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by Giff
Fri Mar 08, 2024 10:36 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Presidential Election 2024
Replies: 501
Views: 12085

Re: Presidential Election 2024

I've literally never done any sort of campaigning on behalf of any candidate, but I just submitted a volunteer form for the woman running against my current rep.
by Giff
Fri Mar 08, 2024 9:12 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Podcasts
Replies: 1415
Views: 136655

Re: Podcasts

bfj wrote: Tue Nov 21, 2023 5:59 pm The new Daniel Tosh podcast made me laugh.
I basically have run out of all the ones I'm interested in, so gave this a shot on our walk this morning. It's funny except I've never heard so many ads in a podcast before.
by Giff
Fri Mar 08, 2024 7:26 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Official Jeopardy thread
Replies: 166
Views: 3645

Re: Official Jeopardy thread

Ryan wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2024 2:55 pm And today’s FJ should be a layup for 32 of you!
What was it?
by Giff
Fri Mar 08, 2024 7:21 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Presidential Election 2024
Replies: 501
Views: 12085

Re: Presidential Election 2024

Yup, that's my joke of a congressman up there. Fuck that guy with a barbed-wire covered bat.
by Giff
Thu Mar 07, 2024 5:58 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL Trader Joe's Discussion
Replies: 207
Views: 10290

Re: OFFICIAL Trader Joe's Discussion

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Went to get their frozen orange chicken for dinner and came home with these which may now be my dinner.
by Giff
Thu Mar 07, 2024 3:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
Replies: 2525
Views: 127243

Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Awesome news!
by Giff
Thu Mar 07, 2024 11:09 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL 2024 Offseason
Replies: 208
Views: 2927

Re: NFL 2024 Offseason

That is crazy shit.
by Giff
Wed Mar 06, 2024 2:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8831
Views: 409787

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

mister d is wrong because no one remembers any of the Columbia astronauts.
by Giff
Wed Mar 06, 2024 2:42 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 201
Views: 20386

Re: JOKES

A dad was driving with his young son and they were unknowingly following Lorena Bobbitt. All of a sudden, there's a thump on the windshield and when the dad realized what it was, he quickly turned on the wipers and it flew away. His young son says, "dad, what was that?!" The dad replied &q...
by Giff
Wed Mar 06, 2024 1:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Replies: 1239
Views: 178478

Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

A_B wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:17 pm
Giff wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2024 5:04 pm I've had an edible there and drank heavily. I didn't get escorted off a stage.
I about died halfway thru American aquarium.
I was worried.
by Giff
Wed Mar 06, 2024 1:29 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8831
Views: 409787

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Does it change things when you realize it's Ch and not K? Cause to me, it makes her more overrated tbh.
by Giff
Tue Mar 05, 2024 5:23 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Replies: 1239
Views: 178478

Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

I shared that joke with my wife and she just rolled her eyes knowing I definitely would've been escorted off any stage I hypothetically could have been on at various points during our vacations there over the years.
by Giff
Tue Mar 05, 2024 5:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Replies: 1239
Views: 178478

Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

I've had an edible there and drank heavily. I didn't get escorted off a stage.
by Giff
Mon Mar 04, 2024 4:54 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Replies: 3857
Views: 213873

Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread

The Ripken-Young-Trammell troika was the first core of power hitting shortstops, but I think Ernie Banks was probably the first true middle-order power threat. He played the first half of his career at SS, and put up 512 career bombs. Not too shabby. Dickie Thon, before being hit in the head by a p...
by Giff
Fri Mar 01, 2024 11:35 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Live Music thread...
Replies: 2109
Views: 177648

Re: The Live Music thread...

It’s Josh apparently.

by Giff
Fri Mar 01, 2024 4:23 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Live Music thread...
Replies: 2109
Views: 177648

Re: The Live Music thread...

While I have y'all thinking about Vandoliers, they released two new (great) songs today. However, I'm convinced the second one is a different lead singer. Anyone else?
by Giff
Fri Mar 01, 2024 4:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Live Music thread...
Replies: 2109
Views: 177648

Re: The Live Music thread...

I actually sent them an e-mail asking about logistics.
by Giff
Fri Mar 01, 2024 4:01 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Live Music thread...
Replies: 2109
Views: 177648

Re: The Live Music thread...

I'm really thinking I can find 100 people who would pay $100 to see Vandoliers play a private show on my siblings' 13 acres.
by Giff
Fri Mar 01, 2024 3:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII
Replies: 173
Views: 1893

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

mister d wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 2:39 pm That's not the Giff I know.
That's like 60 times for me if I'm being completely honest with myself.
by Giff
Fri Mar 01, 2024 1:27 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII
Replies: 173
Views: 1893

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Pruitt IV wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 1:21 pm
Giff wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 1:20 pm Chris Evert no fucking way.
How about Billie Jean King?
Or the first African-American elected to the Texas Senate since Reconstruction?!
by Giff
Fri Mar 01, 2024 1:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII
Replies: 173
Views: 1893

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Chris Evert no fucking way.
by Giff
Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:12 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 1028
Views: 52611

Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

That ad campaign annoys me so much. If these fucking cows somehow figured out how to communicate to us by writing words, they'd know how to spell them correctly! Did your children not write a word until they were fluent? We expect that from idiot humans. Not super-intelligent cows who have figured ...
by Giff
Fri Mar 01, 2024 11:52 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 1028
Views: 52611

Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

That ad campaign annoys me so much. If these fucking cows somehow figured out how to communicate to us by writing words, they'd know how to spell them correctly! My Dad once responded to that argument with "how do you know we're not the ones spelling them incorrectly?" and that was the fir...
by Giff
Fri Mar 01, 2024 11:49 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8831
Views: 409787

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

The hangover today is really hangovering.
by Giff
Wed Feb 28, 2024 5:23 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 454
Views: 6842

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

Thoughts and prayers do work!

by Giff
Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:53 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII
Replies: 173
Views: 1893

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Apparently, #17 fucked with my vision. But it is the best worded question of all-time.
by Giff
Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:00 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Over The Top (1987), Thursday, 4/10 9 PM ET
Replies: 485
Views: 4131

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Over The Top (1987), Thursday, 4/10 9 PM ET

I think nine-year-old me would be pretty pissed off at adult him for as little Hawaiian Punch he has consumed.
by Giff
Tue Feb 27, 2024 8:51 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 454
Views: 6842

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

ESPN's reporting on it during the Sportscenter before the games started last night was laughable. They used music more somber than I've heard in some of the 9/11 documentaries.
by Giff
Mon Feb 26, 2024 5:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
Replies: 2757
Views: 90083

Re: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette

Literally just used "here is the ask" in an e-mail and thought of y'all.
by Giff
Mon Feb 26, 2024 3:10 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 1028
Views: 52611

Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

My father is the least patient person I’ve ever met (and it’s not even close). He flat out refuses my suggestion to ever go to Blake’s for a green chile cheeseburger, because he especially hates the wait, there. I try to explain it’s because the food is made to order, but it’s like talking to a wal...
by Giff
Sun Feb 25, 2024 7:45 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 1028
Views: 52611

Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

The Whataburger app is amazing. My customizable double Whataburger Jr is always delicious and the rewards rack up quickly. Feel like I have a free meal every four visits or so.
by Giff
Sun Feb 25, 2024 6:51 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 454
Views: 6842

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

There have been 100s of court storming and I don’t recall this ever happening. Stop overreacting. Show your work. https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/39596166/college-basketball-court-storming-caitlin-clark-kyle-filipowski-injuries https://www.cbssports.com/college-basketball/ne...
by Giff
Sun Feb 25, 2024 5:11 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 454
Views: 6842

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

There have been 100s of court storming and I don’t recall this ever happening. Stop overreacting.
by Giff
Sun Feb 25, 2024 3:35 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The OFFICIAL Towns in North Jersey Discussion Thread ...
Replies: 948
Views: 43105

Re: The OFFICIAL Towns in North Jersey Discussion Thread ...

That sucks, rass. We had a similar experience last year with a place here where we had celebrated so many birthdays, etc. To have that sort of connection be broken is hard.
by Giff
Sun Feb 25, 2024 11:58 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 201
Views: 20386

Re: JOKES

I thought it was going to be big fat Jew cock! That’s hilarious.
by Giff
Sun Feb 25, 2024 11:13 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8831
Views: 409787

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Looked at the roster for the team my daughter played today and saw a girl with the last name “Maga.” I I think I would have had my name legally changed by 2017. Imagine having your kid wearing jackets/warmups with that name on it? My father's wife has a granddaughter in her early 20s named "Is...
by Giff
Sat Feb 24, 2024 11:26 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Twitter:The New Batch
Replies: 1033
Views: 28152

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

by Giff
Fri Feb 23, 2024 12:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 1028
Views: 52611

Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

WRONG.

It's the best.