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by bfj
Mon Feb 12, 2024 4:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl
Replies: 112
Views: 1315

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

Apologies to Loma for my email response today. I didn't read this thread or even the email before I responded. I thought he'd emailed his answers to all of us.

Sorry J-Lo
by bfj
Mon Feb 12, 2024 12:13 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Replies: 3857
Views: 213712

Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread

Rush2112 wrote: Mon Feb 12, 2024 12:00 pm
wlu_lax6 wrote: Sun Feb 11, 2024 7:13 pm Marathon world record holder
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-68270866
Got to watch him do...my wife.
RIP
by bfj
Sun Feb 11, 2024 10:53 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Super Bowl 2024
Replies: 182
Views: 1735

Re: The Super Bowl 2024

Congrats Bronto. Great game to watch.
by bfj
Sun Feb 11, 2024 9:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Super Bowl 2024
Replies: 182
Views: 1735

Re: The Super Bowl 2024

Leverage. That’s all.
by bfj
Fri Feb 09, 2024 12:44 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Live Music thread...
Replies: 2109
Views: 177624

Re: The Live Music thread...

Co-worker just dropped $750 to go see Usher in Philly this summer.
$750 for one ticket. Halfway back @ Wells Fargo Center. 10 rows off the floor.
She's (my co-worker) amazing and she deserves it, but I could never see dropping that kind of coin for any artist.
by bfj
Fri Feb 09, 2024 12:24 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8826
Views: 409595

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

I just learned by listening to the Beatles channel that Admiral Halsey didn't in fact, "need a bath or he couldn't get to sleep" he needed a "berth or he couldn't get to sea". No fucking way. Way. Makes sense when you consider he's an Admiral. Well, yeah, but all that stuff abou...
by bfj
Fri Feb 09, 2024 10:51 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8826
Views: 409595

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Steve of phpBB wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2024 4:04 pm
bfj wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2024 2:56 pm I just learned by listening to the Beatles channel that Admiral Halsey didn't in fact, "need a bath or he couldn't get to sleep" he needed a "berth or he couldn't get to sea".
No fucking way.
Way. Makes sense when you consider he's an Admiral.
by bfj
Thu Feb 08, 2024 2:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8826
Views: 409595

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

I just learned by listening to the Beatles channel that Admiral Halsey didn't in fact, "need a bath or he couldn't get to sleep" he needed a "berth or he couldn't get to sea".
by bfj
Thu Feb 08, 2024 2:51 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Replies: 3857
Views: 213712

Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread

That sucks Dave. Sorry for your loss.
by bfj
Thu Feb 08, 2024 8:17 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Replies: 3857
Views: 213712

Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread

brian wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2024 10:12 pm If the universe has a sense of humor Don Henley dies before the end of the week.
Or Michael J. Fox because he ain’t got no Elvis in him whatsoever.
by bfj
Thu Feb 08, 2024 7:27 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Farts
Replies: 113
Views: 5143

Re: Farts

Giff wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2024 7:23 am I was talking about her looks. I don't know if I've ever seen her comedy.
Still questioning your taste, but thanks for clarifying. 🤣
by bfj
Wed Feb 07, 2024 9:36 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Replies: 3857
Views: 213712

Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread

Giff wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2024 9:21 pmMojo Nixon. Boo.


My first taste of Mojo.
by bfj
Wed Feb 07, 2024 8:44 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Farts
Replies: 113
Views: 5143

Re: Farts

Tom Segura has been catching major flack lately because, according to the internet, he's just always bagging on poor people on his podcast. Yeah. He had a twitter rant about an airport person making his travel difficult. His new angle on the podcast is to shit on “the poors”. Which started because ...
by bfj
Wed Feb 07, 2024 8:39 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Lunch Thread
Replies: 580
Views: 25122

Re: The Lunch Thread

GoodKarma wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:33 pm
Giff wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:11 pm Cubed smoked turkey on a salad. But the other sounds awesome too.
I first read that as "Cuban" instead of cubed...I was wondering how they got the turkey to smoke a cigar?
Speaking of Cuban, had a delicious Cuban sandwich on a pressed pretzel roll. Good shit.
by bfj
Wed Feb 07, 2024 8:37 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Farts
Replies: 113
Views: 5143

Re: Farts

I can't find it now of course, but there was a video I saw the other day where the husband was so proud of the fart that his wife ripped while they were chilling in the living room. Have you seen the video of Tom Segura's mom farting? Woman has skills. I love his bit in his last special about givin...
by bfj
Wed Feb 07, 2024 8:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Farts
Replies: 113
Views: 5143

Re: Farts

Giff wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:50 pm I’m a big fan of Tom’s wife.
Like, her comedy? Really?

I think I listened to the Your Mom’s House podcast for so long that I really can’t stand her act and attitude any more. Love Tom and his stand up. She’s nothing special IMO.
by bfj
Wed Feb 07, 2024 8:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Replies: 3857
Views: 213712

Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread

Someone (that I don't know) in my back home covid poker text chat just typed this defending Toby Keith against Kris Kristofferson: What, cause he didn't serve? If you look it it up, he did try to join but was refused. When it's not a time when men are needed, the service can be picky about health i...
by bfj
Tue Feb 06, 2024 3:55 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Farts
Replies: 113
Views: 5143

Re: Farts

Giff wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 2:25 pm I can't find it now of course, but there was a video I saw the other day where the husband was so proud of the fart that his wife ripped while they were chilling in the living room.
Have you seen the video of Tom Segura's mom farting? Woman has skills.
by bfj
Tue Feb 06, 2024 7:59 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Replies: 3857
Views: 213712

Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread

A_B wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 7:41 am Easily one of the worst concerts I’ve ever seen.
I don’t thinking ever seen a bad concert. Why was it so bad? Were you taken there or did you buy tix and go voluntarily?
by bfj
Tue Feb 06, 2024 7:26 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
Replies: 902
Views: 42438

Re: Culinary Hot Takes

sancarlos wrote: Mon Feb 05, 2024 10:09 pm Hot take: Horseradish is a very underrated condiment!
Great on gefilte fish.
by bfj
Fri Feb 02, 2024 3:24 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2023-24 MLB Offseason Thread
Replies: 122
Views: 2232

Re: 2023-24 MLB Offseason Thread

That isn't entirely incorrect. It was quite a nice way to try and move on from football season. My oldest who is into all of baseball and not just the O's, was giddy about this deal. I'd love to see them sign Burnes to a longer deal before the season opens. Can't be disappointed with an opening day...
by bfj
Fri Feb 02, 2024 3:22 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Man's Best Friend
Replies: 2243
Views: 103273

Re: Man's Best Friend

Great story.

You took in a pregnant mother named Mary at Christmas and resisted the urge to name a puppy Jesus. I admire you.
by bfj
Fri Feb 02, 2024 12:01 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2023-24 MLB Offseason Thread
Replies: 122
Views: 2232

Re: 2023-24 MLB Offseason Thread

That isn't entirely incorrect. It was quite a nice way to try and move on from football season. My oldest who is into all of baseball and not just the O's, was giddy about this deal. I'd love to see them sign Burnes to a longer deal before the season opens. Can't be disappointed with an opening day ...
by bfj
Thu Feb 01, 2024 8:27 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2023-24 MLB Offseason Thread
Replies: 122
Views: 2232

Re: 2023-24 MLB Offseason Thread

I’m hearing Joey Ortiz and DL Hall and the 34th pick.
by bfj
Tue Jan 30, 2024 6:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2023-24 MLB Offseason Thread
Replies: 122
Views: 2232

Re: 2023-24 MLB Offseason Thread



Not sure if this is reliable, but…
by bfj
Mon Jan 29, 2024 12:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Conference Championships week
Replies: 239
Views: 5217

Re: NFL Conference Championships week

Guys, I highly doubt the Ravens gameplan was to not run the ball. Finite amount of plays in a football game and that number tends to get smaller when you don't have the ball. SIX carries by running backs. Did they only have 15 total offensive plays? Probably not, but beyond just getting first downs...
by bfj
Sun Jan 28, 2024 6:11 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Conference Championships week
Replies: 239
Views: 5217

Re: NFL Conference Championships week

Congrats Bronto. Stupid penalties. Best running team in the league ran the ball 16 times. Frustrating.
by bfj
Sun Jan 28, 2024 5:29 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Conference Championships week
Replies: 239
Views: 5217

Re: NFL Conference Championships week

Woof. That sucks.
by bfj
Sun Jan 28, 2024 4:48 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Conference Championships week
Replies: 239
Views: 5217

Re: NFL Conference Championships week

If we are taking about the blindside block on #10, he’s a safety.

Tough to score without the ball. We were shit in the first half last week also. Need to do better. Give the ball to Edwards and start tiring out KC’s defense.
by bfj
Sat Jan 27, 2024 1:01 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Conference Championships week
Replies: 239
Views: 5217

Re: NFL Conference Championships week

A_B wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 10:57 pm Looks legit.


I mean not at all. But I bet it was fun!
I agree Michael B Jordan wouldn’t be hanging with Taylor.
by bfj
Fri Jan 26, 2024 10:12 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Conference Championships week
Replies: 239
Views: 5217

Re: NFL Conference Championships week

I won’t bother posting them here, but Taylor in and around some of Baltimore more lovely sites memes are quite funny to those of us who live here. I made this today.

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by bfj
Fri Jan 26, 2024 5:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - Super Wild Card Weekend
Replies: 122
Views: 2957

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - Super Wild Card Weekend

So many Twonies Q2 - Name one of Rolling Stone's top 10 Canadian musical acts of all-time (10) CORRECT Celine Dion (MINUS-1) - AB Rush (2) - Bronto, GoodKarma Leonard Cohen (2) - Chedda, PDX Joni Mitchell (2) - DiS, Rush Drake (2) - Citgo, Rex Shania Twain (2) - Nonlinear, Trav Alanis Morissette (3...
by bfj
Wed Jan 24, 2024 10:32 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2024 (or is it 2023 because that's what most of the season was?) NFL Divisional Round
Replies: 142
Views: 3794

Re: 2024 (or is it 2023 because that's what most of the season was?) NFL Divisional Round

Nonlinear FC wrote: Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:32 am Jesus, Pru... that last sentence is asking for it.
Sometimes you have to take a pitch.
by bfj
Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:28 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Conference Championships week
Replies: 239
Views: 5217

Re: NFL Conference Championships week

Very unfortunate. He was a breakout and would have been in heavy rotation. In a very small sample size he had almost 400 yards on 47 rushing attempts. 8.4 YPC.
by bfj
Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Conference Championships week
Replies: 239
Views: 5217

Re: NFL Conference Championships week

An unpleasantness of Rat birds being feasted upon by some Motown Lions is in my opinion the only way to go. Does this go back to the old Ravens v Titans days? That was some crazy football. Yep, losing to the Rat Birds on January 7th 2001 has always sat happy with me. I actually like the current Rav...
by bfj
Mon Jan 22, 2024 11:38 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Conference Championships week
Replies: 239
Views: 5217

Re: NFL Conference Championships week

Tom 1860 wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 10:39 am An unpleasantness of Rat birds being feasted upon by some Motown Lions is in my opinion the only way to go.
Does this go back to the old Ravens v Titans days? That was some crazy football.
by bfj
Mon Jan 22, 2024 11:37 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2024 (or is it 2023 because that's what most of the season was?) NFL Divisional Round
Replies: 142
Views: 3794

Re: 2024 (or is it 2023 because that's what most of the season was?) NFL Divisional Round

brian wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 10:01 am
bfj wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 5:58 am I forgot to say congrats Bronto. Great win. See you next week!
Seriously good luck in the title game. I’m tired of seeing the Chiefs win the AFC.
Seriously, and I mean it. Same to you also. This Lions team is a lot of fun to watch.
by bfj
Mon Jan 22, 2024 7:51 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2024 (or is it 2023 because that's what most of the season was?) NFL Divisional Round
Replies: 142
Views: 3794

Re: 2024 (or is it 2023 because that's what most of the season was?) NFL Divisional Round

I would love to see him come back this season, but not at the risk of injuring himself again. He did practice for most of last week though. Isaiah Likely has been a great fill in for Andrews. He’s made some great catches and gets a lot of YAC.
by bfj
Mon Jan 22, 2024 7:06 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Conference Championships week
Replies: 239
Views: 5217

NFL Conference Championships week

Kansas City @ Baltimore (-3.5) - forecast is mid 30’s and rain at game time.

Detroit @ San Francisco (-7) - sunny and 72 in CA on Sunday.