The Swamp

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Rex wrote:Half the teams in Tokyo so we can go around the clock.

Or completely disband them, but sure.

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The whole month of April should just be all the teams living together in a mansion in San Diego and playing each other at Petco from like 8am to midnight.

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If anyone gets a hit that isn't a home run this year, they should get a million dollars on the spot.

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Gunpowder wrote:Once any brown appears, something in my head makes me think "this banana is rotten and shitty now".

It's probably the color, the smell, the texture, and the taste

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So far we have 1 psychopath but 0 total complete psychopaths

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brian wrote:(Also, I think there's a strong possibility if Dalvin Cook really does fall to them that the Lions will take him...)

This would be really weird because for no apparent reason (read: I don't watch 3 seconds of college football), everytime I hear Dalvin Cook, I think of Jahvid Best

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If Foxboro had anything non-Patriots to do other than restaurants and a Bass Pro Shops, I bet tons of new people would go. Still directly because of the football game

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Yo dawg I heard you like 25-foot leads so I added a 33-foot lead.

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My team isn't participating and this is still a must-read

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D.D.Yes.

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Steve of phpBB wrote:Bold predictions - you really think every team is going to play 162 this year?

It would be the first time in 3 years, so thanks.

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Replying to Brontoburglar
It sure does

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BOS 92 70 162 TOR 89 73 162 NYY 85 77 162 BAL 76 86 162 TB 69 93 162 CLE 96 66 162 DET 83 79 162 KC 80 82 162 CWS 75 87 162 MIN 68 94 162 HOU 93 69 162 TEX 90 72 162 SEA 81 81 162 LAA 70 92 162 OAK 65 97 162 WAS 97 65 162 NYM 86 76 162 MIA 79 83 162 PHI 74 88 162 ATL 67 95 162 CHC 105 57 162 PIT 90 ...

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Johnny Carwash wrote:We start the regular season at home next week with a three-game series against Utica and then four against Danbury. Next week I'll post the game recaps and other news.

I didn't answer it, but I just got an unknown call from Danbury

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Triangle for grilled cheese or PBJ, rectangle for I think everything else

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Do we have an official starter of the prediction thread? I'm ready but didn't want to break any traditions that I didn't feel like searching for.

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Hopefully we don't open in Middlesex. Might be 10 inches. (hi...)

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Sure, anytime

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Reupped for a third tour. Thoughts and prayers.

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I'll have to do the whole thing at some point, but here's an exchange from 3 minutes into the debut episode of Monday Night Raw [Yokozuna takes off his kimono] ROB BARTLETT (of Imus fame, I guess?) - "Whoa, this guy's got his own no-fly zone!" VINCE MCMAHON - [horrendous overselling cackle...

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Jan Kodes is hip-hop slang for something

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Johnny Carwash wrote:Would people resent that they signed up early and spend most of their time on the bench while Giff is raking like a boss

This was not the scenario he described to me, that's for sure.

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Bengal needs one of those sleep rooms

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I'll take Zombie Bonnie Franklin/Alan Hunter -3.5

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brian wrote:...And it's official. 31-1 (curiously Miami the only nay vote. Not sure what's up with that.)

Super Bowl host competition?

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Sabo wrote:
Ryan wrote:Can I have some cool eyewear? Like Eric Sogard, not that punk Chris Sabo
Legend.

Geez, on your birthday no less. My bad, mediocre-to-decent and fondly remembered player of my youth!

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Freddy Garcia + Pete Davidson

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They should put it here instead

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Johnny Carwash wrote:Unfortunately glasses aren't in the game yet.

Then I agree with my stats

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Can Wlulax's jersey say Burlignton?

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Can I have some cool eyewear? Like Eric Sogard, not that punk Chris Sabo

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Johnnie wrote:I think Worcester should be the "Shire Sauces."

With a drunk Hobbit mascot (for the kids)

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Too embarrassed to stand up, probably

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Ventura Bodies Charlotte Shockmasters Dallas Pages Houston Hornswoggles Pittsburgh Poppa Pumps Raleigh Roddy Pipers Albany Warriors Scottsdale 2 Hottys Cosign, if they didn't break the big city rule Elizabeth Misses Iron Mountain Sheiks St. Paul Orndorffs Hong Kong Bundies Boothbay Harbor Loney Vir...

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Holy shit, frogs hop. Too good to ignore.

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Kitty Chiller sneaks up on you. It's like the opposite of a slump buster, but for the WNBA

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The logical next move is to make sure that Congressmen and -women aren't so reachable by phone. Can you imagine if constituents were this actively vocal about even 10% of the bills in this country?

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Green Mountain Grounds is real good

Chester Arthur's Ashes Stadium
Alchemist Field (Berman calls it the Focal Hangar)
The Howard Dean Dome

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See: Dougal Spork or Bastian Slabbers

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Ryan wrote:The Name of the Year bracket is out. I would love to do a 'cast on these (and like sports and shit), even if it's ripping off Magary. Takers?

Ibid.

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