The Swamp

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I got a brand new stand mixer (with pasta roller on back order from Italy) for my birthday this past Wednesday. Making the reindeer cookies I saw on a Defector newsletter tomorrow, and biscotti for Christmas Day.

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Man, fuck that guy. I really hope that every time Tammy Duckworth walks by him she calls him a pussy-ass bitch loud enough for everyone but the media to hear her.

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The 50th anniversary of the Immaculate Reception is this Friday. Interesting to see how they bookend that.

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Broke-ass bitch.

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Only man to throw a perfect game against the eventual World Series winner IIRC.

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Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Dec 18, 2022 7:52 pm Jesus Fucking Christ.

Poor Patriots. Nothing ever works out for them.

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Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Sun Dec 18, 2022 1:19 pm
Tom 1860 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 18, 2022 1:14 pm Best final I have seen, brilliant, brilliant match!
I think it's fair to say it was the best sporting event ever given the stakes, what transpired on the field, and the two best players in the world being the best in the world

This was the Thrilla in Manila of soccer.

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A_B wrote: ↑Sun Dec 18, 2022 1:18 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 18, 2022 1:04 pm Maybe Q can relieve some disappointment tonight for some young ladies Paris.
Or fellas! Inclusivity!

Truth. I’m all for the progeny of Swampers storming any type of castle they prefer.

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Maybe Q can relieve some disappointment tonight for some young ladies Paris.

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Congrats to the King.

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I’ve been in the kitchen cooking lunch, and my eyes have been agape for the last hour. I’m going to look like that woman in the bulgy eyes ad.

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Dave, why’d you have to detract this with those dipshits?

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Mon Dieu!

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Lloris didn't stand a chance on that one.

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While the French National Anthem has lines line:

To arms, citizens!
Form your battalions
Let’s march, let’s march
That their impure blood
Should water our fields.

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The red on red look great.

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World Series win. Someone blows a 33-point lead. Cougs are a top 4 team. Everything’s coming up Giff and TT.

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C’mon, walk-off safety.

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I just came back from a friend’s daughter’s performance of the Nutcracker and while I wouldn’t Have missed it, I’ll definitely need to watch this game on replay or some shit.

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I can’t risk the zero, so I guess I have to switch Dobbins for Stevenson.

With the big night from Kittle, your logic is sound. Josh is probat least 50/50 to score once on the ground.

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PPR: Sanders, Stevenson, Dobbins. First two, right?

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Lukewarm take: if both teams give a shit, as it appears between CRO and MAR right now, 3rd place games can be the most entertaining of the whole tournament because both teams will play to win and not push it to ET.

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God, imagine how much it would suck if your life peaked at 25. I almost feel bad for him.

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I think the soccer dig would’ve been better than WWII.

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Square Rob had my sentiments. That thought first went through my mind on the Justin Jefferson catch.

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25% of the reason to have kids is for shit like that. Yep, and it gets more fun to embarrass them when they are teenagers. My father loved to pull stuff like that with his mother. Driving past McGuire AFB they saw a plane landing. He convinced her it wasn’t real, it was a top secret program, planes...

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Two little treasures!

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PT Barnum was wrong. I think it's closer to around every twenty seconds.

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Decided to give it a shot for my little guy: Majestic Maine Coons, with fur so plush and thick, Their tales so long, their paws so large and grand, They prowl the house with grace and stealthy flick, A noble feline, a regal feline band. Their eyes of gold, their ears of pointed hue, Their purrs so l...

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If emerging from the uterus of someone married to a rich guy isn't luck then I don't know what is.

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I just had this realization on the toilet. Success requires talent, hard work, and luck, and the order I just put them is the order necessary from low to high. ETA: Sure, I guess everyone realizes this and I'm probably late to the party on this than most. It's just how TFG, Musk, and reality "s...

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I'm starting to think this Elon Musk guy isn't as smart as people make him out to be.

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I hate the New York Post and everything they stand for, and them putting the Ukrainian flag is totally disingenuous, but that's an A+ headline. Well done.

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Are you thinking of Shrek?

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This final is going to be epic. No exaggeration.

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TLDR version: I can't see shit, so Avatar made no imprint on me. I have an eye condition called keratoconus in my right eye. My cornea comes out to point like a cone, instead of a rounded off dome, so it takes a specific type of uncomfortable contact lens to correct. I can simply deal without it, an...

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The half that know they're lying is the worse half for me. They're perpetuating a lie that is causing people to die. That's morally indefensible.

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Right? Like in the past you might've lost a lot of money, but at least you got a cool-looking flower out of the deal.

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At the Celtics-Lakers game tonight in LA, two guys are cosplaying as Kevin McHale and Kurt Rambis. I’d post the photo from my phone if I knew how.

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brian wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 7:41 pm Dudes gonna get the last laugh after he serves a 5 year sentence in a minimum security federal pen and still walks away with tens of millions of dollars squirreled away in the Maldives or some shit.

Joke’s on you Brian. In five years the Maldives will be underwater.

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