The Swamp

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1. I can't actually kill anything.

2. Far too many anyway.

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They're definitely alive and definitely freaking the one year old out. And I definitely don't have the courage for a ladder that high, especially with strong odds of something jumping out and scaring me and making me fall and die.

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In the fucking gutters. What are my options for removal and prevention?

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Lets just wait and see whether or not he presides in his own financial best interests. We owe it to him to give him a chance.

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sancarlos wrote:White supremacist site: New Balance official shoe for whites

Looks like I'll have to make an example out of my oldest when I pick her up from school.

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Sooo ... finally watched SNL and I thought it was awful, bordering on irresponsible. Shit shows like Fallon can make this election laughy, but SNL I expected to hit a lot harder, especially with the guy who should have been the perfect goddamn host. Aside from Colin Jost*, the show that has been rel...

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Dammit, mine doesn't make sense anymore and I was too lazy to screenshot. The original image was the train crashing into Hoboken station and not Obama walking.

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Sigh ...

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Worst case scenario is OT unless you think the Pats would go for 2 and the win in regulation. It was a free shot at winning.

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There is NO WAY Bernie would have won this election. No fucking way. And for the Dems, it was Hillary or bust. But was it Hillary or bust because she was our best shot or because she was chosen as the candidate and only a crazy old socialist was going to disobey party orders and challenge her? And ...

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I think I got 7 on the first run through then 8 when it was pointed out Orel wasn't a lefty. I couldn't not see Ivan Calderon so I missed Guerrero and Nigel F'ing Wilson.

Also, through 5 I either had the high answer or a wrong answer each time. That can't be too common.

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As soon as I ask, twitter starts mentioning Daniele De Rossi.

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So with Lampard leaving, NYCFC will have atleast one DP slot open, possibly two if Pirlo gives it up. Anyone I should be looking at? Is there a chance Man City is going to dump Bravo down?

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Once you consider they don't come down until after Christmas, that's like 1/5 of the entire year w/ Christmas lights. Its ridiculous.

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Not to be a total dick, but I feel like shanked isn't quite strong enough ...

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We're really fast and good up front.

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Hey, you know who's gonna die and leave behind all of his loved ones a full decade earlier than Henrik? Like when you consider right this minute until then, its devastating. Like 25% more life and love to be experienced on his side.

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I like the sports analogy, but maybe alter it to where one team can try to limit the number of black players on the other team.

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Having never experienced anything close to that, its horrifying thinking it could happen.

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It would have involved masonry and it would have been objectively incredible.

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In match, I cared. Post match, I see reasons to be ok with the result.

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Ryan wrote:Legit surprised that whatshername homophobic city clerk isn't part of this yet

Can't be fat and female.

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Bryan Bickell diagnosed with MS. This week has been utterly amazing.

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The problem is you're elevating at every pair. There's no 2 which means a 2nd pair is 1st and a 3rd pair is 2nd and you're playing two guys (Holden + Girardi) who are individually fine as your 6th but can't be in the same group if you want the group to be good. Skjei has been very good. I like him a...

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Yup. I thought the treatment of him last year was overblown. Rangers fans universally love Girardi the person, its just the usage and contract that's impossible to stomach. When the immediate rumor was that he was in the Yandle trade, despite me wanting nothing more than his contract gone, I still ...

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degenerasian wrote:Isnt Girardi the worst player to ever play hockey?

He might be the worst cost:benefit player in the league, but I don't really have an issue with him playing as our 3RD. And he does seem to be adapting a bit to the new game, atleast in terms of transition versus perpetual flip-clearing.

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Modern athletes are so fucking arrogant.

Greg Oden: 'I'll be remembered as the biggest bust in NBA history'

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You can be handed a piece of paper from your employer that has a monetary value when exchanged. I believe you call them "cheques".

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sancarlos wrote:You never know. Vancouver broke their losing streak against the Rangers.
/tweakofmrd

I'm untweakable as far as the Rangers go at this point. Only a horror trade or a targeted injury could throw me off.
/fatetemptingcompleted

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Different lender not an option?

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1. In NJ, it costs $24 every 4 years.

2. It can blow half of a day waiting.

3. For what?

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Come on, dude. Just ... come on.

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So once they ruin everyone but themselves, will the present-day republican party end or will it all end?

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As someone who has made serious financial and life decisions on the basis of future public education ... yeah. Yeah.

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degenerasian wrote:From now on i will seperate blacks from immigrants.

Lining yourself up for a cabinet position, huh?

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Johnnie wrote:Dude, just stop.

Fuck, dude, its like my third moment of levity in 48 hours. Let me have that.

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TFW U QUIT FACE BOOK B/C U SERVE THE USA

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"Accept it and move on" works to the audience of white dudes. If you've been around anyone else today, that option isn't available.

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