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What in the name of Joe Morgan is DVOA? It's basically a site's (I think Profootballfocus) football version of WAR. Not wins above replacement, but it's like an adjusted value per play. You've got to throw Amendola a lot of balls for him to pick up his 700 yards, I guess. I understand that it was S...

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McDaniels is a phenomenal offensive coach when it comes to schemes and stuff, but he has to be the worst talent evaluator in the NFL today.

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Rush thinks Thomas Davis is the only injury prone player in the NFL.

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EDIT: I don't really want to get involved in this shizz. All I'll say is that there was not some huge, crazy environmentalist movement when I was in college.

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Ryan the Temp wrote:I thought we cancelled that shit because we voted for the Cosell ones.

Those ones were awesome. They will be moving to the new Swampbust, run by someone other than you.

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Why couldn't they just move Welker out a bit more? Amendola is going to be a different monster to defend? Huh? Welker ran 75% or so of his plays from the slot. It's not like he trips over his dick if you put him outside. Or, maybe, replace him with like, an actual wide receiver instead of Young Brok...

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And I took the limits off of image number per post, too. For example, when I was posting Junior hockey photos from games I attended, vBulletin would restrict me to three per post. And that was annoying. That was the reason for the cancellation of the Swampcrash pregame extravaganza with Boomer and ...

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Danny Amendola is not that good. This motherfucker turned an 80+ catch 2011 season into 650 yards. Enjoy the games he is able to play in.

Rush is the stereotypical Patriots fan, right? What are the freak instances, he's hit by NFL players in NFL games and his bones break?

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I had a grade III ankle sprain last January that would have kept me out of basketball games for at least a month and a half. It still hasn't healed completely.

Time for Metta World Peace to take over!

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I know how to make Asomugha good again. First, put him on a team with a godawful run defense. So everybody just runs all over them and doesn't have to pass that much. Second, ONLY put him on the number 2 WR. Third, put him opposite a bunch of jokers covering the other team's #1 WR, so when the other...

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Could we just put a picture of a frog?

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Lilypads and cock

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I'll bet you $40 million that the Browns will rue paying Kruger that much money.

I'm also surprised Mike Wallace got so much.

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Maybe one of them got a automated message that this call may be recorded at some point!

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In Florida only one person has to be aware. Do the people taping it not count because they aren't in the conversation?

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What's the legality of this?

http://deadspin.com/pranksters-record-t ... -452366184

Spoiler alert: Ryan Fitzpatrick is not the future!

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I had an idea but found out it was already a thing. Fuckin' things. Not like I would have been able to implement it.

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There are sites kind of like that for various design work. Folks can bid/offer ideas for web design and logo design. There are probably others by now. I haven't heard of one for advertising or general slogan work. It seems like a pretty good idea for small-to-medium businesses. There's no way many ...

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Still looking for a channel to host my first annual Distance Ejaculation World Championship event.

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He's well above average, basically. It's just that he's a giant 13 year old d-bag.

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In half a season he caught 62 passes for just under 700 yards, from Christian Ponder. In those 8 games in which he didn't play (or was hurt early in), Ponder threw for 1,192 yards. Basically, without Harvin, Adrian Peterson can run the ball further than Ponder can throw it.

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It's routine as hell, I just did it to somebody out in the parking lot.

Now, the part where the guy dribbles and hits a shot, THAT is some new wave shit.

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PMs seem to be working just swimmingly.

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I think this blue is far superior.

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Liked grasspenis green but subsilver is just where it's at. I missed this look, although I wish I could green up the blue. Head over to the phpBB site, look at their Styles database (or just Google phpBB3 styles and click on the phpBB.com site that contains 'em). If you can find one to everyone's l...

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pony_keg wrote:Considering Alex Smith fetched a couple of 2nd rounders, I am not surprised at the return.

True, but he's a QB, already under contract, and not bat-ish crazy.

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I'm a 300x300 guy myself. Avatars are an art form, and I need a suitable canvas.

HATE the "a post was submitted since you responded" notice or whatever it is - I had to go through it 3 times on my last post.

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Liked grasspenis green but subsilver is just where it's at. I missed this look, although I wish I could green up the blue.

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Much better return than I thought they'd get.

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I want to make fuck to it.

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admin wrote: (which will both you and me nuts)

And it will fucking anything.

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Isn't there a Daylight savings box to check?

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YOU CAN ALSO THROW ALL-CAPS UP IN THIS BITCH YO AND THAT COMMUNIST BOARD DON'T AUTOMATICALLY LOWERCASE YO SHIT SON

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I DO! Did you know Jesus is a Whig?

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HUGE FONT IS A MUST

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"Oh, and go fuck yourself, Taney"

- Abe Lincoln

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I like the grassy tint

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