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Johnnie

That and a big fucking discrimination lawsuit.

Johnnie

AB_skin_test wrote:I cannot imagine a scenario where anyone other than Javier Bardem can wear that suit and not look like a tool.

Oh ye of little faith.

Johnnie

Songtan is pretty diverse with a little bit of everything, but I haven't thought to have anything traditional Korean be made up for me. It seems like something to do just for the ownership factor alone. For this particular arrangement I happened into the place because a friend was looking for a jack...

Johnnie

Works excellent on my desktop. My mobile doesn't have flash in the browser (damn Jelly Bean Android OS), so it's good to go for me.

Thank you, Scottie.

Johnnie

howard wrote:That is how I wanna roll. Driving a white-trash muscle car; drinkin' crap whiskey; listening to Motörhead.

That was a Caprice on dubs, right? White trash would have been a '77 Trans Am. That car was straight gangsta.

Just like Merle.

Johnnie

Picked up my suit today from the tailor. $310 for as close to what Javier Bardem is wearing in this pic. That's a $2,295 coat and $495 pants by Ralph Lauren Black Label. Needless to say, I have dropped my tax return into 4 more suits and an overcoat. http://www.gq.com/images/entertainment/2012/09/ba...

Johnnie

I only tangentially follow college basketball, and really only the University of Arizona. So, awesome Sweet 16 berth for them.

Also, this happened:

Johnnie

I think we can all agree....toilet paper hangs OVER the roll. Yea, but do you know why that's the correct answer? Because the toilet paper is embossed in such a fashion that going under-roll takes away from the aesthetics of the tissue. I read that in, appropriately enough, in an Uncle John's Bathr...

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I believe so. Right now it is set at: width="425" height="344" What dimensions did you have in mind? (ETA: They'll have to be in keeping with a YouTube standard so the dimensions don't distort the video) ETAA: 640 x 360 maybe? Anyone else have a similar observation to Dave, abou...

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I guess. It just seems that if Dumervil wanted to stay with Denver he would have, dumbass agent or not though. To just jump to Baltimore like that says something else was there that gave him motive to leave.

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The Sybian wrote:Some idiot was bitching about Sportscenter leading with the US Soccer World Cup Qualifier in the blizzard. The biggest sports story in the history of mankind, and he was bitching that it lead. Can you guys believe that shit?

Heh. Nice.

Johnnie

Ravens sign Dumervil! Ozzie Newsome is a fucking genius. So a paperwork SNAFU forced the Broncos to release him even after he decided to take a pay cut and he ends up with Baltimore because they were able to offer more than the pay cut he was agreeing to? Why didn't he just not agree to the pay cut...

Johnnie

If more of Greenland were shown, you would also see Thule Air Base.

Johnnie

Excellent post, Bapo! Very entertaining read. The Cavs have a hype man who gets a lot of face-time on the jumbotron, kind of a poor man's Will.i.am. This makes me laugh a lot for some reason. Fuck, I hate the Black Eyed Peas. During half-time, the energetic guy sitting next to me said, 'Man, I've be...

Johnnie

The amount of money that U2 maintainers and personnel get for being "deployed" there for 4 months is disgusting. The lowest ranks will clear 20 grand easy. It's awful.

Johnnie

I typically just stick to this website for quickly gauging expected prices: http://www.slickdeals.net" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; And outside of what you can find quickly with a Google search about the metrics of a good TV, my advice is to physically walk into a Best Buy...

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I want to see this internet meme mash-up happen: Rick James Joyce.

Because why the fuck not, right?

Johnnie

So here's a clearly logical reason for appeal.

Steubenville Rapist to Appeal Because His 'Brain Isn't Fully Developed'

Wow. Just fucking wow. I know not all lawyers are evil (just the overwhelming majority), but Christ on a fucking cracker, are you kidding me?

Johnnie

I know you're kidding but, I don't mind the current ranks at all. In fact, I was wondering what they were. Defunct WHA franchises are cool until whenever.

Johnnie

Random New Old New New Swamp question: Are we going to have the phony football player names from the Key & Peele skit as our profile modifier name thingies? (whatever that's called.)

Just wondering. I'm sure there are much more pressing issues, but I have to ask.

Johnnie

Korea puns. Outstanding.

Johnnie

For an herb, there's a lot of stuff it can do.

Johnnie

Oh trust me, I was dropping hints both subtle and not subtle before and after this chick decided on some dude. She's also a teaser, so I knew she wouldn't be offended. I'd make side comments and she'd respond positively. And when it got to the point where subtlety wasn't working, I flat out told her...

Johnnie

I've given up here in Korea. With no car, no off base residence, and this place having the general "we're only here a year so let's party!" attitude, it just doesn't bode well for me. Plus the ratio is skewed heavily and the girls have their pick of the litter. Plus, I'm not without my own...

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What would be the first thing you do if you wake up tomorrow and you're the opposite sex? In our case...a girl. That popped up in your Facebook feed too, eh? My random thought: Why is Jennifer Love Hewitt still relevant? Has any woman on this planet with that little talent gotten to be as famous as...

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Because the question will inevitably pop up, the website you use to download all your software in one shot is: http://www.ninite.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Let's splash into phpBB with a quickness: Aaaaaaaah. Fucking Goddamit. Did any of you guys save it so I can repost? The gif was from a vid called "Lonely Day" featuring Emily J. You can view at this link: http://hdporn69.com/lonely-day-emily-j/" onclick="window.open(this.href);re...

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Correction then. He's playing 2 years then he's either released or the deal is renegotiated.

Why does the NFL even bother having contracts that players will never fulfill?

Johnnie

Test Ride the Sybian wrote:You kids and your technology. Get off OhioCPA's lawn!

Dude, I turn 30 this year.

(I totally feel old typing that.)

Johnnie

This is mystifying:

(Got it on the 1st try! Eat your heart out, Syb.)

Johnnie

Showing the 5 year commitment is meh. (Even though years on NFL contracts don't mean anything.) It gives the impression that he's a long term acquisition. He isn't. I bet he doesn't make it past year 3. And if that's the case, just give Welker 3 years.

Johnnie

TWILTS.

Johnnie

Youse guys can take me off the milk carton now. That is if I was ever on it.

Johnnie

My late thoughts on Welker and Amendola: I hated it. From top to bottom. Amendola doesn't do anything for me. And that contract they gave him? Meh.

Johnnie

I was so heated when Andrea was like "Whew! I successfully evaded being seen by a passing vehicle by being super deep in these woods. Might as well take a nap!" Not for nothing, but the idiot should have seen 3 (!) of those mother fuckers coming at her. The 4th one on the other side should...

Johnnie

Hello, fellas. Here I was going "Man, this version of the Swamp looks like crap. Avatars on the right side. I can't distinguish when a post ends and when one begins. And I have to make up a new name? Huh? Guess I'll just wait until shit's actually fixed." So now I do create a profile and B...

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