The Swamp

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Lots of things are closed on Mondays and Sunday mentality exists whether or not you're going to work on Monday. Its unavoidable.

Verdict: You are wrong.

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Can we adjust that "overrated" to "three day weekends that include the Monday"? Because I love the Fri-Sun where on Saturday you think its Sunday and then you're like OHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT!!! when you realize its not.

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I'm more surprised those guys know how to fuck.

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It must suck to be one of the very few women who has the weathered divorcee actually-ten-years-younger-than-you'd-guess look and not be racist.

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I think he meant for countries that might actually qualify.

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Man, if you'd given me more notice I could have set up a walking tour of "Mister D's 4 Year Boston Adventure".

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Filling bags of urine around the house to cheer on Mexico tonight.

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Didn't bet. Double mad.

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Tim Seam.

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They're missing Matarrita too and he seems to drive some of their offense so maybe its not great. I don't know, I just used to really like betting on the other side when my team was a big favorite.

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Rex wrote:My theory is that the fat guys make better old pitchers, they must have a better sense of their own mortality.

David Wells ran that theory from mid 20s until just below the Hall of Fame.

mister d

Sure, I'm not saying straight up money, but +500 on a mostly even neutral matchup where the road team still probably wins more than 1 in 5?

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Of all the dramatic posts I've ever read ...

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Yeah, its hilarious to think that after the reelection I was convinced we'd bottomed out and GWB would be the dumbest president of my lifetime.

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Oh yeah, there's a whole template for power pitchers who age rather than burn out. Sabathia went through it, they have a season or two where they're the last to accept their stuff isn't swing-and-miss anymore and they get blasted and then the smart ones figure it out and adjust. I'm not even sure Ve...

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Costa Rica +500 to win seems like a pretty solid bet, no?

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I love Roth.

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Wonder how many of them posted about their seasons on message boards. Something to think about as we enter the homestretch.

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Feels like the most spot on Mad Lib ever.

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(Feels like a pretty great, if difficult, trade for Detroit.)

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The market for bat only OFs seems to have tanked a bit so that would be a massive risk.

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Perfect pic.

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Oh, gotcha. I'd think Anaheim would want assurances there.

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I still haven't returned to taking Maddow seriously after that tax return nonsense.

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Good thing they don't know "snake butts" is family slang for "dicks".

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brian wrote:Psyched that The National is coming to Las Vegas for the first time ever, less psyched that cheapest tickets will be $70 after fees.

$58 per for Boston in a 3,500 seat venue. Pretty fired up.

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Can he trigger it w/ the Angels or does it get dropped if he's traded? Because that would be very Angel-ish.

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HaulCitgo wrote:If those guys were difference makers, they would have gotten their teams further.

C'mon, that's "Ted Williams never won a ring" logic. How big is the bucket of players that wouldn't get traded straight-up for Beal?

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Losing Sancho feels like something that would make me super sad if I followed children's soccer.

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Yeah, that seems like a level of certainty you won't find in any other draft at the #3 slot.

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I don't think anyone is saying the Celtics pulled a Sirotka (or Pomeranz, for you guys), but that publicly discussing it as any sort of factor before medicals were complete was an incredibly insecure/idiotic thing to do. Cavs knew the full extent of the injury at the time of the trade and were gifte...

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I assume they're already making plans for how to cage up 88 for all off-ice hours.

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Holy shit, I forgot about Christine O'Donnell. If she'd just held back for a decade she could have walked in with this current round of fuckheads.

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I think getting >90% buy-in on "vote for this bill that we're not letting you read and are saying we don't actually want to pass" shows all you need to know about which party has more vote loyalty.

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If I know anything about the current Dem leadership, they'll recruit a primary-losing Flake to win as a D then keep voting as an R.

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I want to find some conservative dipshit who's been comatose since last August, tell him or her Clinton got elected in a landslide and then show daily news reports with just the names and other identifiers changed to get their reactions.

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Would Osweiler not immediately improve the Jets from a 0 win team to a 0 win team with a couple more TDs?

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Not to mention, we are a very stupid nation these days and if Trump accidentally gets it right in Houston, that approval is going back over 40%.

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But how does that mesh with 25% of adults voting for him and 35% still approving?

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