The Swamp

Just saw a sign while driving that read:

"RIGHT TURN ON RED ONLY AFTER STOP"

Isn't that the rule anyway? Come to a dead stop, then turn right. At least that's what I thought.

Baseball: Can barely remember 80, so 2 (but if you were at a clincher, does that count double?) Basketball: I remember 83 well enough, but my first real Sixers memory was the Moses and the #1 overall trade. Hockey: I was likely conceived after the 74 Cup, and I was 6 months old for the 75... but tha...

Hey, if anyone is going to watch it live, hit me up. I live only about a 5K away from the course.

From the Good Newz, Bad Newz Department:

Last night I had to do a google search which read, verbatim:

"bleeding from penis after fellatio"

And to add insult to injury?

"Your grey hairs are migrating south."

Scottie, can you change ljam1.5 to L-Jam3, si'l vout plait? I'll log out now. Much obliged.

I got random muthaphukkin thoughts, and I learned some new muthaphukkin things. I'm not posting in the same muthaphukkin thread.

Alright. What the fuck? Is this the Random Thoughts and the Learn Something New Everyday threads combined? Fuck that.

Jorge Mario Bergoglio. Of course they go with a WOP.

If I can give a eulogy for The Dream Team era... Nnamdi Asomugha was my favorite non-Eagle before he came to Philly, and I was really bummed it didn't work out. I thought that maybe the former OL coach just didn't know how to use him, but seeing that QBs throwing to his covered receivers had a QB Ra...

Didn't see it, so I'll start a temp one here.

Did anyone else see the complete moprons on The Amazing Race? It made the kids on Jeopardy last month who all ended up with zero look like Kasparov in comparison.