The Swamp

serrano · Re: Evergreen Fucks rass wrote: ↑Sat Jul 24, 2021 7:28 amKranepool 1A

rass wrote: ↑Sat Jul 24, 2021 7:28 amKranepool

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Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 7:13 pm I went from hot and extremely humid to extremely hot and not at all humid and it's incredible. It also helps that I can drive again too. Walking everywhere in swamp conditions fucking sucks.

Welcome back, Airman. Glad the Muckety-mucks finally got of their ass and got you home with the Mrs.

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I kinda want the hat. Not so much the Benidorm Bunters script ass tattoo. That Athletic article a bit over the top. I kind of like a little drunken belligerence... The other side of the coin is a corporate environment which is worse at a sporting event. I'll take the loonies and the electric atmosp...

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brian wrote: ↑Sun Jul 11, 2021 4:57 pm Glorious stuff for an English (football) hater.

While I was pulling for England (in a North Jersey suburban bar which is not insignificant in terms of bodily risk, ha) I still can’t wait to hear Barry Glendenning on the Guardian pod tomorrow.

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duff wrote: ↑Sun Jul 11, 2021 3:57 pm Can someone explain to me how a horse collar with two hands is not a red?

Can’t. It’s a red every day and twice on Sunday and VAR shoulda intervened.

ETA: AND ITS FUCKIN SUNDAY

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It’s all fun and games until the Iron Lady makes and appearance. That would cause Trouble.

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Pruitt wrote: ↑Thu Jul 08, 2021 9:33 am
Ryan wrote: ↑Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:12 am Not officially on hiatus, just can't get my shit together. Hang tight and we'll see if we can get some games in around vacations soon.
Well, while there's a lull in the schedule, there's a big tournament to follow this weekend -

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MaxWebster wrote: ↑Thu Jul 08, 2021 9:26 am flaco - a baby and a 10th grader. Gonna be an interesting winter, we'll need some reports.

Just think, Juan, if you had waited a couple of years you coulda thrown a joint christening/graduation party and saved a lot of dough.

But Congrats!

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And SMB Jordan Pickford has arrived at the Euros.

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EdRomero wrote: ↑Sat Jul 03, 2021 3:15 pm
serrano wrote: ↑Sat Jul 03, 2021 3:11 pm Is there more Wimbledon on today?
The British guy already lost to Federer

Damn.

Why are they leaving McGuire on with a yellow up 3-nil? They’re asking for him to get booted from the semi.

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Is there more Wimbledon on today?

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Aston Villa with a license to print muthafuckin’ money.

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degenerasian wrote: ↑Tue Jun 29, 2021 12:36 pm
serrano wrote: ↑Tue Jun 29, 2021 12:34 pm Well, Raheem just made things a little less tedious.
Inclusion of Grelish.

Moved Sterling to the right and BOOM!

But Raheem almost just it made it less tedious in the other direction. Lazy back pass and Thomas Mueller BLEW IT!!!

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Well, Raheem just made things a little less tedious.

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Portugal are so dirty, loads of off the ball stuff, Pepe's yellow was a straight red card for an elbow to Hazard's head. I really dislike the way that Portugal cheat/deceive. I would love to see them lose... When I was in Portugal, I was amazed at how friendly the people are. I used to live in a Po...

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Tom 1860 wrote: ↑Sun Jun 27, 2021 3:44 pm Portugal are so dirty, loads of off the ball stuff, Pepe's yellow was a straight red card for an elbow to Hazard's head.

I really dislike the way that Portugal cheat/deceive. I would love to see them lose...

CO-SIGN TO INFINITY.

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Sun Jun 27, 2021 3:03 pm
serrano wrote: ↑Sun Jun 27, 2021 2:37 pm This game is so bad, I’m thinking about redoing my taxes for entertainment purposes.
put down the crack pipe...

When I had posted that, there hadn’t even been a corner kick. So who’s riding the rock* now, huh?

*it still may be me

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serrano wrote: ↑Sun Jun 27, 2021 2:37 pm This game is so bad, I’m thinking about redoing my taxes for entertainment purposes.

Alright. Putting back the calculator. I owed, anyway.

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This game is so bad, I’m thinking about redoing my taxes for entertainment purposes.

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brian wrote: ↑Sun Jun 27, 2021 12:39 pm Good on the Czechs.

Indeed. Now they’re gonna get Hamleted. But it was a fun ride while it lasted.

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F1 to start the day, a low-key tasty match-up in the noon match, and the main course at 3, and no work for like 60 tomorrow’s? This does not suck. (Notice that I left the Phils out of that calculation and am now wondering if I would trade summer vacation for 1 save and glad this transaction is not o...

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I’ll take “teams who couldn’t hold on to a lead if it was glued onto their face like Cliff Clavin’s fake beard” for $2000 Alex. This is fucking uncanny. Goddamnit. But at least we got to see Nola tie a 53-year old record, held by a guy whose number is worn on the opposing team's sleeve this year. I...

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Belgium is scary as fuck. Like the Danes, I don't want any part of them right now. Not sure folks (the media) understand the bounce they got when it was clear De Bruyne was going to back 100 percent. Not trying to equate that emotion with the Danes, but we've all been on teams that get a guy back.....

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This game has been pretty dramatic. Because, of course, Italians.

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bfj wrote: ↑Fri Jun 25, 2021 9:38 pm That’s great. Beautiful scenery.

Video by Satchel Cronk! Holy shit what a name.

(And it was beautifully filmed. It really looks like they do that every weekend together. The power of advertising. )

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Jerloma wrote: ↑Fri Jun 25, 2021 9:08 pm Gift of Gab...

Damn. Lot of rappers dying lately and Ted Nugent is still breathing and if that ain’t proof of systemic racism, then I don’t know what is.

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I’ll take “teams who couldn’t hold on to a lead if it was glued onto their face like Cliff Clavin’s fake beard” for $2000 Alex.

This is fucking uncanny. Goddamnit.

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At least the twitterer got your gender correct, you sociopath man, you.

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How did our ancestors empty the dishwasher at night without iPhones, air pods, and podcasts? How did they get anything accomplished without constant yapping companionship? I guess we’ll never know.

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It’s hard to take England seriously when they keep playing Kane over Calvert-Lewin When Kane is allowed to roam the field, he is a hell of a lot better. He is by far Spurs' best passer and playmaker. England looks like they always do - good enough to muddle through the group stage, but ripe for the...

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Jerloma wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:37 pm
degenerasian wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:18 pm When she texted you after the date you should have been at her house. The hmmmm confirms it.

Otherwise she would have just gone to sleep.
We already did that.

Is that really droidish? I said the exact same thing she said!

C3P0 would have used the word “reprieve”.

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A_B wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 7:35 pm The basses are ready to whoop some asses.
When we on the schedule.

Calling out the commish… interesting strategy.

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The only one I got was the one your spoiler “dared to ask about”, Ryan. About 20 seconds in. Spent the next 2:40 lost in the sauce.

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Indy 500 needed a Netflix series. This race is more exciting than any F1 race this year by a long shot. And I’ve been watching the Indy 500 since Emerson Fittipaldi and Arie Lyundyk have been duking it out.

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UP THE POOL! UP THE TANGERINES!!!

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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Sun May 30, 2021 9:35 am Really looked like a handball there.

No VAR. GET IT!!!

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Tangerines just too slow on the ball after they get past the half-way line. It’s frustrating to watch.

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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Sun May 30, 2021 9:01 amOh noes

They scored too early?

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Never forget when an English guy saw me wearing my Blackpool shirt in the local bagel shop and tried to convert me to support a more stable PL side. His suggestion? QPR! Ha!

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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Sun May 30, 2021 8:59 am Game is starting right now on ESPN+. Fuck the log cabins!

Come on you Tangerines!!!

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