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- Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:01 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Getting the spins
- Replies: 3330
- Views: 222328
Re: Getting the spins
Speaking of SF, I almost died (traffic came to a sudden stop ahead of me, slammed the brakes, ended up swerving a bit to the right, and luckily the lady flying down the right lane in her Audi was paying attention (and driving an Audi?, QUATTRO!!!) and was able to miss me) with that fucking Foxygen ...
- Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:40 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
- Replies: 1439
- Views: 110184
Re: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
Nice beaver(s).
- Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:32 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
- Replies: 2619
- Views: 159231
Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
hahahahahaha
- Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:25 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Another Twothousandthirteen NHL Thread
- Replies: 241
- Views: 30609
Re: Another Twothousandthirteen NHL Thread
I assume you've been too busy La Salle-vating to come back in here and complain about the reckless hit by Nash last night?mister d wrote:But there's no such thing.ZMan wrote:It's kind of cheesy they credit that to Brodeur. Should simply be an own goal on Staal.
- Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:06 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Temporary (Still?) Onion Thread
- Replies: 110
- Views: 10356
Re: Temporary (Still?) Onion Thread
Wrong horse (not to mention wrong Canadian (I think), but you knew that).howard wrote:You cynic
I made this for some Swamp related reason years ago:
- Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:43 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Harry Reems
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1076
Re: Harry Reems
69! *cumshot*mister d wrote:If you watched "classic" porn, wouldn't you just spend the entire time thinking about how everyone on screen is now in their 60s and 70s?
- Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:38 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Another Twothousandthirteen NHL Thread
- Replies: 241
- Views: 30609
Re: Another Twothousandthirteen NHL Thread
It's going to be real fun facing a well rested Pittsburgh squad, including the return of Malkin (bonus!), tonight. Nothing builds the confidence needed to take on the #1 seed like being outscored 10-1 in the third period of your last three games. The fun thing about being an Islander fan is that I ...
- Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:28 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: What?? Are you drinking?
- Replies: 935
- Views: 42812
Re: What?? Are you drinking?
I think Beer Contrarian might be more appropriate.
- Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:39 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Getting the spins
- Replies: 3330
- Views: 222328
Re: Getting the spins
Speaking of SF, I almost died (traffic came to a sudden stop ahead of me, slammed the brakes, ended up swerving a bit to the right, and luckily the lady flying down the right lane in her Audi was paying attention (and driving an Audi?, QUATTRO!!!) and was able to miss me) with that fucking Foxygen s...
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:48 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
- Replies: 278
- Views: 16544
Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
Deadspin has collected some ridiculous pictures of Bhullar in action.Scottie wrote:Oddly, there are four Canadians on the New Mexico State team, including 7'5" Sim Bhullar who is surely the tallest Punjabi in the NCAA as well.
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:02 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
- Replies: 278
- Views: 16544
Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
So is papaduff still missing, and if so did BSF21 behead him during the interregnum?
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:52 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
- Replies: 278
- Views: 16544
Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
For the last few years I’ve had two brackets to represent the two sides of every basketball fan – the stat junkie and the emotional basket case (pun not intended). One bracket was the calculated research-driven bracket. I poured over that bracket using data I exhaustively collected: RPI, strength o...
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:43 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
- Replies: 278
- Views: 16544
Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
Yes and not that I know of.Jerloma wrote:Is anyone else running a bracket tourney on CBS and is it just having all kinds of technical issues?
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:42 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
- Replies: 1439
- Views: 110184
Re: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
The Irrepressible Ingenuity Of People Who Draw Dicks In Video Games
I love that someone came up with the "time to cock" concept.
I love that someone came up with the "time to cock" concept.
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:04 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Bathroom Etiquette
- Replies: 266
- Views: 15850
Re: Bathroom Etiquette
I was about to leave.
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:59 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL meltdown thread: the slow two-minute drill to disaster
- Replies: 203
- Views: 14040
Re: NFL meltdown thread: the slow two-minute drill to disast
Damn Mark Duper. Beat up and threatened to kill a "teenager" after arguing with him while playing video games.
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:56 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Free Agency
- Replies: 351
- Views: 28533
Re: NFL Free Agency
The Chicago papers are reporting that Brian Urlacher has given up on re-signing with the Bears. He wanted two years, $12 million, but the Bears (who are pretty close to against the cap and have to deal with Cutler's free agency next year) gave him a one year, $2 million offer. I wouldn't rule out a...
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:31 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Bathroom Etiquette
- Replies: 266
- Views: 15850
Bathroom Etiquette
A co-worker just stopped himself mid-piss to pull out his wallet to try and pay me for the office bracket pool. I didn't have any change on me. Hope he washes his hands before he makes it down to my office later.
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:23 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamper on the scene: Heat at Cavs, 3/20/13
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1433
Re: Swamper on the scene: Heat at Cavs, 3/20/13
Game time. Let's go. And then we noticed some guys in suits walking on the floor under the scoreboard, and some kids with towels trying to mop up something. Apparently the fuel from the pyro was leaking. The players were sent back to the locker rooms, the scoreboard was lowered, a dude with a ladde...
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:15 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 233736
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
First thought I had was "Silence of the Lambs", so I headed off to youtube and found a four year old video where someone had already captioned that scene as "Spiderman that hoe".Jerloma wrote:For the record, it's when you jerk off in your hand and then sling it at someone.
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:08 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
- Replies: 278
- Views: 16544
Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
Wait a second, the ACC is the favorite conference of Alabama? I'm assuming they just used the conference of the region's most referenced team. Since they limited the list of referenced teams to the 68 in the tournament, it will probably show odd results for a state like Alabama (or WV) where the bi...
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:13 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp NYC Meetup
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1928
Re: Swamp NYC Meetup
Sorry gentlemen, but I'm out. I got a call from a college friend who I don't see all that often these days and who never actually takes the initiative to organize something as basic as heading out to a bar to watch some games, but damn if he didn't actually do that this week. Again, sorry and have a...
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:37 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Another Twothousandthirteen NHL Thread
- Replies: 241
- Views: 30609
- Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:00 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
- Replies: 278
- Views: 16544
Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
Might have been another kind of tinkle.
- Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:19 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
- Replies: 2060
- Views: 110426
Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
Yeah, sorry I don't have anything more useful.
I'm sure you'll get your Saxon in Germany, though.
I'm sure you'll get your Saxon in Germany, though.
- Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:20 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
- Replies: 2060
- Views: 110426
Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
You want a Sun Woo Kim on the streets but a Jin Ho Cho in the bed, is that it? Also, I'm assuming nobody has used Pusan yet only because it's now officially called Busan which just isn't vagina enough, and not because you didn't know it was a city in the first place. Hey look, it's Mr Jeopardy Suwo...
- Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:55 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
- Replies: 2060
- Views: 110426
Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
39? You shoulda just whipped it out. maybe if you stopped using terms like "friend zone" she wouldn't think you were gay and would lick your balls. Yeah guys, Johnnie really puts the "demasculinized" in DMZ! Perhaps when dealing with these women, if you stopped concentrating so ...
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:52 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Another Twothousandthirteen NHL Thread
- Replies: 241
- Views: 30609
Re: Another Twothousandthirteen NHL Thread
Great sequence for the Pens. Just as they kill off a (questionable-ish) double minor against Cooke, they get an odd man rush (including Cooke) and score. Killer.
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:30 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Jurgen Klinsman Experience
- Replies: 301
- Views: 22564
Re: The Jurgen Klinsman Experience
Champagne meet bow.
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:52 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
- Replies: 278
- Views: 16544
Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
God must have been busy with something else on that last possession.
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:55 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp NYC Meetup
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1928
Re: Swamp NYC Meetup
Hey, whothefuckareyou???temporassy wrote:I haven't checked the bus schedule, but I would guess between 6:30 and 7:00, or thereabouts. If it needs to be said, don't hold up dinner for our sake. Just let us know where to go.
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:31 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)
- Replies: 477
- Views: 61547
Re: Grantland
AB_skin_test wrote:I don't know how grantland should feel about this new thread...
This just in: I'm dead, and don't give a fuck!
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:07 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL meltdown thread: the slow two-minute drill to disaster
- Replies: 203
- Views: 14040
Re: Tea
Finally, a thread in the Swamp that my wife would absolutely dominate. Step aside, squirt. I'm here to talk tea with these maggots. Which one of you microphallus bitches wants to be the first into the dungeon of darjeeling? This was one of the funniest things I've read in awhile. Well done. And tuc...
- Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:53 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NOTE: (Now Renamed News and Announcements)
- Replies: 190
- Views: 68393
Re: NOTE: (Now Renamed News and Announcements)
Thanks for all of your work on this place Scottie.