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Rex wrote:This paves the way for Joe Buck, no?

Don't even joke like that.

(Unfortunately, you're probably right.)

Moose ain't nothing to fuck with. Arguably the most dangerous animal to encounter in the woods in the eastern U.S. Mrs. Sabo and I saw one in the Algonquin Provincial Park when we vacationed there years ago, and DAMN was it big.

To me, it sounds like sciatica. When you feel that pain, does it run down the back of your hamstrings?

I had this problem a few years ago and a few adjustments from my chiropractor took care of it.

I can't believe someone thought this was a good idea.

Seriously. How disturbed do you have to be to think this would sell? And how even more disturbed do you have to be to buy it?

Man, there's at least one question with a serious cultural bias against people who don't have kids.

Fuck Disney and his greedy, frozen ass.

Here's just another run-of-the-mill picture of a 19-year-old Andre the Giant.

There must've been a glitch in the Matrix today because the Browns won a game on a last-second field goal. That's not supposed to happen.

The speed at which Kenny Albert and Moose Johnston ditched Mike Pereira to slobber over Johnny Manziel's appearance on the field was hilarious.

bfj wrote:Pick my beers for tonight. I'll probably have 2-3 and I'd like to switch them up. I like amber and darker, but I'm not a fan of stouts.

Dude. Cheerwine!

The porter is the only deschutes that I think is below par re: other beers of similar styles. And it isn't terrible, I just think there are a lot of better porters out there. Sabo/Pius left a Rogue Chocolate stout at Casa de Bond this past week end and it will not be awaiting their return. Good stu...

If this UK-Florida game keeps it up, I worry for AB's and Bensell's liver.

Man U announced Phil Jones is out for a month with a torn hamstring.

Hey Syb, have you seen anything about Koscielny playing this weekend? He's been hurt the last couple of games, but I didn't see anything about him coming back. I'm asking for fantasy EPL purposes.

Ari Fleischer, who was the White House Press Secretary during the Sept. 11 attacks, has been tweeting all day about what happened that day. It's pretty interesting stuff. He started tweeting around 8:30 a.m. or so. It's worth viewing his timeline. https://twitter.com/AriFleischer" onclick="...

Fall is definitely coming. Temps are in the low 60s with some wind. It's outright chilly right now.

Another excellent move would be the steelers all wearing some kind of domestic abuse ribbon tonight and refusing to pay the fines to anything other than charities to support such matters. That would be the definition of class and certainly get the leagues attention. That would be all sorts of aweso...

I'd go Vereen and West. Vereen played something like 61 snaps last week, compared to 19 or so for Ridley. There's no reason to think that won't continue. West is going to get the majority of carries for the Browns. Isaiah Crowell will get some carries, but he's a third-string back at best. He's only...

I've given Mike Brown a lot of shit over the years on the Swamp, but damn if the Bengals didn't go a great thing with Devon Still.

Well done, Mike Brown.

How many centimeters have accumulated? Or do you Canuckistanis measure snowfall in some other increment?

Hey everyone at the University of Arkansas athletic department, did no one realize this might be seen as even slightly racist?

Andorra was leading Wales 1-0 at one point yesterday. It was the first goal they'd scored in a competitive game in more than four years. Alas, Wales has Gareth Bale, and he scored two goals to give them the win.

Ryan wrote:I thought so too, but of the 31 entries I've already received, there's not one wrong answer.

I just sent my answers, and I know one of my answers is wrong.

Fuck Kranepool.

I guess there is a third - he is so unbelievably clueless about domestic violence, the message he was sending, and the fact that his league's fanbase is nearly 50% female with a whole month devoted, ostensibly to women's issues (breast cancer at least) and the fact that those streams cross, that he...

Sabo's Power Rankings of worst airports in the US:

1. ATL
2. DFW
3. BOS
4. PHL
5. MCO

That was sarcasm. Venting my bitterness over losing Gordon's services in my keeper fantasy league because of insanely low levels of weed. Also angry that the randomly labeled A sample and B sample weren't switched, since the B passed. So fucking stupid. Nobody cares about weed, and if the league di...

I imagine Gary Bettman is loving this, because he is no longer the worst commissioner in American sports.

Is Newark a decent option flying out of NYC? If so, do you just go to Penn Station and get a train out there? Pretty much. IIRC, both Amtrak and NJ Transit run from Penn Station to Newark. I think NJ Transit is the cheaper option, but if you read elflaco's Twitter account, they don't leave and arri...

The Ravens have released Ray Rice, according to the Yahoo Sports app on my phone.

Rumor has it that AB chipped in for eagle on a par 5 today. Rumor also has it that he stiffed the tee shot to within four feet on the par 3 following the eagle, which he sank for a birdie.

Rumor also has it that he then gave all those strokes back on the next two holes.

BGSU's starting QB Matt Johnson is out for the season with a hip injury. That's a huge blow for the Falcons, since BGSU was the clear favorite for the MAC East title.

Johnny Carwash wrote:Sandwiches, Ranked

By no means do I presume to be an expert and I haven't even heard of a lot of them, but no fucking way are there 13 sandwiches better than a club.

And there is nothing better than a good BLT. An Italian hoagie is first? Some East Coast fuckstick must've compiled this list.

Giff wrote:What time is the draft? I saw it was pushed back an hour, but never saw the original time.

It's currently set for 8:45 p.m. EDT tonight.

So 0 points after 5 games. 4 teams have that. What I find interesting are that 3 of the teams were Premier League squads just a few years ago (Fulham, Bolton, Pool). What is the lowest point total by a team in the Championship ever? I feel like the Pool is making a run at the record this year. Ther...

I would only use Eli if my regular QB was on a bye or dead.

I don't know who the fuck Josiah Yazdani is but I want to hug that kid because I had two units on Ohio +2 vs Kent State. He's on the Lou Groza watch list this season. I think he went 23/25 in FGs last year and didn't miss until he had more than 20. I didn't have a chance to watch the game other tha...

From today's The Fiver e-mail from The Guardian:

Man Utd have accepted a bid from Villa for Tom Cleverley. I thought they said they weren’t going to sell to their rivals?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The path to MAC championship #8 starts in 3 hours. Fire Up Chips! Any chance you'll be in Mt. Pleasant on Oct. 4 for the OU-CMU game? There's a chance I might be going to that game (assuming I can talk Mrs. Sabo into it). Incredibly unlikely. If all goes well, I will be recovering from brain surger...

brian wrote:The path to MAC championship #8 starts in 3 hours. Fire Up Chips!

Any chance you'll be in Mt. Pleasant on Oct. 4 for the OU-CMU game? There's a chance I might be going to that game (assuming I can talk Mrs. Sabo into it).

Wlu_lax, please delete my team from the league. I can't find a link or anything that will remove my team voluntarily.

I'll drop. Don't think I can make the draft tomorrow night anyway.

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