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DSafetyGuy

Guess who has a fantasy team up against aj green? Sybian! Damn right. Fuck this. I was on a call interviewing a Complainant for a workplace complaint with the live boxscore on. Every time I hit refresh, Green just scores. Still only 3 receptions, so not many points, right? We really only get 3 poin...

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Sabo wrote: ↑Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:19 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:15 pm Guess who has a fantasy team up against aj green?
Sybian!

Damn right.

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Pruitt wrote: ↑Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:36 pm Everything is wobbling. Jesus!

Good luck Shirley, this looks brutal.

Camera is down.

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So now he's stuck, believing (probably accurately) that his roommates and suite-mates don't like him. He is so intense and hyper that people have a hard time being with him for long periods of time. He's always done better interacting with people online. But now he's in the middle of a crowd with n...

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"Swamp Monsters" does suck.

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Good luck to anyone here who could be affected by this scary storm. I did have good luck. American emailed me that I could re-book my flight home free of charge due to the anticipated weather and was able to do that yesterday. Then again, I'm now connecting at O'Hare, so maybe not that good of luck.

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mister d wrote: ↑Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:16 pmGo to a bar?

I am unfortunate enough to be staying in an area that is basically office parks surrounded by residential neighborhoods, so there is one bar open later than 10pm and I would prefer not to sit through a "live jam" to do it.

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I will be watching Monday Night Football tonight on my laptop because the reception of Dish Network at my hotel is so shitty.

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Two comfortable wins with a competent level of play in multiple facets of play plus FSU's early struggles have some locals suddenly thinking very, very highly.

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Everything factored in, I am happy the arrow is clearly pointed up. I just think that now that what the Bears will run for real is on tape for the league, they won't have that first half to jump on an unsuspecting opponent. Obviously, the Pack made defensive adjustments at halftime, as well as Rodge...

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I want to reply to a thread to celebrate what happened in said thread, but don't want to ruin it by posting.

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Aaron Rodgers is also a'ight. As for the Bears, I would be borderline giddy. That was a REALLY clever offensive attack, and Trubisky looked the part too. I think they are going to a be a lot better, and soon, than I had been giving them credit for. Last night was a very nice encapsulation of the Be...

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Nike’s online sales jumped 31% after company unveiled Kaepernick campaign, data show But, but, but, but their stock went down the day the ad came out. The libtards got pwned, tho. Clay Travis making a big deal about that initial stock drop (which was probably unrelated as Adidas and Puma has simila...

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Does anyone need instagram posts transcribed?

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Nike’s online sales jumped 31% after company unveiled Kaepernick campaign, data show

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Had to bring back one of my avatars from the first iteration of the Swamp.

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I'd be interested in the coach/GM reaction to losing the ability to do roster churn with the bottom end of the roster when someone's level of play tails off toward the end of the guaranteed deal and they want to bring in someone else.

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Not like the money is guaranteed either. Like gunpowder alluded to, this is basically a three-year deal until Trubisky's rookie deal is done. The Rams essentially made the same/similar moves to win now during Goff's rookie deal and got lauded for it. I'm not accusing anyone here of this mind you, s...

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rass wrote: ↑Sun Sep 02, 2018 6:34 pm I go away for one week and AB shows up in the town next to where I work and SC shows up in the town next to where I live. Damn.

Just go to SC's house and meet his daughter's boyfriend, like any real Swamper would.

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You don't really need to rebuild in the NFL. Bottom quarter to top quarter in three years is a certainty for 2-3 teams a year. This is true. I do wonder if any of this acceleration is due to the GM (Ryan Pace) being on his second coach and needing this one (and to a significant degree, Trubisky, du...

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Pruitt wrote: ↑Sat Sep 01, 2018 4:20 pm AJ McCarron a Bear.

So Bills fans have Peterman and a major project to look forward to this year.

A Raider.

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Pretty interesting the Bears are taking an "all-in" stance. Understandable to do so while having a QB on a rookie contract, but it is a little peculiar to do it while also having possibly the worst team in their division. Was the defence as bad as the offence last year? No, the defense wa...

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Pretty interesting the Bears are taking an "all-in" stance. Understandable to do so while having a QB on a rookie contract, but it is a little peculiar to do it while also having possibly the worst team in their division.

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Like you were trying to hide your shame.

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A_B wrote: ↑Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:24 pm Only if he scheduled it after you gave him our two weeks, IMO.

Yeah, not going to fault someone if he wanted to make it a four-day weekend.

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The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Aug 24, 2018 10:19 pm
rass wrote: ↑Fri Aug 24, 2018 6:33 pm The East Hanover Wegmans (which I journeyed to last month to get Head High) has Industial Arts Wrench.
Finally got around to trying Wrench a few weeks ago. Very solid NE IPA.

I had it last weekend. Pretty good.

DSafetyGuy

Walk five in six innings, then:

"That's the key at this level, throwing strike one," said DSafetyGuy. "Successful pitchers do it."

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brian wrote: ↑Mon Aug 20, 2018 5:11 pm Their fifth game is Penn State, so I'll bet just about any amount of money the suspension is exactly four games.

I'd be stunned if it is that long. TCU in the third week is a top 20 team and he's already been away from the team for a while (time served?).

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The investigation into Urban Meyer wrapped up yesterday. The school is saying the findings will be released this week, and as required by law, they have to give 24 hours notice before doing so. Rumors are flying that Meyer has been let go, but the sourcing is pretty sketchy at this point. https://t...

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It's dead, DSG. Today is the last day of camp. Next week is a gap week (thanks mom for driving up here to hang out with the kids!), the week after that we're at the shore, then Labor Day, another day or two to cover and school starts. I'm not sure if it was the 9 or 10 weeks of renovations that mad...

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I feel better about you suddenly getting sick last month.

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I'm waiting for them to honor the F-35, a plane "you literally can't see".

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It took them almost an hour to call 911. Maybe they were hoping he could walk it off. My nephew writes for the Diamondback (school paper) and he told me that there would be a lot of stuff coming out soon if they really start digging into the program. I know it's not fair, but this has me questionin...

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Congrats sancarlos. I'm pretty sure I met timgod once, but I don't recall it being general Swamp knowledge that he worked for the USPS. Probably just as well, as it will give us a longer window before we run the mailman jokes into the ground. You did meet him. He didn't start working for the USPS u...

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Diet, exercise, smoking, etc. were all much less known/espoused/whatever. Those guys probably ate heavy salad dressing, gravy (or a similar sauce), and some sort of bread and butter with dinner four or five times a week, thought fried foods were fine (especially a breakfast with eggs and bacon), and...

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Sabo wrote: ↑Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:30 pm Dyson. Best vac ever.

Same.

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brian wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 5:41 pm I just had something legitimately fucked up happen to me you guys will think I’m crazy if I talk about it

Go for it.

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The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.

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We can now expect him to try to find a future endorsement to replace the one he had with Nike, who will not be renewing their deal with him.

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I get it under the all-encompassing umbrella of "very successful college football coach does what he wants without question", but what I don't get about all of this is... Why does Meyer not fire Smith at Florida? Or, if he really wants to do him a favor, makes him leave so as to not presen...

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