36 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: All threads are temporary. This one's about soccer.
- Replies: 3093
- Views: 279917
Re: All threads are temporary. This one's about soccer.
Dutch will never not make me laugh. It sounds like people who can't speak English making sounds that they think sound like English. Or German being spoken underwater. I thought it was the Swedish Chef at one point. Crazy how they were all standing right on the lines, but nobody crossed until the ba...
- Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:41 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake
- Replies: 54
- Views: 2747
Re: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake
I was driving and my wife called me asking if I was ok. I couldn't feel it, and drove past lots of people walking their dogs, and didn't see any signs of anything unusual. Parked a couple minutes later, nothing online yet, but man was FaceBook going off! Surprised I couldn't feel it based on the rea...
- Thu Apr 04, 2024 12:35 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Earthquake Thread
- Replies: 27
- Views: 930
Re: The Earthquake Thread
Not being able to see around the curve but seeing the car ahead of you backing up? Yikes Looked like a scene in a monster movie, where you know something horrible is around the corner, and it's scariest seeing others react before you see it. What freaks me the fuck out is seeing all the boulders fa...
- Wed Apr 03, 2024 3:15 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: My Wish to Sail Through Life Without Serving on a Jury
- Replies: 173
- Views: 7602
- Wed Apr 03, 2024 2:41 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: My Wish to Sail Through Life Without Serving on a Jury
- Replies: 173
- Views: 7602
Re: My Wish to Sail Through Life Without Serving on a Jury
Just received a new notice for jury duty; first week of April. In the past, I worked hard to make sure I didn’t get selected. But, hell. Now that I’m retired, maybe I’ll try to get selected. Wonder if they’d object to me live-swamping the experience? I am excused from jury duty without having to re...