The Swamp

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Chargers be Chargering.

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There’s no penalty for illegal man downfield if he scrambles, right? Doesn’t it only gets called if he passes?

Still burping wine.

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And for the record, I love Kittle.

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Kittle’s the best all around, but Kelce’s pass catching ability is so Good that it’d result with a team with results in a better offense. I think I’d put Taylor and Ekeler above McCaffery. But I’m not drinking any fucking Merlot. It could also help an offense to have a tight end that can actually l...

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Kittle’s the best all around, but Kelce’s pass catching ability is so Good that it’d result with a team with results in a better offense. I think I’d put Taylor and Ekeler above McCaffery. But I’m not drinking any fucking Merlot.

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The 49ers offense is like Alabama. Someone is wide open every play and then they run for 20 yards after the catch. I will take the L on this one, because I thought for a long time that Kyle Shanahan was a little overrated as a coach. But he’s really one hell of a play designer. They repeatedly pick...

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That’s not a dunk, that’s two counts of murder.

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The 49ers offense is like Alabama. Someone is wide open every play and then they run for 20 yards after the catch. I will take the L on this one, because I thought for a long time that Kyle Shanahan was a little overrated as a coach. But he’s really one hell of a play designer. They repeatedly pick...

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The 49ers offense is like Alabama. Someone is wide open every play and then they run for 20 yards after the catch. I will take the L on this one, because I thought for a long time that Kyle Shanahan was a little overrated as a coach. But he’s really one hell of a play designer. They repeatedly pick...

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I feel bad for Christian Kirk. I can’t be the only one who hears his name and thinks “Kirk? That Trump-loving, lying-ass motherf… oh. CHRISTIAN Kirk.”

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Poor bastard had to do a Thursday night game between Denver and Indy that went into OT. That’s the least they could do.

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tennbengal wrote: ↑Sat Jan 14, 2023 6:25 pm A 49ers/Bills Super Bowl would make Chris Berman happy so I’m gonna go ahead and veto that idea.

FO has their chance of special Super Bowls from occurring, and they call a SF-Buf match as “ Chris Berman's Dream”, as “ Chris Berman's Wet Dream” would probably be too much.

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Nice. Apropos of nothing, I'm looking forward for L-Jam4 to hit 13 so we can start watching Godfather/Godfather II/GoodFellas as a family. Since there's a couple BJ scenes in GF; and Tattaglia gets got while in bed with his "employees", I'll clear it first with their mom. Amusingly, the vi...

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Listening to ESPN Daily's podcast today about Bills Mafia. Are they like the other Mafia, where to be truly made you have to be able trace all your ancestors to WNY, otherwise you're merely an associate?

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Next thing you know, the kid from the popeye's meme will be getting money at a D2 school. Can't have that. Just learned this week that kid is from right near where I live now. North Orange's finest! Please tell me you know there's no North Orange and you were just busting ball. Orange, East Orange,...

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Next thing you know, the kid from the popeye's meme will be getting money at a D2 school. Can't have that. Just learned this week that kid is from right near where I live now. North Orange's finest! Please tell me you know there's no North Orange and you were just busting ball. Orange, East Orange,...

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DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 12:10 am Fuck Travis Tritt....conspiracy theory mf'er...

Does he still look like Aidy Bryant impersonating Travis Tritt wearing a lot of makeup?

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Speaking of spades. Deuce of diamonds (#3 after the Big and Little) is a diamond, right? Like if diamonds are led and that’s the only diamond in your hand, you have to play it, right? Because I’ve been close to flipping the table when I called a foul on it.

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Why bother? They're supporters of TFG, it's not like they're going to act or debate in good faith. Fuck 'em.

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Disagree. I think any playoff appearance when it comes unexpectedly is a net positive for both the team and its fans. Case in point, Philly in '21 had minimal expectations. They rose from the morass that was the bottom of the NFC playoff contenders and made the #7 slot. I knew like everyone that Tam...

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I’m happy to say I’ve never heard that Scientology story. I’m also happy Jerrod Carmichael was dropping bombs like he was.

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Couple that with the fact that to get a lower pick for your team would require you to be worse at your job, which would directly affect negatively your next contract for both players and coaches.

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Probably not a coincidence, but starting this past fall my asthma would kick in when the gas-powered fireplace was on. I’ve needed to hit my inhaler considerably more than any time in my adult life.

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Apropos of hardly anything, the Bills won the regular season DVOA title, and became only the 7th team since 1981 to finish in the top 5 DVOA in all three phases, joining the '85 Bears, '91 Washington, '92 Eagles, '96 Pack, and both the '12 and '15 Seattle.

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Any time I need a lift over the last week or so I look at this and replay it like 300 times in a row:

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Is it irony if a white-trash, black-hating racist like her uses hip-hop as walk-up music?

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If they want to set the stadium decibel record at Ralph Wilson, put Damar on the video board and have him start the opening line of "Shout!'

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The Giants are locked in for their slot coming into today’s game in Philly. I’m frankly disappointed they kicked a FG from 4th and goal from the 5 down 19-0. Go for the score, if merely to give players some stats.

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Anybody’s rooting interests to make the Playoffs? Mine would be Jacksonville, Detroit, and… fuck it. Pittsburgh.

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They need to bring canes back into the chamber.

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Keeping the Senate was key for the simple reason that Democratic-appointed Federal judges, not merely SC Justices, are going to be continued to be approved for the next two years every time there's an opening. Think white-collar prosecutors. Think civil-rights attorneys. Think environmentally friend...

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Their whole fucking platform is going to be sweep January 6th under the rug, conflate Hunter Biden’s laptop, and remove consumer protections because it’s going to cost their stock portfolio half a percent of yield. Let them twist in the win. In fact, every vote when they nominate Jeffries they shoul...

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I get that, but all of the Republicans did that right? This forum, at least, is not going to identify a Republican who would be acceptable. And Jeffries isn't going to win. So I'm wondering at what point you lock in the guy who has been weakened rather than risk someone that rallies the weirdos. He...

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Rex wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 1:37 pm I love a good shitshow, but are we at the point where the Democrats should just cast a few votes for Kevin at the end, to lock him in?

No, fuck him. He kowtowed after January 6. Make him suffer.

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Johnnie, have you ever thought of running for public office? You’re certainly plugged in, and I would bet there would be at least some appreciation of your blunt attitude. If John Kennedy, a Rhodes fucking Scholar, could conceivably fake himself as a Bayou Bumpkin and get monetary support, I would ...

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Johnnie, have you ever thought of running for public office? You’re certainly plugged in, and I would bet there would be at least some appreciation of your blunt attitude. If John Kennedy, a Rhodes fucking Scholar, could conceivably fake himself as a Bayou Bumpkin and get monetary support, I would t...

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At the risk of turning this into a Russian Lit thread, War and Peace . I've been considering jumping in feet first and reading it, merely for my own edification. I'm not doing this for a bragging thing, especially since I don't do cocktail parties. I've never read Russian Lit before, and I know enou...

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I knew the story Steve referenced. He’s the Padres career HR leader with 163. That seems really, really low, especially for a team that’s been in existence for over 50 years. People talk about bad franchises (and I’ll accept the slings and arrows for mine) but man, the Padres are really a disappoint...

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Ryan wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 8:23 am
L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 05, 2023 8:46 pm I think it’s more to do with playoffs. The Football Outsiders guys today said there were reports of making the AFCCG at a neutral site if KC faces either the Bills or Bengals.
Cleveland is the obviously hilarious choice but they'll puss out and do Detroit, won't they?

Funnier than Indy?

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