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Q5 - Name any playable event in the Nintendo Entertainment System version of either Track & Field or California Games (12) CORRECT ANSWERS BMX (1) - Wlu Flying Disc (1) - Rush Hammer Throw (1) - Bronto Half Pipe (2) - Cerrano, Sybian Hurdles (2) - BFJ, BSF Surfing (2) - Brian, Sancarlos 100 Met...

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The Sybian wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:So you're saying you're a racist and you can't wait to be able to show it off?
No, some of my internet friends are black. I even met one of them!

Who? Johnnie?

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Fuck the victim card. Be the Cad, not the Card.

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Fuck it. Everyone are adults here. Here's worst case scenario playing out: Shallow Bitch: Hey, did you know that [DegerAsian] guy you set me up with? Co-Worker: Yes. Sorry to hear it didn't click. SB: Well, listen to this. He texted me and said if I want to fuck him, then get in touch with me. CW: O...

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DeGen, I was joking before, but now I'm serious. I would send a text that says something to the effect of "hey, I get that a relationship isn't in the cards, but I bet we can have a lot of fun fucking. Let me know".

Because at this point, literally, you have nothing to lose.

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Colbert had on the director of communicable diseases (or some such title) from Weill Cornell Hospital in NY. That guy said you basically have to physically touch the patient and smear his blood over your face to contract the virus. He said that in Liberia, the family handles the body of their dead ...

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I don't see many punts in the ATL-NYG tilt either.

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Reply back. Say something like:

"Really? Because I was looking for someone to fuck. I guess I misread the signs."

At this point, what's the worst that can happen?

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Doc, I think I'm more than just "some guy on sportsfrog".

Pretty easy, as I recently heard a podcast on one of the subjects.

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Bitches be crazy, DeGen. Bitches be crazy.

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I think I already know the answer, but Eli at home against the Falcons Swiss Cheese defense is the better play than Dalton going into New England, even with Ints worth -3 and Pick Sixes worth an additional -4, right?

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I think this means we need to resurrect the Final Jeopardy! challenge. Especially since this is a new month. Doc?

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If they're still in St. Louis, you can get shot if you just go to the suburbs, put on blackface, and raise your hands.

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When I'm waiting at my barbershop, I never know whether to read a magazine I already get that I haven't read through yet and he has in stock (GQ, SI, Men's Health, Nat Geo) or one I don't get (ESPN, Maxim, Cigar Afionado).

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The four division winners in the AFC right now (Cincinnati, San Diego, Houston and Buffalo) also have 0 Super Bowl titles and have combined for 8 Super Bowl appearances (helped a bit by Buffalo's four straight of course.) Wait, I'm counting 7: Cincinnati '81 and '88, Buffalo '90-93, San Diego '94. ...

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Here's time for a brag. I might be the only person in America who drafted LeSean McCoy (spent $52 out of $100 for first 5) who is 4-0.

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The Iggs don't rate inclusion in you red box of Armageddon? Fair point. I guess I tend to underrate their historical level of suckitude because they've been decent to very decent for most of the last 15 years, but you have a point. (In fact the four division winners in the NFC would have a combined...

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degenerasian wrote:
rass wrote:I'm giving up what could be the last gorgeous and genuinely hot Sunday of 2014 for this shit Steelers...
I would have been long gone now, I can't listen to Thom Brenneman for 3 and a half hours.

Better than me. I can't listen to Thom Brenneman for 3 and a half minutes.

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This sounds like the balls. Count me in.

I love social games like this. And Assassination. That games is le merde.

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Just sent.

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If Mickey Tettleton was born 15 years later, he'd be in the MVP race every year. And have a lifetime endorsement deal for Froot Loops.

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I was thinking old-school Nuggets.

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Whoever Goodell's replacement is should make restoring some fun a priority. Give them 10-15 seconds after a TD to celebrate as they wish. And don't call shit like this which was clearly an homage, not showing up the other guys. Refs need to use some common sense. In general I agree, but it started ...

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I see a couple Pick-Sixes by Eli in my future.

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L-Jam2 always gave us small juice glasses of wine at dinner. Of course it was classic dago red, so it's not like I knew what good wine was until I was living alone after college.

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Lucky you never seeing Crash. God, I hated that movie on so many levels.

ETA: Here's Crash if you never saw it. 2 hours of Angelenos of different colors yelling at each other "I'm not a racist! You're a fucking racist!"

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That's "K-Logg" to you, Doc.

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Gents, the FMD beckons.

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Saw this before, so I think it's a worthy thread.

Without talking about movies basically post Jan 2011 (i.e. L-Jam4), here's a bunch I surprisngly never saw.

1. Groundhog Day
2. Harry Potter 7 Pts 1&2
3. Mrs Doubtfire

Just a few off the top of my head.

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1. Fuck Lewis Hamilton, Fuck Bronto, and Fuck this game.

2. Gonzaga has been riding one relatively lucky Elite 8 Appearance covering up a lot of early crashings and burnings for 15 years now.

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Look for mine b/w 10 and 10:15 AM EST today.

ETA: Just sent at 10:25.

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This isn't irony, but I do like the fact that Steve Buscemi, whose most celebrated role is arguably a guy who doesn't tip, is regarded as one of the best celebrity tippers around.

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Can start up to 4 RBs. Normal scoring, save 1/2 pt per reception.

Definites: Mr. Pink @ Indy, Gio vs ATL

Start 2 from: Vereen @ MIN, Travis West hosting NO, Lamar Miller @ BUF, or DMC hosting HOU. I'm leaning on Vereen and West right now. I have time to change my mind.

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I am shocked to find Boris Becker never even played in a French Open final. I am also surprised Alexei Yashin was not a #1 pick. The only true serve and volleyers I can think that have won the French are Navratilova and Laver. I watched some tennis back then, but I couldn't tell you a damn thing ab...

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And the worst part? I read SI's preview of Seattle about an hour before the game started, and I did my answers DURING THE FUCKING GAME LAST NIGHT. I was thinking saying Bobby Wagner would've been pretty unfair, so I said "I'll just go with that douchebag they let walk. Brandon Browner, baby!&qu...

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DVOA?

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Fuck you, L-Jam, for forgetting Browner was fucking suspended during the Super Bowl. Asshole.

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I remember one of Tom Hanks' earlier ones (3rd? Maybe 4th?) he came out and acted as if he banged his knee, passed out, and saw Abraham Linoln.

Hanks: Does this mean I'm dead?

Lincoln: No Tom. It means you're an incredible pussy.

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Q5 was spread out a lot more than I thought it would be. Paul Simon was a hell of an answer. Never would have thought of that. I thought Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin were the co-Jordans there. I remember him being the 5 timers club in one of the episodes they did when someone new joined. Though Ma...

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Gianni Schichi is me. It's my alternate email for... those types of sites.

I didn't get a chance to see it, so can you just delete that? I saw the invite from TennBen on my regular email. I don't have access to fantasy sites at work, so I can't log in until I get home tonight.

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