The Swamp

Jerloma

From the following list of NFL hall of famers (Peppers voted in, induction pending) drafted #2 overall, name the player that was drafted before them (9) Tom Mack Tony Dorsett Lawrence Taylor Randy White Eric Dickerson Marshall Faulk Tony Boselli Julius Peppers Calvin Johnson CORRECT Ricky Bell (Dor...

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Guys, the spreadsheet doesn't seem to be tallying the scores and Ryan is MIA so this might be a bit slow.

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Need

Bengal
Bronto
L-Jam
pdx
Rass
Rush
Syb

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EnochRoot wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 10:02 pm I sent mine in the other day. Came in from cantonjester [@] gmail.com.

Hey can you check your sent items? I definitely don't have that. Or just PM to me here. Thx!

Jerloma

I honestly wasn't going for difficult here, but yeah in hindsight all of these questions originated from whatever useless shit happened to be floating around in my brain this week, so that adds up. Gonna shoot for lunchtime reveal tomorrow but I'm fully expecting like 4-5 of you to send them at 11:5...

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Still Need

AB
Bengal
Bronto
BSF
Carwash
Cerrano
DiS
Duff
Enoch
HaulCitgo
L-Jam
PDX
Rass
Rex
Rush
Shirley
Syb
Tony

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Congrats DiS, and please don't take this the wrong way, but why? Is it for like legal reasons/shared benefits or more of a sentimental thing? Thanks everyone! And it was a bit of a combination of shared benefits (she want's to retire in a few years, so will want to be able to put her on my insuranc...

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Congrats DiS, and please don't take this the wrong way, but why? Is it for like legal reasons/shared benefits or more of a sentimental thing?

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mister d wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 8:33 pm There are few things funnier than the guy who cares too much.

Jerloma

How do I sum up a cell so that the formula shows the column header name? So that instead of this...

=SUM(J11,M11,O11,V11,X11,Z11,AF11,AG11)

This...

=[@5Avoid]+[@14Places]+[@21Talking]+[@28Remind]+[@30Event]

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I noticed when it was running last night that all the people washing the feet were white. Those having their feet washed were not. I'm sure there's a "cleanse the sinner" thing going on there somewhere. Nothing to do with theology. Young people are leaving the church in droves mainly due ...

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Thanks, bfj. I'll be okay. You good, Giff?

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Ryan wrote: ↑Mon Feb 12, 2024 1:07 pm cAn NumbEr sEVN be a womEN?

Nope. Edited accordingly. Thanks.

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I like to give Ryan shit sometimes, but coming up with new, unique questions for this every week has to be an absolute, Herculean task. I get to do it once this week though as he prepares the epic 20 question Super Bowl. There are no head to head matchups of course and the lowest score will be the P...

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The 20-QUESTION Swamper Bowl might kick off Monday, but it might not! If someone else wants to run a Pro Bowl next week instead, I wouldn't be against it. Just don't steal my slideshow question on the 5th largest cities of Oceania. I assume this is the GPJ-signal https://i.imgur.com/LFOO8b9.jpeg Al...

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They're also dogs. Like a wolf can breed with a chihuahua if wants to.

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Bees, Snakes, and Spiders all kill people with venom, so they should be one answer. Also Bears and Cougars both maul you, so same animal basically. Maybe Alligators too! Do alligators maul?

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The Florida Democratic Party didn't even allow a primary. They just gave Biden the nomination.

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We had this conversation offline after I locked in my answers, but can you tell me why you would've said no to Human? Or would you ask for a resubmission? Because there are about 30K homicides a year (not necessarily murders), and that would easily break the top ten. Human was my first listed answe...

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We had this conversation offline after I locked in my answers, but can you tell me why you would've said no to Human? Or would you ask for a resubmission? Because there are about 30K homicides a year (not necessarily murders), and that would easily break the top ten. Human was my first listed answe...

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Ryan wrote: ↑Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:24 pm The 20-QUESTION Swamper Bowl might kick off Monday, but it might not! If someone else wants to run a Pro Bowl next week instead, I wouldn't be against it. Just don't steal my slideshow question on the 5th largest cities of Oceania.

I do!!!

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And the only reason that a mosquito directly injecting fatal parasites into someone isn't considered a deadly act is because that's more like involuntary manslaughter, just like a deer flying through your windshield after you hit it with your car.

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Humans aren't considered animals? By who? Scientists? Mammals are animals!

Myth propagated by tax-exempt institutions that we have souls and therefore are different.

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TIL that a deer and a moose are the same animal.

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Jerloma wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2024 10:32 pm I am and I can report it's very bad. Worse than you'd think.

e.g.

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HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Fri Feb 09, 2024 10:40 am I just sent mine and you better fucking deal with it. Ill send my shit whenever i please and you'll make it work and entertain us.

This pleases me tremendously.

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Unless/until the GOP separates itself from the whackadoo religious/cult bent they are on, they ain't electing a feemale to be president. These weirdos want things rolled back to 1950 (or earlier.) As long as that woman is willing to legislate their misogyny, it's even a bigger win. They feel it leg...

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I can already tell there's gonna be a lot of issues with this too...

NOTE: None of these are very indirect (e.g. "mosquitos cause malaria"). They're all a result of close encounters of one kind or another, although death may not be immediate

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This is a bad question. Lazy. Damian Lillard recently scored his 20,000th point in the NBA. Name one of the next 10 ACTIVE players (as in, below him) on the career scoring list (10) This is a great question that's breaking my brain rn... Name anyone who played for the Red Sox or Yankees since 1980 a...

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I am and I can report it's very bad. Worse than you'd think.

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This NFL Awards thing is super awkward, no? If TJ Watt doesn't win DPOY, Steeler fans on Twitter are going to lose their shit. This is insanely important to these people. They track how many times the NFL channel and website mention Miles Garrett compared to him. It's fucked up. And...it just occur...

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This NFL Awards thing is super awkward, no?

If TJ Watt doesn't win DPOY, Steeler fans on Twitter are going to lose their shit. This is insanely important to these people. They track how many times the NFL channel and website mention Miles Garrett compared to him. It's fucked up.

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Hate that I live in a country where I can't be certain that that women won't be president someday.

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Catalina dressing is really good on a roast beef sandwich with lettuce and tomato too. I think they serve that at Walt's.

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The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 7:17 am
rass wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 6:57 am I really like it, too. There are certain sandwich situations where its absence is unacceptable.

So I'm thinking this might have been a bad take?
I agree. It’s a must in roast beef sandwiches.

Have you tried mayonnaise though?

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Dead to me once they stopped selling this...

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Fuck!

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No matter how many times he says it doesn't matter when you send your answers in and it doesn't set him back at all if they come closer to the deadline, you fucking guys will just keep apologizing and making excuses. Need a name for this phenomenon.

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Jerloma, based the FB posts where she has tagged you, it sounds like your girlfriend has a great sense of humor. She does and she's absolutely unoffendable* which is fantastic for me. *This is not a word. Does anybody know a good word for that? an intriguing challenge? Have at it, Hoss.

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 11:58 am Jerloma, based the FB posts where she has tagged you, it sounds like your girlfriend has a great sense of humor.

She does and she's absolutely unoffendable* which is fantastic for me.

*This is not a word. Does anybody know a good word for that?

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