The Swamp

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Final 10 minutes are just what the doctor ordered in terms of putting the game away score-wise. Wish they would have maintained a little more possession rather than lumping it up field, but that didn’t hurt them none. Nice win on the road after the home let-down to the Canucks. Hope is restored to s...

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Woke up the missus with my reaction to that colossal header. She asked me what time it was and I said 9:45. Will have to wait until morning if she was caught up in my nefarious web. Cup ties with a goal is pretty sweet.

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mister d wrote: ↑Mon Sep 06, 2021 5:01 pm Humiliating experience when I ordered a “financier” with my coffee only to learn the “r” isn’t silent. I can never go to Millburn again.

I’m just glad they’re open. Everything around there looked really decimated yesterday.

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I just did the thing where you make something (barbecue sauce) on the fly and will probably never recreate what worked so well even with the ingredients you mostly remember using. It’s bittersweet when that happens. Like you know you did it once, but you’ll be chasing it every time you attempt it i...

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Best character in television. Ever. Fuck.

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This ain’t good. Shit.

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[+] spoiler: they’re really drawing out the Nate storyline, but I feel like there hasn’t been much progression for his character. I know there’s 3 more episodes to do something but I feel like this story is a little constipated.

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Succession is amazing Returning in October. Huge crush on Shiv Roy. The Senate committee with Tom is so goddamn funny. “What’s it like to be married to man with two assholes?” She's not my normal type, but I've really got a thing for Hannah Waddingham, Rebecca from Ted Lasso. “You know what there’s...

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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:44 pm Succession is amazing

Returning in October. Huge crush on Shiv Roy. The Senate committee with Tom is so goddamn funny.

“What’s it like to be married to man with two assholes?”

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Water started coming in at 7:30. Filled a 5 gallon wet vac over 30 times and countless buckets. Neighbor and his hs son came over to help. 5 of us with vac, towels and mops kept it under control. Finally caught up and dried the rest of the room while i keep vacuuming where it came in. Good news, su...

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We’re vey lucky that our house is on the crest of a hill but 10 doors down the houses are starting to flood. Mental note: try not to buy real estate close to any thoroughfare named “Riverside Drive”. On another matter, the plaster ceiling in my upstairs hallway started getting a water stain so I put...

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My school bought some time with a delayed opening but I think we’re gonna be closed tomorrow. Damn place was built on a swamp in the 1950’s cause the land was cheap so it floods pretty easily. Don’t think we will be the only one to close, either.

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mister d wrote: ↑Sun Aug 29, 2021 8:31 pm It would be dishonest to say the Dykstra trade wasn’t the (literal!) worst day of my life through age 10 but goddamn am I glad now that happened and I reacted how I did.

LOLMETS.

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Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Sat Aug 28, 2021 10:57 am Fucking Magpies.

This is why we can’t have nice things. They should have had at the very least 3 points by the international break. It was bitterly disappointing to watch today’s result.

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Gunpowder wrote: ↑Fri Aug 27, 2021 10:08 pm New Orleans finna get slammed again, frogs.

Save Mother’s. (And Cochon.) (And Willa Mae’s)

Yeah, it ain’t gonna be good.

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We just reduced ad-free Peacock to ad-full, and then brought on AcornTV. Aside from the fact we can now tap that Republic of Doyle vein again, I must say that I'm embarrassed I'd never seen Murdoch's Mysteries before now. Granted, it is a procedural cop drama, but it's historical fiction. 1890s Tor...

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After January 6, anyone who still supports Trump and either (a) knew he was a complete incompetent fraud, or (b) should have known better, America would be a much better place if they all fucked off. Bullseye! These idiots would literally eat shit if they were told to by someone who hates Liberals ...

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Johnnie wrote: ↑Fri Aug 27, 2021 3:06 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Aug 27, 2021 1:15 pm Gotta be a tribute band named Rage Against the Vaccine.
This is gold.

FREEDOM!!!!!

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Meet Pauly. Rescued him today from one of the really good organizations in the area. Part Chihuahua and probably some Jack Russell. Not sure if Pauly got the name for Pauly Shore, Pauly from the Jersey Shore, or Pauly from Rocky. ...but me..I am thinking Pauly Walnuts https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP....

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Danny Ings with the goal of the season so far. Amazing technique. Wouldn’t surprise me if it wins next spring. https://twitter.com/NBCSportsSoccer/status/1429093959096324098?s=20 I think I speak for garyclark, boxcar, and Steve when I say “fuck off, sabo.” (But it really was a great goal, albeit se...

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I know there used to be quite a strong Newcastle contingent in the swamp (is there still?) - at any rate - Newcastle really fun going forward that half versus West Ham. Good consistent pressure applied and quite intentional counters and build-up. Thanks, TB! We’re still here. Scoring twice in the f...

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tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri Aug 13, 2021 4:47 pm Ted Lasso still rules.

I cannot wait to watch this Xmas episode in December! It is absolutely perfect.

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Feel better, Steve.

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Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 5:14 pm
govmentchedda wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 3:21 pm
P.D.X. wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 3:17 pm I've never even heard 'have a catch'.
First I heard of that phrase was Field of Dreams.
Same. It’s the only place I’ve heard it.

“Have a catch” resonated with me immediately but now I’m second-guessing all of the quality time I spent with my dad before the age of 10. Thanks, jerks.

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https://twitter.com/TheBlazingKing_/status/1425288023231459330?s=20 That game looked like it was going to be a great pitchers' duel between Scherzer (3.1IP, 6H, 0R, 0BB, 6K) and Nola (4IP, 1H, 0R, 0BB, 7K) until the skies opened up and they didn't come back after the rain delay. Dodgers bullpen v. ...

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Giff wrote: ↑Wed Aug 11, 2021 11:53 amMake it 5!

Predictably, Wlu_lax6 spelled “untied” incorrectly.

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It’s now a 3 horse race

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Surgery. Only a week and a half recovery so now the stress is getting it scheduled. You could see the firedancer on the hat if it wasn't backwards Straight up firing shots at Giff over here. In fairness, he's also shooting himself. Yes. Just shooting at myself. Surgery is the middle of next month. ...

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Surgery. Only a week and a half recovery so now the stress is getting it scheduled. You could see the firedancer on the hat if it wasn't backwards Straight up firing shots at Giff over here. In fairness, he's also shooting himself. Yes. Just shooting at myself. Surgery is the middle of next month. ...

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Not for nothing, but the Phillies are starting their most important series in a decade against the Metropolitans. https://twitter.com/mlb/status/1423710245302554625?s=21 It has been a playoff atmosphere at CBP this weekend. Too bad it’s not October. But it does feel this team is starting to take th...

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Sat Aug 07, 2021 11:14 am
serrano wrote: ↑Sat Aug 07, 2021 5:13 am How about a subscription to the jelly-of-the-month club?
That’s something I should have given my brother at his 2nd wedding, just to mess with him.

First month: Grape!
Second month: Spermicidal!

Not a big fan of your niece/nephew, eh?

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How about a subscription to the jelly-of-the-month club?

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sverige skit i sängen

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Fun fact: The President of the Anne Van Dam Fab Club is Mista Lawnge from Black Sheep.

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Those murder hornets kill like almost 100 people a year in Japan (or something non-zero). Man, those things came and fucking went in the early pandemic times, didn't they? What a distraction. Thanks, Big Media! Or maybe they assassinated everyone who was reporting on them, did you ever think of tha...

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duff wrote: ↑Tue Jul 27, 2021 9:32 pm Handball goalies have to be either the bravest people in sport or the craziest. Or possibly both.

Gump Worsley 👍🏼 this post.

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Jul 26, 2021 7:48 pm We have a “great goals” thread. This kick would not go there.

Too high? What do you mean, too high?

Who gives a shit? It’s gone.

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degenerasian wrote: ↑Sat Jul 24, 2021 9:08 pm Tunisia entered 1 swimmer in the entire meet, he just won gold.

From the outside lane! Great Olympic moment.

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The flavoring for champagne cola and bubble gum water ice is one and the same. After tonight I’m convinced.

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Hearing the name “Phil Dalhausser” made me wistful for past Olympics.

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