The Swamp

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I put in a Pro Bowl-level of effort into my answers... which will leave them virtually indistinguishable from my regular season play.

I also don't believe I should have been voted into the game.

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I noticed when it was running last night that all the people washing the feet were white. Those having their feet washed were not.

I'm sure there's a "cleanse the sinner" thing going on there somewhere.

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Is Romo drunk? Well, when he was urging KC to spike the ball to save time ("15 seconds") prior to the field goal at the end of the fourth quarter, about a second after he shut up, you could see Pacheco come into frame, running back across the field and line of scrimmage, then get set for ...

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No, it was terrible, just not as bad as TAKING THE BALL FIRST IN OVERTIME WHEN BOTH TEAMS ARE GUARANTEED A POSSESSION BECAUSE YOU ARE PLAYING AGAINST THE SAME QUARTERBACK WHO MADE THE LEAGUE CHANGE THE RULE, THEREBY GUARANTEEING BOTH TEAMS A POSSESSION. I wanted to ask about this ... I was thinking...

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For those of you who did not like the halftime show, can I ask why? Is it just not being a fan of Usher or something else?

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Within a couple minutes of the game ending, this proud, historical franchise had an important announcement:

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knowing full well that Kyle Shanahan is going to get another offseason full of crap -- did anyone else find his clock management at the end of the first half to be extremely weird and conservative? Chiefs got the ball to start the second half and they got a gift timeout from the Chiefs with 1:09 to...

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wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2024 1:17 pm Im brushes with fame and lacrosse...
Mariano Rivera's kid is a faceoff man for Manhattan
And Maryland has George Stamos (who I have officiated) who is apparently nephew to John

He was up here for the game on Friday.

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Someone in our town has a Cybertruck. It looks even more stupid in person. A buddy from my first base bought one. It popped up in my Facebook feed. It really does look dumb. I saw it driving down the street while walking our dog in the morning last weekend, then at our son's school last night (too ...

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It was one of the many albums bapo sent to me nearly a couple decades ago.

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The article I got that from listed deer but then said collisions with deer and moose in the description so I decided to allow both. One person did say moose. It was a running joke with a circle of my friends that Vince McMahon had a moose that would kill people upon command. But, given recent event...

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Someone in our town has a Cybertruck.

It looks even more stupid in person.

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I would be very surprised if the executive producer of the halftime show, who went after the Grammys last Sunday to defend his wife, allows any crowd shots during said halftime show, regardless of whomever is in the crowd. This lack of crowd shots would actually be normal, as the director normally d...

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Funny, I kept reading the local media use the phrase "home run hire" for the hiring.

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Giff wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 11:21 am
A_B wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:37 am
Giff wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:33 am Jesus, do y'all not trim?
Do you put yours in a little pony tail and leave them hanging and give it the old nutsack mullet?
French braids.

"Le Giff".

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Another thing about Phillips...

In our current national climate, I can absolutely see a 55-year-old white male deciding it's worth throwing his hat into the ring for a quixotic campaign after thinking about the presidential line of succession.

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Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Feb 04, 2024 11:05 amBut I still hate how they give Nikki Haley a platform.

Normalizing a racist presidential candidate through late-night television has never resulted in anything bad, though.

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brian wrote: ↑Sun Feb 04, 2024 10:33 am I thought he was in the House. Either way what an ass kicking.

He is. I knew I would phrase that incorrectly.

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I mean 95 percent is some legit third-world election stuff. Either the SC Democratic Party is as legit as Turkmenistan or just fucking give it up already. Congrats on imolating your political career dude. I'm sure a state representative who is the CEO of a century-old distilling company, sold a gel...

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Hey, this is my kid we are talking about! All this thought about what to do with him, we get to the hotel and he wants to do homework! Tried explaining grades don’t matter anymore, loosen up. So I left him in the hotel and walked to a brewery. Literally the only person there (it was 4:00), fortunat...

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My wife just suggested Downtown Disney (now called Disney Springs) for Saturday evening. When we took the kids to Disney around 10 years ago, I went to dinner with my wife and walked around, but don't remember too much. Anyone been lately? Looks like it's 20 miles from the hotel, guess we'll see ho...

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Could have finally gotten someone to financially underwrite scores on the front and this is how you treat them.

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He just really didn’t want to say ‘Comicons’ did he. I think there are just so many versions of conentions now, I feel like "comic-cons" is dying as a word. A lot of them are catch-alls that will be advertised as "sci-fi" or whatever to get cast members from TV and movie shows t...

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I've been keeping "Action Jackson" in the DVR even though I've already watched it.

Well, sounds like Friday night now includes plans. Also...

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My wife just suggested Downtown Disney (now called Disney Springs) for Saturday evening. When we took the kids to Disney around 10 years ago, I went to dinner with my wife and walked around, but don't remember too much. Anyone been lately? Looks like it's 20 miles from the hotel, guess we'll see ho...

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tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 5:54 pm I don’t know what show the red animated character is from but the gruff insistent “throw him” keeps making me giggle.

I'm an idiot, but that feels like a secondary character from the "Sonic" movies.

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At that time, had technology reached the point where they could attach a golf shirt collar to a v-neck sweatshirt or was he still in the stone age of wearing a golf shirt under the sweatshirt?

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I don’t give a shit that he’s an army veteran. Tom Cotton is the definition of a pencil-necked geek. 'You Shouldn't Be Calling Yourself a Ranger': Tom Cotton's Military Service Is Under Scrutiny from a Fellow Army Vet in Congress The junior senator from Arkansas' service record resurfaced on Saturd...

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I would love to see her get permission to land at Nellis AFB and make the crazies go even crazier. She will parachute out of one of the planes doing the flyover. And, if form has held, it'll be the Navy doing it this year. You’d know better than me but only reason it might be Air Force instead this...

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Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Jan 30, 2024 10:39 pm I would love to see her get permission to land at Nellis AFB and make the crazies go even crazier.

She will parachute out of one of the planes doing the flyover.

And, if form has held, it'll be the Navy doing it this year.

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Ben Johnson staying in Detroit.

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mister d wrote: ↑Tue Jan 30, 2024 11:53 am I will continue to not understand how anyone can hear, see or think about Greg Olsen without thinking about the 7th Floor Crew.

Every week.

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Oh, I'm all in on the Romo hate. He was helped by following Phil Simms. Aikman has the same problem that Simms had in that they haven't played in 30 years so their understanding of the game isn't what Romo's was when he first started (Simms is also a buffoon where I think Aikman is more of a cranky...

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Same as fries in burritos/sandwiches. Just meaningless chewing on filler.

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Gould was 85% from all distances over the last three seasons (66/78). Jake Moody was 80% as his replacement (24/30). Jake Moody would probably have the same percentage if he got as many 25 yard attempts as Gould did. I doubt they are even attempting a 50+ yard kick in the rain with 2023 Robbie Goul...

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tennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2024 1:52 pm

"All three phases of the game are important... (until it becomes time to put resources toward the third phase)."

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EnochRoot wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2024 7:32 pm The outro music was San Francisco's own The Greg Kihn Band's "Jeopardy."

They also played "I Don't Know Anything" when things went sideways in the third quarter.

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When you rule it a turnover, you get to review without costing either side a time out.

And this review won't take long.

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