The Swamp

That was great. I also enjoyed the bits about the Sabres, Red Wings and Blue Jackets.

Temporary J-Lo wrote:Oh, this is a rematch?

Nope, but Diaz supposedly said during the post-fight press conference that he wants a rematch, which goes against his comments that he's retiring.

It's just easier to chalk it up that Diaz is a dumbass.

Thanks, Scottie. Please proceed. I will logout in one minute. Alright. That's changed. Note the upper-case "S" in your username. You can see that all of your previous posts now say "Sabo". If, for any reason, you can't log back in, my gmail address is sportsfrog.scottie at gmail...

Okay . . . NOTE: Logged in as "admin" I looked up the user name "Le Scottie" and edited it to simply "Scottie". The forum immediately changed all of the "Le Scottie" posts to "Scottie". Then I logged in as "Scottie" and it took right away....

I don't buy too many MMA fights but I always loved watching GSP. Is he still as good as ever or has he lost a step yet? His fight with Diaz wasn't the very exciting, but he controlled the fight from start to finish. He never gave Diaz a chance to throw any effective blows. And seriously, how freaki...

Huge thanks to Scottie for getting this back up and going again. One quick question. I registered my normal username again but I had to give it a fake email because I guess it will only let you register one email on the board. Any way to delete my test account so I can use my main email on my main ...

The Bengals have re-signed Rey Maualuga.

I'm having a hard time finding any upsets in the early rounds this year. Belmont perhaps? It sure as hell won't be Akron, though it will be fun watching Keith Dambrot go against his former assistant. And if I were a betting man, I'd put a large chunk of coin on Creighton beating the hell out of Cinc...

I'm going to register a new account just so I can get the Cincinnati Stingers for my ranking. ETA: Everything is working. Pages opening as new tabs, general function, etc. Thanks for all of your efforts with this, Scottie. And let's see if the YouTube link works: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBDM...

Good to see Pat Metheny has bought a new shirt for his concerts.

Dominating win for GSP, he says before the judges score cards are announced.

ETA: GSP wins 50-45. Diaz didn't do much, although GSP's right eye is rather messed up.

ETAA: Nick Diaz says he's retiring. Interesting.

I really want George St. Pierre to deliver a straight up KTFO out over Nick Diaz.

So far, GSP is winning the fight handily, but at the end of the second round, Diaz proceeded to talk a lot of shit even though his face is swollen from eating a bunch of leather. What a fucking punk.

Why waste Bombay Sapphire with a dirty martini? The olive brine will dominate the flavor of most gins, so you might as well drink cheaper gin in a dirty martini.

I'm watching a streak of UFC 158. The first two fights were kind of boring, but the third was a quick knockout and the fourth between Carlos Condit and Johnny Hendricks has been a brawl. It's not often you see a shorter fighter with the most powerful shots, but that's been the case with Hendricks. G...

Zlax46 wrote:Your avatar accompanies that paragraph perfectly.

That look has become my standard appearance when performing work duties.

So yeah, I just received a voice mail from one of our executives because he can't figure out how to use the power supply for his external hard drive. The hard drive's power adaptor has three different plugs (one for 110V, another for 220V and a third for European connections), and you just slide one...

testy boxcar wrote:iced, no sugar, lemon wedge.

This. I'll request a lime wedge if I want to mix things up.

The lads in red, white and blue square off against the evil Belgian hordes in a friendly on May 29 in Cleveland. In fucking Cleveland! Holy shit! Anyway, needless to say this, but I'll be there. And if any Swamper wants to make the trek to America's most scenic rust belt city to watch the game, plea...

Earl Boykins!

Angel Hernandez is a disgrace. How the fuck is he a MLB umpire? I could call a more consistent strike zone than that prick.

What in the name of Joe Morgan is DVOA?

pony_keg wrote:Kobe out indefinitely with a severely sprained ankle on a pretty shady play by the defender (swept under kobe on a fadeaway, resulting on Kobe landing on the defender's foot).

Didn't someone from the San Antonio Spurs get called out on doing this kind of thing a few years ago?

Bayern are in full-blown choke mode. Up 3-1 on aggregate vs. Arsenal, they've conceded two goals. Bayern leads 3-3 on away goals, but it's in injury time now. A nail biter in Munich.

At the start of the season, if you would've told me Chris Kunitz would be a top three scorer midway through this season, I would've asked you to sell me some of the drugs you're taking.

I'm reading all of his stuff now, so I'm going to want to revisit this later. Don't want to threadjack this thread anymore than it's been, um, jacked. Whenever the Swamp is fully functional, and whenever I have time for more than just drive-by Swamping, we can start a new thread. Anyway, glad to he...

Any reason why we couldn't have the old DB as a read-only archive as a separate forum? That way, we could start new threads with links to the old threads and then start new conversations in the new forum.

Time to come out and take your whoopin'.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2013/ma ... tter-troll

Meh. A guy who's never had a 1000 yd receiving season, played only 9 games last year, and has headache/injury concerns every year doesn't scare me. He popular on fantasy drafts and pre-game shows but is only slightly above average IMO. Not saying he sucks but the reaction to this seems very overblo...

I watch the hockey coverage on NBC Sports Network, and they occasionally have boxing on, but that's about it for that channel. I admit I've watched more of the Universal Sports Network channel than I expected, mostly because they've been airing a lot of winter olympics sports, like luge, bobsled and...

testuser2 wrote:What's the half-life for chili? I just had some from 2 weeks ago. I need to know whether I should get a new pack of tp from the garage for the afternoon.

You shit in the garage?

You guys do some weird shit in central Pa.

I did neither. I walked to elementary school and came home for lunch, too.

pony_keg wrote:

Grasspenis wrote:Isn't there a Daylight savings box to check?

Yes there is.

User Control Panel > Board Preferences > Check the "Yes" radio button next to "Summer Time/DST is in effect".

@BrandonKnight07 wrote:It wasn't in the scouting reports that the clippers threw lobs lol

ETA: No need to add three characters if you're just quoting something. Good to know.

AB_skin_test wrote:I never do!

AB the brief.