The Swamp

So I'm more than halfway through an early Bond novel and not only hasn't he killed/fucked anyone yet, he even declined to jump into the sleeping bag of the gorgeous chick he's stuck with on an island.

It's not really about money (unless you go to 4-star restaurants for your first date). When I started meeting more girls through a dating site, I always offered to pay and was always turned down, even by those I ended up dating anyways. So now I don't even bother to ask. My friends said that if they...

Tyler Emerick ‏@TylerEmerick 1h Bloomquist on #Dodgers pool celebration: "They have a lot of veteran players on their team. I thought they had more class than that." ETA: Tyler Emerick ‏@TylerEmerick 1h Bloomquist: "I would expect them to act with a little more class than they did. I...

paying the bill? Girls still expect it and will mark you down if you don't. Not sure about that. I had dinner once with 4 female friends when we were all single and started to talk about first dates, and 3 of them ripped me to shreds when I told them that stuff (and the last one is quite old school...

does anyone watch the Danish show Borgen ? About a female PM. Pretty good and it's fascinating to watch the small differences between politicians here and there.

I think Arsenal is the one least likely to make it out. I think you're either underestimating Arsenal or really overestimating Marseille. Down here, almost everyone has already written OM out. Arsenal may not have great players but almost all of them are better thant their Ligue1 counterparts, some...

So just when you think he's hit rock bottom...
A- Rat's people leaked Braun and Cervelli (hola amigo !!) to the press

AussieDave wrote:Miguel Ángel Scourge

I like it. I should get a jersey of some kind with "Scourge" on the back...

Let's buy in bulk, I got Sandro Scourge

Without Posey and later the other guys mobbing him, I could have sworn it was a gif of him watching a hit spoil his special night.
Smile Timmy !!

They framed Friedel's head perfectly in that Under Armour logo. "I am crushing your head, right now!" http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yszAa9vdzLA/T4XZ6tU_BTI/AAAAAAAAAfE/Wxsk0H7_CMo/s1600/CrushingYourHeadFun_thumb.jpg Great !! It sill amuses me to do it from time to time but of course, almost n...

David Villa to Atletico, Mario Gomez from Bayern to Fiorentina
And still trying to play for every PL club, Anelka to WBA

What"s the point of bringing in a LHP to pitch to a lefty if he's hitting .354 against southpaws ? Fucking Joe.

The bling ring was a snorefest. So they rob one celebrity's house, and another, and another.....

Party like it's early 90s all over again !! Last week I saw the Breeders, tonight, just back from My Bloody Valentine (with apparently both eardrums fucked). Good sets but let's just say that total minutes of interaction with the audience don't go over 5 minutes for both bands combined . And luckily...

Office finale was fine. Not overtly funny but overall, nice to see everyone and earlier bits, and I really liked thr way they closed out most things, especially Jim and Pam.

Creed with a beard in the audience or the twist after his speech ? Now that was funny.

Last week's office would have been perfect as a series finale, so they better not fuck it all up for the actual finale. Felt like the kick-ass first seasons.

Using Mom's death to get sympathy sex ? Closing deal and rubbing it in Pete's face ? Having a stewardess as fuck buddy and scheme partner ? I love Successfull Sterling !! This episode was fantastic. Even Ormond's French was good. My favorite small moment may be Ginsberg blurting out "You had to...

One of my favorite authors is Bill Bryson. Especially his humorous travel books. Today I read that Robert Redford is making a movie of one of his best, A Walk in the Woods , with Redford playing Bryson, and Nick Nolte playing his goofball friend, Katz. Could be good. link I love Bryson's stuff. I f...

Weatherfrog wrote:I tried to buy an MC Hammer tape once and my mother made me return it.

I LOLed.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Genesis_-_We_Can%27t_Dance.jpg First album I remember owning (cassette): http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/41/Bryan_Adams_WUTN.jpg Oh Teen TFG listened the shit out of this one and its follow-up, BA's best of. Thank you Robin Hood !! http://up...

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:5 different Yu Darvish pitches at once.

That's fantastic. Next time someone wants me to explain baseball (right after the "so, do you bat or are you on the field ?" dreaded one), I'll show them this video

Kris Jenner is Kim Kardashian's MOM ? Every time I heard her name, always thought it was her dad.

rass wrote:I also enjoyed the last two episodes of Community. And this week, puppets!

I lost it when Jeff started telling his campfire story and an off-screen Dean had puppet Dean hugging Puppet Jeff.

I'm a few days late in my rant but in all the cherry-picked stats, Opening-day hitting streak is probably the stupidest/worst one.

Fuck, didn't notice Scottie already went with LeName route.