From the Fun With Early Season Stats Dept., Bryce Harper added 800 points to his Slugging Percentage after tonight’s game.
(0 for 11 coming in, 3 for 4 with 3 bombs tonight)
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- Tue Apr 02, 2024 4:20 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
- Replies: 6259
- Views: 374302
- Tue Apr 02, 2024 1:11 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Presidential Election 2024
- Replies: 536
- Views: 16097
Re: Presidential Election 2024
govmentchedda wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2024 1:03 pm You're all welcome for me having the foresight to forget to use a condom 17 years and 1 month ago.
Re: MLB 2024
couldn't believe when i was watching that last night that the Astros have had 17 - that's a crazy high amount, no? Great story last night and after the game was a runaway we were all rooting for the no-no. Blanco was dominant and quick. Meanwhile the Jays have been no hit 8 times, 6 in the last 10 ...
- Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:34 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
- Replies: 3889
- Views: 239884
Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
The last survivor of the Arizona more than deserves a mention: https://www.instagram.com/p/C5PDKZKxvvg/?igsh=ZjhmNnk0amhwZzQ5 So I’m not going to suggest the Michael Bay movie was any good, but the attack sequence, especially the Arizona explosion, man, how anyone survived that. Oh, and he later got...
- Mon Apr 01, 2024 4:49 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Presidential Election 2024
- Replies: 536
- Views: 16097
Re: Presidential Election 2024
I keep banging the drum on the war chest and abortion. While a lot can happen in the next six months I'm expecting this to be ass-kicking. I sincerely doubt the Republicans in Congress are going to get their shit together and govern with any competency, considering the racist MAGA dipshit wing of th...
- Mon Apr 01, 2024 4:46 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Movie Club: The Coen Brothers, O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU, 4/1, 9:30 pm ET
- Replies: 94
- Views: 3594
Re: Swamp Movie Club: The Coen Brothers, O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU, 4/1, 9:30 pm ET
So for the last one before we take off next week for UConn's eventual title, O Brother Where Art Thou. I'm a few behind, but I'm looking forward to it; I haven't seen it since I saw it on VHS. We should have a few weeks to catch up. It appears it's on Hulu.
- Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:10 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Getting the spins
- Replies: 3318
- Views: 221066
- Mon Apr 01, 2024 9:34 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Sydney Sweeney
- Replies: 16
- Views: 695
Re: Sydney Sweeney
So they’re trying to make her the second most popular MAGA celeb, second to Ted Nugent?
- Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:57 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Sydney Sweeney
- Replies: 16
- Views: 695
Re: Sydney Sweeney
Right? It's like guys have never seen boobs before.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:37 am I was hoping this was an announcement that the creepy online discussion of her in the last couple weeks was officially dead.
- Sun Mar 31, 2024 9:26 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
- Replies: 628
- Views: 34174
Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24
If they win it all, we have to talk about this being one of the most dominant stretches since UCLA right? They haven’t been challenged in 10 straight tourney games. Yeah, no question. At this point, the most recent comp might be that UNLV team that beat Duke by 30 in the finals and then steamrolled...
- Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:57 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
- Replies: 6259
- Views: 374302
Re: Television (no longer temporary)
Since the UConn game got out of hand, I put on the first episode of this season’s Amazing Race. And I’m glad no one told me that one team ended up recreating the corridor scene from the first Austin Powers. I’m not going to have a harder laugh all year.
- Fri Mar 29, 2024 8:24 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
- Replies: 628
- Views: 34174
Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24
The NC State faithful are having quite a night.
Re: MLB 2024
Acuna is 50 bombs / 49 steals away from history, if you’re banking on those numbers in fantasy.
- Fri Mar 29, 2024 12:20 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
- Replies: 8938
- Views: 444095
Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
I think I mentioned I’m going to Cleveland for the eclipse, which is in the 100% zone. I’ve been monitoring the weather, and it went from rain in the am to partly cloudy in the am. Hopefully it’ll be clear in the mid-afternoon.
- Fri Mar 29, 2024 9:27 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Autism Thread
- Replies: 345
- Views: 21638
Re: The Autism Thread
Slimming Down Chosen-friend, if you can check your PMs I sent you a message.
- Fri Mar 29, 2024 8:31 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Iron Eagle (Louis Gossett Jr.)
- Replies: 8
- Views: 703
Re: Iron Eagle (Louis Gossett Jr.)
An Officer and a Gentleman.
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:05 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Meet Me in St. Louis?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 5127
Re: Meet Me in St. Louis?
Similarly, nobody here allows “ZA” in Scrabble, right? I don’t care if they put it in the official Scrabble dictionary; it’s a bullshit “word”.The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:55 pmNever take a pizza recommendation from a guy who calls it za.
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:32 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695
- Replies: 92
- Views: 8844
Re: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695
Tell me you showed the scene when the longshoreman brought the duck to the bar.
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:18 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Meet Me in St. Louis?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 5127
Re: Meet Me in St. Louis?
You’re right. I don’t know why I thought he was from STL. Always get those 1987 World Series participants mixed up.
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:42 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Meet Me in St. Louis?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 5127
Re: Meet Me in St. Louis?
Remember The Zaz? He was entertaining.
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:31 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695
- Replies: 92
- Views: 8844
Re: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695
Those ships might only be going like 8 knots or so, but they weigh dozens of thousands of tons. That's a tremendous amount of force, especially colliding in a relativity small impact area creates massive puncture pressure. It's steel, dude. Not adamantium.
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 12:18 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695
- Replies: 92
- Views: 8844
Re: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695
Only people missing are the construction crew - officials and crew did the amazing work as to traffic - https://www.twitter.com/justin_fenton/status/1772629105881632880?s=46&t=rKRo5ildsXjOFWkYH7wDlg Reading this is a reminder that ordinary people doing their jobs with a sense of professionalism...
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:11 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
- Replies: 8938
- Views: 444095
Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Reminds me of a tweet I saw once that said they weren't sure what kind of machine they were raging against but I'd put my money on that it was a printer.
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:38 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
- Replies: 2044
- Views: 58865
Re: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
I get that. But he’s a rich white guy in America. Him walking away scot-free is what’s expected. In fact, having anything stick to him is the exception and not the rule (because he’s a fucking moron). He was just going to the same thing he’s done for the last 40 years. Seeing his supporters get ruin...
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:27 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
- Replies: 2044
- Views: 58865
Re: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
Honestly, if I were still on social media and more spiteful, I’d be goading the MAGA dipshits to go invest in this.
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:09 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
- Replies: 2044
- Views: 58865
Re: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
Etrade was all like “Naah dogg. That’s just free money. Up the difficulty.”govmentchedda wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:03 am I just tried to buy some puts (a different bearish move) and my Etrade account won't let me.
The people who are going to lose their shirts on this is going to be tragicomic.
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:28 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695
- Replies: 92
- Views: 8844
Re: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695
It’s obviously Mayor Pete’s fault somehow. Similarly, I’m curious how the local Fox affiliate, a Sinclair Communications-owned station, is going to tie this to Mayor Brandon Scott, the same way they pin every purse-snatching, Ds on surprise quizzes by 4th graders, and runners stranded at 3rd by the...
- Mon Mar 25, 2024 5:45 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Commercials
- Replies: 933
- Views: 67760
Re: Commercials
…with the exception of how he likes toast.
- Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:09 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Movie Club: The Coen Brothers, O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU, 4/1, 9:30 pm ET
- Replies: 94
- Views: 3594
Re: Swamp Movie Club: The Coen Brothers, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, 3/25, 9:30 pm ET
Look, that’s just your opinion man.
Another total classic tonight.
Another total classic tonight.
- Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:58 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
- Replies: 628
- Views: 34174
Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Wisconsin-Green Bay vs. University of Phoenix
- Sun Mar 24, 2024 12:39 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Commercials
- Replies: 933
- Views: 67760
Re: Commercials
Delaware is right. Beck Bennett really goes for it as the bison.
- Sat Mar 23, 2024 6:26 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
- Replies: 628
- Views: 34174
Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Similarly, I always thought that the Nuggets should just run-and-gun and make that their identity. Outside of the Doug Moe years, and when they had Carmelo and AI, I don’t remember them playing that way. Being up in that altitude has to be a huge advantage in terms of conditioning.
- Sat Mar 23, 2024 4:11 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
- Replies: 628
- Views: 34174
Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24
I don’t know about the rest of you, but seeing ads with collegiate players puts a smile on my face.
- Fri Mar 22, 2024 2:55 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
- Replies: 2044
- Views: 58865
Re: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
The reason he has to go to the Saudis and the Russians for financing is that every bank in America knows he's a shitty businessman, and doing business with him is just setting money on fire. I'd really be curious who would want his shares as collateral when they're in reality worth less than Monopol...
- Fri Mar 22, 2024 11:49 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
- Replies: 628
- Views: 34174
Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24
What’s going on in this Northwestern-FAU game? They both average over 72 PPG, but it’s 16-12 with about 5:30 left in the 1st. They must’ve spent all last night in the Meatpacking District.
Re: MLB Spring Training 2024
Huh? What kind of rule is that? You can't block the bag if the ball is in the glove? So are they only supposed to do swipe tags now? And no more blocking the plate when the catcher has the ball?
- Thu Mar 21, 2024 2:42 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
- Replies: 628
- Views: 34174
Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Whenever I see the name Wagner I immediately think of a guy yelling “you lost your Judaism!” to Larry David.
- Thu Mar 21, 2024 2:27 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Presidential Election 2024
- Replies: 536
- Views: 16097
Re: Presidential Election 2024
So this is what precipitated my initial post. I get the New York Times morning newsletter that I read during my #1 or #2 #2 depending on when I get up. Today's was discussing, in their own words "the rightward shift among voters of color". It then continues for (I counted) 18 paragraphs an...
- Thu Mar 21, 2024 2:14 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Presidential Election 2024
- Replies: 536
- Views: 16097
Re: Presidential Election 2024
seems he's run out of new material He ran out of material over 3 years ago. That's why people walk out of his rallies in droves. Amazes me how the people who call Libs snowflakes worship a guy who does nothing except complain that he is treated unfairly. His fans don't seem to notice that he never ...