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Chocolate covered caramel and peanuts?

So... it's a PayDay dipped in chocolate, right?

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Let's hope the Fox News and Truth Social assholes get canned:

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I missed this a week ago: Juju posted his little Juju on Snapchat with his girlfriend in the passenger seat. Like, wtf are you doing, man?

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I'm fucking crying right now:

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DANK BRANDON

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That's friggin cool, man. (No pun intended)

When you're done there see if you can take a contractor gig doing something at Pituffik (formerly Thule) Air Base in Greenland.

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rass wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:21 pm Excited that it’s post-apocalyptic husk is going to make an appearance in the Fallout series on Amazon.

It's because of this thread that when I saw it in the episode I went "Why do I know of that place?"

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So, was he trying to flirt? Or, just be a cringy douchebag? Googled him. Says he was born in 1967, so he just misses the cusp of being a Boomer, but there's a component of Gen X that acts pretty boomerish, so I'd say since he's a white dude with a lot of entitlement and not much common sense he was...

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And that's just a couple of them. Another one (that I can't find) said some shit like "YOU GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT. YOUR LEG WAS AMPUTATED. AND NOW TOP DOG GOT YOU YOUR MONEY." or some wild shit like that. I DIED TWO TIMES!!! They've switched up the beat in recent commercials. Not as epic, b...

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Let's check in on Madison Cawthorne:

Now let's check in on his ex wife:

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There goes that YouTube algorithm again...

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Keenan Thompson has been on TV doing comedy stuff since he was a kid on All That. He's beyond legendary at this point.

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GODISWU - Dark gray Nissan Altima

I don't think they meant Ghostface Killah, RZA, GZA, Method Man, or Ol' Dirty.

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I assume he meant knock him the fuck out when he hit his girlfriend? That would make sense, but hear me out, I do not want to go to prison. She's making excuse after excuse for his behavior over text with me. I'm not risking prison over that. I know my own strength and I've been to combat skills tr...

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HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 5:32 pmJohnnie you know what to do there.

Please don't say "Reach out to him and be the bigger man."

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He could've zoomed in on the menu on his cell phone, but he'd rather try to exhibit some serious control issues because he has deep-seated insecurities and clearly needs therapy. Like my cousin who on Saturday night decided to get blackout drunk in Scottsdale and with his other blacked out drunk fri...

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I'm going to have to watch the full episode, but the cold open from last night calls back to the same skit from 8 years ago where he couldn't hold it together at all, so he might be hamming it up.

Adam Driver he is not.

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I'm not sure what I did to make Paige Beuckers videos of her dancing and doing silly stuff with friends apear all over my Instagram, but I'm not mad at it.

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Chicken. Shit. Coward. Just like the rest of them.

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I'm trying to figure out where the 4th foot is. And the logistics of two sets of functioning genitals. Did he pee out of both? Did both drain the same bladder? I guess his brain was able to figure out how to control all of that? If you Google the dude the 4th foot looks like excess flesh on his kne...

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Coyotes players have been told they're going to Salt Lake City https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/arizona-coyotes-players-told-team-is-moving-to-utah/ Holy crap. This was news a week ago: Arizona Coyotes release details of proposed entertainment district near Scottsdale “My family and I are commi...

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Fallout (Amazon) is fucking fantastic. Think Terry Gilliam level of absurdity/brilliance. I gotta start watching that. Never played the video games, but, like Doctor Who, there's a crossover Magic: The Gathering set that came out recently and now I need to know all about it. My wife and I finished ...

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Didn't know this before today:

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My God. This was incredible:

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All the comments are amazing.

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OJ Simpson. Not a Jew.

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The Navy posted this and got flamed so hard they took it down: It looks photoshopped horribly, but it was shared on the official account. The scope is mounted backwards and the caps are on; he's chicken winging it; the front grip looks like it's falling off and is too far back too. https://www.reddi...

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2 justices who upheld Arizona's 1864 abortion ban are up for reelection. Who are they? This is great (from the r/Arizona megathread ): . . . . image.png . . . Unfortunately all 7 of the justices have been appointed by Republican governors Jan Brewer or Doug Ducey. Maybe Dark Biden can learn from th...

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Giff wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2024 1:32 pm Arizona has now banned all abortion in the state based off the enforcement of a law from before women had the right to vote and before Arizona was even a state.

Thank fuck.

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For my buddy's birthday his girlfriend surprised him with a trip out to Texas to watch this thing. I'm fine with missing it, personally. I was just coming here to ask if there I’m wrong to not care about this. Scheduled a call for 2:00. People keep posting where you can get free glasses, and I have...

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For my buddy's birthday his girlfriend surprised him with a trip out to Texas to watch this thing. I'm fine with missing it, personally.

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WrestleMania is on right now. Live on Peacock.

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So The Rock just turns on The Bloodline tonight, right? He was speared last night by accident and WWE just oversells how "family" Roman Reigns, The Rock, and everyone is.

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PLUGS - Blue Tesla Model 3, veteran plate

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Best burn: "Madison Cawthorne if he could walk"

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