Just like Tom Brady didn't want those balls deflated.
(If the show has your name on it, and you've got at least a semblance of stealing shit in your stand up, she should be much more aware and vet the jokes harder. Probably terribly difficult but I think it's pretty clear that she stole shit.)
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- Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:42 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
- Replies: 1277
- Views: 179945
- Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:15 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
- Replies: 1277
- Views: 179945
Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
What am i missing.
OH! A plagiarism joke!
OH! A plagiarism joke!
- Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:02 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
- Replies: 1277
- Views: 179945
Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Absolutely. There is some gray area for sure. But the Patrice O Neal stuff was blatant. And I give a bit of leeway to her not checking her writers, but that one with the Magician was ridiculous.
- Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:46 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
- Replies: 1277
- Views: 179945
Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
So Amy Schumer is being accused of some significant plagiarism, and this stuff is pretty damning.
- Thu Jan 28, 2016 8:41 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NBA Season 15-16
- Replies: 413
- Views: 23023
Re: NBA Season 15-16
NBA All Atar Halftime Performer: Sting.
- Thu Jan 28, 2016 8:26 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge January 2016 (SPOILERS re: L-Jam)
- Replies: 267
- Views: 11257
Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge January 2016 (SPOILERS re: L-J
AB 15-4
howard 14-5
Pruitt 11-8
BSF 10-9
rex 11-7 can't math
Staking a lead!
howard 14-5
Pruitt 11-8
BSF 10-9
rex 11-7 can't math
Staking a lead!
- Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:34 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
- Replies: 2496
- Views: 210251
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Pot meet kettle.
- Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:32 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Connection of Amazing Live Acts
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2072
Re: Connection of Amazing Live Acts
Godfather isn't royalty.
- Wed Jan 27, 2016 8:21 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
- Replies: 2496
- Views: 210251
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
To be fair, people with six million dollars aren't huge Obama fans.
- Wed Jan 27, 2016 4:13 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Fall Reading Thread
- Replies: 45
- Views: 2658
Re: Fall Reading Thread
You probably didn't expect that.
- Wed Jan 27, 2016 1:49 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL meltdown thread: the slow two-minute drill to disaster
- Replies: 203
- Views: 13776
Re: NFL meltdown thread: the slow two-minute drill to disast
I'm sure it's been mentioned before, but... These guys have been playing full contact football since they were pee wees. By the time they reach the NFL, a lot of the damage has already been done. I know - I'm thinking like an NFL lawyer, but isn't the NCAA also culpable? And high school leagues... ...
- Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:07 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Super Bowl 50 Thread
- Replies: 187
- Views: 6446
Re: Super Bowl 50 Thread
Ha ha. John Fox was the previous coach for both of these teams!
- Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:53 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: OFFICIAL Eat Right & Get Fit Challenge
- Replies: 1598
- Views: 106433
Re: OFFICIAL Eat Right & Get Fit Challenge
Down 8 pounds total in a week and a half. Portion control really working out. Put on about 1.5 pounds on cheat day (mexican, tater tots and buffalo chicken pizza, beer and some bourbon) but have lost that back plus another 1.8 pounds so far this week. Diet says 5-6 firsst week then 2-3 each week aft...
- Wed Jan 27, 2016 9:23 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL meltdown thread: the slow two-minute drill to disaster
- Replies: 203
- Views: 13776
Re: NFL meltdown thread: the slow two-minute drill to disast
And high school leagues... #1 reason I think it all comes crashing down sooner rather than later. Exactly what I was thinking. A few choice lawsuits could sound the death knell of the sport in its current form. So, would we still watch if it was closer to flag football? Easterbrook used to advocate...
- Wed Jan 27, 2016 8:10 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL meltdown thread: the slow two-minute drill to disaster
- Replies: 203
- Views: 13776
Re: NFL meltdown thread: the slow two-minute drill to disast
I'm sure it's been mentioned before, but... These guys have been playing full contact football since they were pee wees. By the time they reach the NFL, a lot of the damage has already been done. I know - I'm thinking like an NFL lawyer, but isn't the NCAA also culpable? And high school leagues... ...
- Wed Jan 27, 2016 8:04 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL meltdown thread: the slow two-minute drill to disaster
- Replies: 203
- Views: 13776
Re: NFL meltdown thread: the slow two-minute drill to disast
Tyler Sash, 27 year old who had history of concussions in the league and died of painkiller OD found to have had Stage 2 CTE . Significant because of his age and that Stage 2 is not usually presnt in his age range. Most of the test subjects were older so it's unusual (but only by sample size, most l...
- Wed Jan 27, 2016 7:35 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge January 2016 (SPOILERS re: L-Jam)
- Replies: 267
- Views: 11257
Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge January 2016 (SPOILERS re: L-J
howard 14-4
AB 14-4
Pruitt 11-7
Shirley 10-8
AB 14-4
Pruitt 11-7
Shirley 10-8
- Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:03 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Its Name Is Jonas
- Replies: 57
- Views: 1998
Re: Its Name Is Jonas
Prob never gonna get my street plowed - so left the house this morning and walked to work - 5.1 miles from my house to downtown as it turns out. Took about an hour and forty five - mostly could be on sidewalks but some having to use streets and had to scramble over a few mounds of snow. Good god. N...
- Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:31 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NBA Season 15-16
- Replies: 413
- Views: 23023
Re: NBA Season 15-16
Holy Shit. " According to the sources, Griffin and the equipment staffer got into an argument in a restaurant during the team’s trip to Toronto. Griffin hit the man, who then left the restaurant and went outside. Griffin followed him outside and hit him again. Griffin suffered a suspected fract...
Re: Bagels
I'll have you know I was good friends with the Jewish kid in my hometown.
- Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:12 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Official Spammer Discussion Thread
- Replies: 142
- Views: 18974
Re: Official Spammer Discussion Thread
I dunno. I think a lesbian might be very qualified to give pointers.sancarlos wrote:That doesn't sound like Abby.
- Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:44 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Super Bowl 50 Thread
- Replies: 187
- Views: 6446
- Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:16 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NBA Season 15-16
- Replies: 413
- Views: 23023
Re: NBA Season 15-16
So Blake Griffin apparently punched a staffer and broke his hand. Real talk for you lawyers...can they not pay him for the duration of whatever time that injury causes him to miss? Not a basketball injury.
- Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:33 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Super Bowl 50 Thread
- Replies: 187
- Views: 6446
Re: Super Bowl 50 Thread
I'll let the no bullet points slide since you are correct.tennbengal wrote:Panthers by 20.
Re: Bagels
Not when you're eating both sides of it at once in a sandwich bite. Just my opinion.mister d wrote:But making a bagel soft makes it worse.
Re: Bagels
You steam them to soften the bread a little, but it doesn't get soggy. They're good. They aren't everywhere but I have had them before. I think I got one in Columbus for work. Not sure where. It's not sacrilege.
(Yes, it is funny to think you can get a good bagel in Lexington, JLO.)
(Yes, it is funny to think you can get a good bagel in Lexington, JLO.)
- Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:02 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge January 2016 (SPOILERS re: L-Jam)
- Replies: 267
- Views: 11257
Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge January 2016 (SPOILERS re: L-J
howard 13-4
AB 13-4
Moreta 12-5
Pruitt 11-6
Shirley 9-8
chedda 6-11
Duff 7-10
AB 13-4
Moreta 12-5
Pruitt 11-6
Shirley 9-8
chedda 6-11
Duff 7-10
- Mon Jan 25, 2016 7:48 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: OFFICIAL Eat Right & Get Fit Challenge
- Replies: 1598
- Views: 106433
Re: OFFICIAL Eat Right & Get Fit Challenge
I should try the Day-Off diet. I am on a good regular workout regimen these days and my meals are usually pretty healthy but I snack too much and I drink a fair bit on a regular basis. So, I'm not getting so much benefit from the working out. The pants are certainly looser which is good, but the be...
- Mon Jan 25, 2016 7:45 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Lunch Thread
- Replies: 581
- Views: 25334
Re: The Lunch Thread
Barely.DSafetyGuy wrote:So, a little less smart?A_B wrote:So still on the Day Off diet, lost 6.2 pounds last week. Solid start. And just dicovered the Chirashi Bowl. Low calorie, packed with protein and good fats with a complex carb portion. Perfect lunch! Who knew.
- Mon Jan 25, 2016 1:08 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Lunch Thread
- Replies: 581
- Views: 25334
Re: The Lunch Thread
So still on the Day Off diet, lost 6.2 pounds last week. Solid start. And just dicovered the Chirashi Bowl. Low calorie, packed with protein and good fats with a complex carb portion. Perfect lunch! Who knew.
- Mon Jan 25, 2016 9:13 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Its Name Is Jonas
- Replies: 57
- Views: 1998
Re: Its Name Is Jonas
Must be an old school Sybian to still have a pull chord.The Sybian wrote:...was taking forever to start. then the chord snapped. I've never been this sore in my life, primarily in muscles I didn't know existed. On the plus side, I replaced the chord, put the machine back together and finally got it working.
- Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:20 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL PLAYOFFS SWAMPCRASH - FIRST ROUND
- Replies: 79
- Views: 2683
Re: NFL PLAYOFFS SWAMPCRASH - FIRST ROUND
But I said it very calmly.rass wrote:A_B wrote:Can we talk about how smart I am please?
- Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:20 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2016 NFC Playoffs
- Replies: 150
- Views: 6115
Re: 2016 NFC Playoffs
So...super smart. Just saying.
- Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:17 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL PLAYOFFS SWAMPCRASH - FIRST ROUND
- Replies: 79
- Views: 2683
Re: NFL PLAYOFFS SWAMPCRASH - FIRST ROUND
Stoic. That's me.
- Sun Jan 24, 2016 8:36 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2016 AFC playoffs
- Replies: 300
- Views: 12185
Re: 2016 AFC playoffs
Can we talk about how smart I am please?
- Sat Jan 23, 2016 7:44 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Its Name Is Jonas
- Replies: 57
- Views: 1998
Re: Its Name Is Jonas
Yeah. 69 but had a lot of health problems. Actually was a big guy with uk and their donor system for athletics. He sold the bar we have in our house now to my father in law. It has part of the floor from the 96 final four as a piece that goes around the outside. We love it.
- Sat Jan 23, 2016 7:31 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Its Name Is Jonas
- Replies: 57
- Views: 1998
Re: Its Name Is Jonas
Well shit. One of the neighbors I shoveled for died at some point between two yesterday when I spoke with him and today at 4. Dang. Really weird.
- Sat Jan 23, 2016 11:54 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Barclays Premier League 2015/2016-and other Euro League talk
- Replies: 539
- Views: 30438
Re: Barclays Premier League 2015/2016-and other Euro League
I swear. I think Man U has taken no more than 7 points when I've watched them this year.
- Fri Jan 22, 2016 9:53 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Its Name Is Jonas
- Replies: 57
- Views: 1998
Re: Its Name Is Jonas
I shoveled mine and two neighbors walks and driveways three times today. Ovchkin is a puss. Snowblower. Loser.
- Fri Jan 22, 2016 9:09 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NBA Season 15-16
- Replies: 413
- Views: 23023
Re: NBA Season 15-16
DC47 wrote:What exactly did the Currys figure out?
That they were better than he cavs without two of their here best players.