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by Johnny Carwash
Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:13 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Dusty Thread
Replies: 216
Views: 15934

Re: The Dusty Thread

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by Johnny Carwash
Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:43 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Most British Name
Replies: 49
Views: 2997

Re: Most British Name

Nigel Twiston-Davies, horse racing trainer.

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by Johnny Carwash
Sat Apr 20, 2013 6:52 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Game of Thrones....
Replies: 981
Views: 44425

Re: Game of Thrones....

TheHumanComa wrote:maybe the third was better?
Yes. Yes. Watch it now, and if you're still meh, the show's probably just not for you.
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Apr 19, 2013 8:17 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 Boston Marathon
Replies: 715
Views: 34961

Re: 2013 Boston Marathon

Note to TV networks: even though this is over, please do not stop interviewing random Boston residents.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Apr 18, 2013 4:12 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 Boston Marathon
Replies: 715
Views: 34961

Re: 2013 Boston Marathon

For those who haven't heard, FBI about to hold a press conference where they are expected to show pictures/video of the suspects.
by Johnny Carwash
Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:02 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Pat Summerall
Replies: 9
Views: 687

Re: Pat Summerall

For a while I've regretted not appreciating him more when I was younger. I stupidly thought he was a "bad" announcer because he didn't have any fun catchphrases and gave minimalist descriptions of plays. Now I wish we could have cloned him to replace every active NFL play-by-play guy aside...
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:11 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 Boston Marathon
Replies: 715
Views: 34961

Re: The Fucking Tel Aviv Marathon of Senselessness

It's the NY Post, so take it for what you will, but reporting that a 20-year old Saudi national at the hospital is being treated as a suspect.
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:52 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Game of Thrones....
Replies: 981
Views: 44425

Re: Game of Thrones....

The episode I downloaded had punk rock music over the last 2 minutes of audio between Jamie and whoever the captor guy was. So ridiculous. Not sure what happened there, must have been an issue with your download. In the broadcast there was no music until the cut to black, then the song (a punk vers...
by Johnny Carwash
Sun Apr 14, 2013 8:58 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Game of Thrones....
Replies: 981
Views: 44425

Re: Game of Thrones....

Someone won't be jerking off to his sister anytime soon.
by Johnny Carwash
Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:29 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The 2013 MLB thread - March/April edition
Replies: 187
Views: 9966

Re: The 2013 MLB thread - March/April edition

I heartily endorse bfj's tweet:
I'm so sick of hearing Day-O at the ballpark that I want to invent a time machine so I can punch a pregnant Mrs. Belafonte in the uterus.
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:05 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1993
Views: 200098

Re: Random Videos

Time to clear my YouTube watch history before I start getting recommendations.
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Apr 12, 2013 1:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Hodor
Replies: 39
Views: 2865

Re: Hodor

Shirley wrote:OK, so I don't watch Game of Thrones. What is this Hodor thing about? Is it a legit Swamper making some sort of really funny joke? Or is it just annoying?
He's a big dumb guy who can't say anything other than his own name.
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:22 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Hodor
Replies: 39
Views: 2865

Re: Hodor

I haven't read the books, but I have a sneaking suspicion that the series concludes with Tyrion and Hodor teaming up to form MasterBlaster.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:44 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3481
Views: 226724

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

I realized for the first time today that it's called "Downton Abbey" and not "Downtown."
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:45 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
Replies: 2145
Views: 198779

Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)

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by Johnny Carwash
Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Guns: Infinity
Replies: 1441
Views: 67147

Re: Guns: Infinity

Supposedly this is the attacker, the photo taken by one of his alleged subduers who added a nice caption:

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by Johnny Carwash
Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Margaret Thatcher
Replies: 48
Views: 3663

Re: Margaret Thatcher

Jerloma wrote:What the fuck is a tarmacadam?
I'm guessing one of these made with tar:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macadam
by Johnny Carwash
Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:22 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA meltdown thread
Replies: 194
Views: 13337

Re: NCAA meltdown thread

by Johnny Carwash
Thu Apr 04, 2013 3:31 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Roger Ebert
Replies: 19
Views: 1546

Re: Roger Ebert

You ever sit down and try to write a movie review that isn't piss poor? Even in your head? It's incredibly hard. Rex Reed is still waiting for that milestone. The list of critics who can legitimately be said to have made a greater contribution to an art form than the majority of people creating the...
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:43 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Roger Ebert
Replies: 19
Views: 1546

Roger Ebert

No link yet, but NBC news running an alert saying he has died.

This sucks. He wrote an article just a few days ago saying he was scaling back his involvement, so was concerned things may have taken a turn for the worse, but didn't expect so soon.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:41 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Replies: 1277
Views: 180101

Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Eddie Pepitone gets a pass for this:

by Johnny Carwash
Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:45 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA meltdown thread
Replies: 194
Views: 13337

Re: NCAA meltdown thread

I barely pay attention to college football anymore, but...is it a big surprise that Auburn football is getting slapped with allegations of impropriety?

Report: Auburn paid players, altered grades under Gene Chizik
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 6252
Views: 345341

Re: Temporary Television

Not that many here would/should care, but NBC made it official today that Leno will hand over the Tonight Show to Fallon next year.

My mom forwarded the story to me with the note "What? He's not even funny!" My response: "Which one?"
by Johnny Carwash
Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:05 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Temporary Pope Resigned, Now A New Temporary Pope Thread
Replies: 238
Views: 19089

Re: Temporary Pope Resigned, Now A New Temporary Pope Thread

Wearing a beige prison jumpsuit and sporting a goatee and close-cropped hair, Wallin acknowledged in court that the drug operation involved nearly four pounds of methamphetamine.
Apparently his glasses and porkpie hat were confiscated.
by Johnny Carwash
Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:24 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Game of Thrones....
Replies: 981
Views: 44425

Re: Game of Thrones....

Overall I thought it was just an OK episode, serving primarily as a refresher of where things stood at the end of the last season and a set-up for the new season's plotlines. 1-The scene with Tyrion and Tywan was brutal. Yes. Highlight of the episode by far. Charles Dance is a fucking fantastic acto...
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:51 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1993
Views: 200098

Re: Random Videos

Jerloma wrote:Xbox 360 works like Wii, now?
There's an add-on called the Kinect--a motion-sensing device that allows you to control the game by more or less acting like a spaz in front of your TV.
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:41 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1993
Views: 200098

Re: Random Videos

Holy shit, this is fantastic:

by Johnny Carwash
Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:00 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Help Me Remember
Replies: 7
Views: 1278

Re: Help Me Remember

George Michael? Though this features a dorky fake computer rather than a recliner:



The only other person I can think of that matches your description is Chuck Woolery, and I would guess it wasn't him.
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:29 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
Replies: 2060
Views: 106161

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Or you could always hop over to this place in Austria.
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:49 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1993
Views: 200098

Re: Random Videos

Do you think that guy used the whole presentation as an excuse to casually show that his wife is an attractive blonde half his age?
by Johnny Carwash
Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:54 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NOTE: (Now Renamed News and Announcements)
Replies: 190
Views: 68046

Re: NOTE: (Now Renamed News and Announcements)

Request for anglicisation of profile name (Johnny Carwash).
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:15 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1993
Views: 200098

Re: Random Videos

This demands a gif, stat:

Australian street performer punches heckler
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Los Angeles Lakers Meltdown Thread
Replies: 17
Views: 1583

Re: The Los Angeles Lakers Meltdown Thread

Grasspenis wrote: My damn leg looked like it had a hoof.
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Look out for horny Welshmen.