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Should Frederick Law Olmsted Jr.’s masterpiece — visited by tourists from around the world — be the stage for the Smell the Glove softball team to display the tolls of cubicle life on the human form?

Got to love a good Spinal Tap reference.

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Dinosaur jr

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Some Hendrix, some Zeppelin, some SRV, some Rush.

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At $45k I’ve played 3 hands tops.

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Steve of phpBB wrote:George Takei?

Oh myyyyyyy...

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A_B wrote:I'd say same conference different division.

This is my choice. I’ll move squads and positions, if needed.

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NOT jerked off in front of them?

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Mr. D didn’t want to hang out with me when he was in town. For that, I thank him.

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Am I the only person it takes like 50 tries to finally get those little plastic nubs off of new vape cartridges? Or is there something wrong with my fingers? (Also I just realized Bensell started this thread and got a little sad. RIP, buddy.) Use your teeth. Much easier. That may be the first time ...

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duff wrote:Didn't Morgan Freeman ditch his wife for a younger (possibly related lady)?

Step grand daughter.

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I was just thinking about how some of my internet “friends” have done more acts of kindness to/for me than many of my real “friends”. Not that I expect anything from anyone, but these were unexpected and that made them more meaningful. More than one Swamper making a donation to the org I work for, i...

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Plane crash. Very sad.

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tennbengal wrote:
tennbengal wrote:Because, well, can't keep up otherwise. This country really is swell...

Jindal going to "all we can do is pray" is a great look.

I can’t even remember which mass shooting I started this for.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Lafayette_shooting

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The 14 year old wasn’t drunk. The pedophile was. Wait, you said hitting on 14 year olds doesn’t make you a pedophile, right? Jesus, now Shirley is getting attacked from the other side on this comment. He said a man hitting on a 14 year old boy has a stringer correlation to the man being gay than a ...

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Wait, you said hitting on 14 year olds doesn’t make you a pedophile, right? Yes, in the context of comparing people who are attracted to small children - e.g. 5-year-olds - with those who go after teens. I think there's a huge difference. And actually, so does the medical community who defines the ...

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The 14 year old wasn’t drunk. The pedophile was. Wait, you said hitting on 14 year olds doesn’t make you a pedophile, right? Jesus, now Shirley is getting attacked from the other side on this comment. He said a man hitting on a 14 year old boy has a stringer correlation to the man being gay than a ...

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C’mon, man. That was leeway granted because you really liked the actor. You can admit that. It was leeway granted to a single-person's accusation based on memory of a drunken encounter from over 30 years ago . I like Spacey as an actor, but I'm not a particular fan (never seen an episode of House o...

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mister d wrote:So we now all agree that laying on top of a 14 year old boy was real bad, right?

Clearly he deserves the benefit of the doubt.

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Seeing Tom Segura Thursday night. I got VIP tickets back in June which will let me meet him after the show. And may now bought Bill Burr tickets for his show on December 1st. I'll go to predeployment training on the 3rd, so I'm amped I'll get to see him. Very cool. I've became a big fan of both of ...

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I didn't know until around this summer that women can't crap if there's another woman in the bathroom. I've been trying to convince The Woman to just quit putzing around and go, but she keeps saying she can't break the code. YES! The idea of crapping and having that crap make noises while exiting i...

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Just catching up here. Yeah, I don't really think of going after a 14-year-old boy as pedophilia. Or at least, not at all the same thing as folks who like 6-year-olds. Maybe I'm wrong, but I just assume that a man that hits on a post-pubescent boy is gay or bisexual (and a creep), but not necessari...

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Not victim blaming AT ALL. Wondering why a 14 year old was alone at a party where alcohol was being served. Wondering why he was alone in a bedroom with a 26 year old man. Where were his parents? As a parent, I’d be chaperoning my son if he were invited to a party like that, for sure. Fuck Spacey, c...

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TT2.0 wrote:anybody hear from howard or hood?

Hood checked in safe on FB.

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Suspect shot in the leg and taken into custody.

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Six dead in truck attack in NYC.

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You should post more on FB, TT. I can still see other people’s feeds. Work on that. come on neal...you know i wear my heart on my sleeve during houston games...and i know people only follow me because my profanity filled rants entertain them. I only follow you so I can hear you talk about “semen de...

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You should post more on FB, TT. I can still see other people’s feeds. Work on that.

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My oldest will be getting his driver’s license on Wednesday.

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Steve of phpBB wrote:So (and it took me forty years to piece this together), the Governor must have been Mary's sister too.

Her brother, but yes. Clearly he was more like Jessica.

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Robert Guillaume, aka Benson Benson was a spin off of what show? Bonus Swamp bucks if you can explain how the two shows were connected. Soap. Benson was the butler on Soap. Partial credit. How did Benson know the governor of CA? Wasn't Jessica Tate his sister or cousin or something? Very good! Gove...

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sancarlos wrote:
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Johnny Carwash wrote:Robert Guillaume, aka Benson

Benson was a spin off of what show?
Bonus Swamp bucks if you can explain how the two shows were connected.

Soap.
Benson was the butler on Soap.

Partial credit. How did Benson know the governor of CA?

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mister d wrote:Buddy, either don't give me the setup or ask your team to win enough titles to cross over the "LOL dead person" threshold.

I’ve asked. They don’t listen.

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L-Jam3 wrote:Maybe it has that irritating sound so it goes straight to your annoyance lobe so you don’t forget your card.

No maybe about it.

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Johnny Carwash wrote:Robert Guillaume, aka Benson

Benson was a spin off of what show?
Bonus Swamp bucks if you can explain how the two shows were connected.

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mister d wrote:Quick, someone name a famous dead three year old.

Only a d bag Yankees fan would find dead three year olds funny.

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Fattest Jew?

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Thanks for running this Carwash. Very entertaining stuff. I will now go sculpt a championship trophy. Covered in vomit.

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The Sybian wrote:
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Is that Cal Ripken? Man, he got old.

That is Cal. Cal, BJ Surhoff and Mike Bordick did a Facebook live event with a local radio station to benefit Pathfinders for Autism. They were discussing the 1997 season.

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mister d wrote:Oh wow look who wasn’t starting when we lost.

Thanks for noticing.

Ditto. Let’s keep Bronto and his .189 average out there, it’s not like it is the Championship Series or anything.

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