The Swamp

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Those kids should have thrown the ball at his faggot head

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Check out this asshole who should be fired or completely left alone because boys need to be men goddammit

Also, Eric Murdock says cunt

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Jagr to Boston

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Patua One

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Guess what two teams are still in the fourth inning at 1:40 into the game? It's even funnier this year now that both teams suck. How many 4:30 9-inning games between sub-.500 Yankee and Red Sox teams will the nation be subjected to on ESPN? 13? 14? What's weird about this one is that you have about...

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Juggernauts, all.

Quinnipiac
St. Cloud
Yale
UMass Lowell

What are the odds that half the fans would come to Pittsburgh and say "Wow, this place is nice!"?

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You only say that to be likely correct. Look a little deeper.

ETA: SEE?

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If I was sure that pitch counts weren't an issue, I'd predict a no-hitter today.

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Cameron, coloring Easter eggs...

"Can we make it rainbow?"

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Don't like the light source effect at all. I'd rather see a solid circle with a cooler font. But I'm a nerd.

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If only there was a larger screen somewhere

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So.....you left, right?

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Not for money, but its a new league so youneverknow. But I know. And it's not.

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Need someone to fill a 12-team MLB semi-advanced roto-league over on Yahoo that drafts mañana night. Post here if you're interested

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Also, I think I'd actually pay them to just come back and forth with some empty containers a few times so I could watch the truck do its thing. It's kind of cool.

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Yes. It worked as advertised.

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Thanks a lot, Tom Yawkey

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It's a letdown game for the Cats, too. Not only are they stepping back to the MAC after a brief dalliance with Minnesota last year, but they've got a huge tilt with Colgate the week after. Pretty dicey spot.

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September 7th. Good fucking luck.

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Fort Wayne Zollner Pistons game with DC
SweeTango picking with Ham Sandwich
Wife Swap with [redacted]The Sybian[/redacted] a certain Swamper

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Specifically, this one:

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Sabo wrote:Manifestos are my future. I'm currently wearing a hooded sweatshirt with the hood over my head. I just need some sunglasses and I'll be a manifesto writing machine.

At which point you'd have to mailbomb yourself

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AB_skin_test wrote:
Ryan wrote:The guy can't stop shopping but he barely knew what the internet was a couple years ago? That's like an alcoholic being ignorant of glasses, cans, and cups.
A lot of alcoholics have no need for such accoutrements.

You're really pissing the shit out of me.

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The guy can't stop shopping but he barely knew what the internet was a couple years ago? That's like an alcoholic being ignorant of glasses, cans, and cups.

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If he had given the gun some prosthetics instead of the wheelchair, this would have so backfired on him.

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"WELLS HOW ABOUT THAT, VERNON!?!?"

-John Sterling, 3 times.

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Shirley wrote:Deep Throat made $600 million? Damn.

That's a lot of seed money

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Fucking. A.

Yes.

Now I have to find it.

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It takes a real curmudgeon to not even realize you can just draw a tech for taunting and take your sweetass time getting back on D

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So Ron Jeremy is God's fluffer?

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This is gonna end with a little putback that rims out for someone

ETA: By a walk-on

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These are easily the best two teams that have played at Rupp this year.

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And now it would be tied.

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I don't think you've seen it then

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If a county went for the MAC as a majority, it would have been on the map, no?

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The only thing like that I remember from my youth was "Dazzling Dunks ... and Basketball Bloopers" that was hosted by Marv Albert and Frank Layden. It was a freebie from an SI subscription. It's probably not the droid you're looking for, though. Nope, but I wore that one out too. Also hav...

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I used to have a VHS tape of sports highlights from back in the 80s. I think it was a free gift with a subscription or some other purchase, but I'm not certain. Way too cheesy to be an S.I. gift. It was hosted by an overtan guy who sat in a leather recliner (in a proto man cave, maybe?) He'd introdu...

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I admit to looking up the facts about half that post.

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