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- Wed Sep 23, 2020 1:38 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Gale Sayers
- Replies: 20
- Views: 273
- Mon Sep 21, 2020 12:23 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2020 US Open (golf)
- Replies: 23
- Views: 497
Re: 2020 US Open (golf)
Yeah I'll take my chances sitting 2 in the rough if it's 80 yards from the pin It’s funny. I’m overly analytical of my own game so keyed my stats from all summer into excel last week. Found that there is a much stronger correlation for me between drive length and GIR than drive accuracy and the sam...
- Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:51 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: EPL 2020/21
- Replies: 790
- Views: 17520
Re: EPL 2020/21
I want to feel for you guys but we have Comcast/Xfinity and all I have to do is click a button on the voice remote and say the name of the app and (a couple of minutes later once it loads and once I'm able to find the game because it isn't always on the home page and the browsing interface is super...
- Sun Sep 20, 2020 5:16 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Le Tour 2020 Sponsored by Bad Idea Jeans
- Replies: 19
- Views: 334
Re: Le Tour 2020 Sponsored by Bad Idea Jeans
I’m with you Steve, but it’s hard for me to not suspect. No major GC contenders from that part of the world for ever and now two at once? And both very young and miles better than anyone else?
And really, Slovenia? What good has ever come from there?
And really, Slovenia? What good has ever come from there?
- Sat Sep 19, 2020 5:27 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ruth Bader Ginsburg
- Replies: 167
- Views: 1814
Re: Ruth Bader Ginsburg
As soon as I heard the news last night I was overcome with anxiety. I am already not in a good emotional state, and have been considering insulating myself from news period for the next several months. Think I might have to try and do that.
- Thu Sep 17, 2020 4:55 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA Football 2019 --> Offseason --> 2020
- Replies: 439
- Views: 10783
Re: NCAA Football 2019 --> Offseason --> 2020
Kirk is probably my favorite OSU alum. Have to say... That was a little weird, TBH. I'm all for the sentiment, but... Like... I dunno. How is this hitting you in the feels at this point? Like, you're just now getting a lump in your throat over this? Must of us are just numb, having processed and gr...
- Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:36 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Weather
- Replies: 2500
- Views: 109029
Re: The Weather
We’ve got close friends in Mobile and Pensacola. Hoping damage is minimal for y’all down there.
- Mon Sep 14, 2020 12:12 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2020 MLB Season, Sponsored by Sprint
- Replies: 635
- Views: 13205
Re: 2020 MLB Season, Sponsored by Sprint
So we had some excitement yesterday. Starting Marlins pitcher in their second of the two-bill yesterday is one of my step-sons closest friends. He was making his debut, and did pretty damn well. Can confirm he’s a good kid (at least around us). Excellent gif following a gem play by his 3B: https://t...
Re: Movies
If I ruled the swamp, this film version of Dune would be worthy of its own thread. The trailer looks amazing. The cast looks amazing. Not sure I would trust anyone currently alive more than Villeneuve to direct.
- Wed Sep 09, 2020 4:49 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Weather
- Replies: 2500
- Views: 109029
Re: The Weather
My pops in SE Wyo went from 100 to snow in ~36 hours. He got about 6” yesterday (nice). The snow came with crazy wind so there are trees down everywhere. Welcome relief from the fires though.
- Wed Aug 26, 2020 4:06 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: EPL 2020/21
- Replies: 790
- Views: 17520
Re: EPL 2020/21
I think it’s all a ploy to force Bartomeu et al to leave the board.
- Tue Aug 25, 2020 2:44 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name
- Replies: 2009
- Views: 57438
Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name
So Melanie is going to speak at convention. I have a belief that she is desperate for a divorce, and shortly after they are out of office she’ll file. I can therefore imagine a pathway where she ranks the speech on purpose.
Fantasy, I know, but a boy can dream.
Fantasy, I know, but a boy can dream.
- Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:13 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Champions League 2019-2020
- Replies: 140
- Views: 5965
Re: Champions League 2019-2020
That’s just sensible. Wearing a psg shirt in Marseilles is a good way to get yourself jumped.
- Sat Aug 15, 2020 5:27 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Champions League 2019-2020
- Replies: 140
- Views: 5965
Re: Champions League 2019-2020
I should like Barcelona. I really should, given many of my personal ideals and persuasions. But I just can’t, largely due to the way many of their fans have interacted with others through the years. So that yesterday was quite enjoyable. Funniest fact about the rest of the CL is if Bayern go on to w...
- Fri Aug 14, 2020 5:30 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: "You know that's permanent, right?" - The Tattoo Thread
- Replies: 188
- Views: 7948
Re: "You know that's permanent, right?" - The Tattoo Thread
You got this TT.
- Thu Aug 13, 2020 5:34 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swampers on the golf course
- Replies: 270
- Views: 14850
Re: Swampers on the golf course
Awesome Pruitt!!
- Mon Aug 10, 2020 4:26 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2020 PGA Championship
- Replies: 45
- Views: 826
Re: 2020 PGA Championship
That was great television. I wish they played more majors on the west coast.
- Mon Aug 10, 2020 4:19 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swampers on the golf course
- Replies: 270
- Views: 14850
Re: Swampers on the golf course
I played great this weekend. 79 saturday, which included a front nine 35. Yesterday the course was pretty slow so I played two balls and went 79 & 74. The 79 included an eagle, while for the 74 I only had 26 putts which has to be a record low for me. Have been continuing to hit the range at leas...
- Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:52 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA Football 2019 --> Offseason --> 2020
- Replies: 439
- Views: 10783
Re: NCAA Football 2019 --> Offseason --> 2020
I would do anything for this audio "If they move it back, if they change it, who cares. It doesn't matter. You call us at midnight, we'll go play in the pasture,” Orgeron said. Whatever he says it's just gonna sound like a car driving down the road on its rims anyway. He’s quite possibly my fa...
- Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:47 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: EPL Season 2019-20
- Replies: 473
- Views: 35192
- Fri Jul 31, 2020 5:00 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread
- Replies: 5293
- Views: 130494
Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread
It just seems like capitulation as millions are threatened with homelessness. In other news, Kodak's (yes, that Kodak) stock went from $2 to $54 in 2 days on the news that they were awarded $765B by Trump "to support efforts to produce active ingredients needed to make generic drugs in the U.S...
- Tue Jul 14, 2020 4:48 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
- Replies: 3881
- Views: 216574
Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
That one really hits home. I wanted to be that guy when I was right out of college.
- Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:13 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: EPL Season 2019-20
- Replies: 473
- Views: 35192
Re: EPL Season 2019-20
Curious on people’s perspectives on the Fernandes penalty yesterday. Consensus in most places seems to be it should have been a foul on him rather than a penalty. My MUFC slant might not be helping, but, I see that he beat the defender to the ball enough to turn to try and hold him off, and the defe...
- Wed Jul 08, 2020 7:07 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Coronavirus - All Sports
- Replies: 891
- Views: 23568
Re: Coronavirus - All Sports
Liberal pussies
- Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:51 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name
- Replies: 2009
- Views: 57438
Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name
That is just amazing. Fucking perfect encapsulation of his presidency. Enjoying thinking about those staffers totally freaking out, but not deciding to, you know, contact the secret service to politely ask him to check his goddamn phone because they didn’t want to upset the man baby. Seriously, I’m ...
- Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:36 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart
- Replies: 1194
- Views: 47924
Re: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart
this is a good look at how Missouri's laws -- and their street potentially being considered "private" -- play into the stupidity https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/couple-points-guns-at-protesters-marching-to-st-louis-mayor-s-home-to-demand-resignation/article_9edc57ed-c...
- Sat Jun 20, 2020 5:15 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swampers on the golf course
- Replies: 270
- Views: 14850
Re: Swampers on the golf course
I struggled with my driver all last year, and then it got broke while traveling in feb. I hadn’t replaced the shaft so have been going 3wd off the tee for months. Finally fixed that baby two weeks ago and it’s made a huge difference. Also finally figured out that I was significantly over swinging. I...
- Sat Jun 20, 2020 5:10 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swampers on the golf course
- Replies: 270
- Views: 14850
Re: Swampers on the golf course
BiL and I both got memberships at the local muni, which is a pretty fine course. We have locked in the 8am tee time for Sat/Sun for the rest of the year, so I’ve been playing ~2.5x’s/wk for the last month and my game has really come around. In the 70’s now with some regularity for the first time sin...
- Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:58 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Holy Fuck DACA Survived
- Replies: 16
- Views: 360
Re: Holy Fuck DACA Survived
Just noting that Scalia died in Feb if an election year. It’s June, almost July. I know, MM has no decency or consistency, but I honestly am not convinced that they’d be able to rush a nomination through AND get the requisite votes at this point. Maybe I’m naive, but I don’t think Mitt would go out ...
- Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:41 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: EPL Season 2019-20
- Replies: 473
- Views: 35192
Re: EPL Season 2019-20
Is Harry Maguire really a top CB? Like my frame of reference would be VVD or Laporte; is Maguire really at/near that tier but a different style, or is he a guy who got a deal like them and in three years it'll be acknowledge they badly overpaid? I think he's been very good for most of the season, b...
- Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:29 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread
- Replies: 5293
- Views: 130494
Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread
I was at Costco this morning and didn't put my mask on when getting gas before going in the store. When the attendant came over to wipe down the keypad at the pump I was using, I was really embarrassed and turned away from him, covering my mouth and nose as best I could with the back of my hand and...
- Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:28 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread
- Replies: 5293
- Views: 130494
Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread
It’s getting bad here. Like really bad. Franklin county, about 25 miles south of me and where ~10-15% of our work force at the plant lives, has over 750 positive cases with a population of only 31k. That’s 1 in 40 people, which makes it one of (if not the*) hottest counties in the country. Our acti...
- Fri Jun 19, 2020 5:23 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread
- Replies: 5293
- Views: 130494
Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread
It’s getting bad here. Like really bad. Franklin county, about 25 miles south of me and where ~10-15% of our work force at the plant lives, has over 750 positive cases with a population of only 31k. That’s 1 in 40 people, which makes it one of (if not the*) hottest counties in the country. Our activ...
- Sat Jun 06, 2020 12:59 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart
- Replies: 1194
- Views: 47924
Re: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart
My family are all going to this tonight. We fuckin hate that statue and have wanted it gone for a long time. Between us and my in-laws we are are going to donate a hefty chunk towards the fine required to remove.
- Thu Jun 04, 2020 5:18 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart
- Replies: 1194
- Views: 47924
Re: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart
The upgrade in Floyd's charge and the aiding-and-abetting charge against the other three are a political move designed to placate the protestors. Which is fine by me for now. But I would really be surprised if those charges went all the way to trial. Is there possibly a different standard for this ...
- Fri May 22, 2020 4:15 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swampers on the golf course
- Replies: 270
- Views: 14850
Re: Swampers on the golf course
Fuckin Canadian rules golf.
- Fri May 22, 2020 4:10 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Excel question
- Replies: 103
- Views: 2067
Re: Excel question
Update: It was fun. Just wait to you try Hlookup or the joy of using indexmatch instead of vlookup (Lookup to the left and ability to separate lookup and return columns) I use indexmatch strings all the time and love it. Best thing I like about it is you can easily include other functions inside th...
- Sat May 16, 2020 5:45 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35741
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
My corner of Alabama is basically acting like it’s back to normal. You have about half the people beings extra cautious and the other half pretending that everything is fine. I have a bad feeling that it’s going to be an absolute mess in about three weeks.
- Wed May 13, 2020 5:18 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Weather
- Replies: 2500
- Views: 109029
Re: The Weather
Spring has been glorious in Alabama. Nicest spring in my memory of living here. Basically mid low 70’s every day for the past 6 weeks. Will hit mid 80’s next couple of days so the start of summer is here and I am ready for it now.
- Wed May 13, 2020 5:14 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name
- Replies: 2009
- Views: 57438
Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name
That’s so fucking true and has been driving me insane. And those fools think he LOVES them.