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rass wrote: ↑Fri Jun 19, 2020 10:31 amsent

sent. what the hell is wrong with union county?

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I couldn't have told you what Juneteenth was until a couple of weeks ago. I'd heard the name, but didn't know what day it was or what it celebrated. It sounds like it's been big in Texas for a while, but not that many other places. Obviously, I'm very white. i love how the real shirley on the left ...

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rass wrote: ↑Sun Jun 14, 2020 3:16 pm Who got two thumbs and gonna thread the needle between drinking since noon and prepare dinner for the family (including making the wiener kids something other than what the adults eat)?

did it work?

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i'm gussing justin tucker. until conducting research for a ray lewis joke, i never knew lewis never married. some people in baltimore took a dim view of this fact after the sun published an article about lewis a couple years ago. First of all, great article on Ray Lewis, no doubt among the greatest ...

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Good game dsafe. And fuck Lisa Loeb, Kerry Wood, Yoachim Noah, Emmitt Smith, Denial of a Clear Goal-Scoring Opportunity: Handball, Walter White, Lake Tahoe, and racism. Marvin Hagler gets a pass this time. 8 losses in a row and I still love this game. Thanks, Ryan. IGood game, serrano. think I snap...

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Good game dsafe.

And fuck Lisa Loeb, Kerry Wood, Yoachim Noah, Emmitt Smith, Denial of a Clear Goal-Scoring Opportunity: Handball, Walter White, Lake Tahoe, and racism. Marvin Hagler gets a pass this time.

8 losses in a row and I still love this game. Thanks, Ryan.

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mister d wrote: ↑Fri Jun 05, 2020 2:44 pm A walk-off buzzer beating golden goal for Mister D!!!

Fuck pokemon and white america.

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Had one almost two week lull early on where I didn’t use my car at all, but otherwise have been starting it at least once a week. Yesterday when I drove my kid to a hill to workout it was a little sluggish starting, and then this evening when I was heading out to pick up dinner it didn’t start at a...

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Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun May 31, 2020 11:34 am

And it just got worse.

When you designate the Greatest Generation a “terrorist organization”, yeah, shit is bad.

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tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri May 29, 2020 12:47 pm Woo! I think I was tied with Cerrano before the last question.

that was a good game, bengal. i made it a game with the golf course answer considering we gave the same answer on the two previous questions. fuck ocho cinco. and myself.

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guaranteed that its the one i picked.

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Go on ... http://souvlaqueria.com/ NOT at all related to the Greek-ish place that used to be in the same location. The owners of the Union Pork Store across the street bestowing their seal of approval in a conversation with cerrano was enough to get me to try it. the pita was so soft and you can te...

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Deadliest Catch came up on YouTube.tv and I am once again “hooked”. (Sorry). It’s a US v Russia throw down on the Bering Sea and the current iteration has a little bit better production value. This episode is 1 hour and 28 minutes, so I don’t know if it’s a special or the start of a new season beca...

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Ryan wrote: ↑Thu May 21, 2020 12:45 pm He says “Bill, I believe this is killing me,”
As a smile ran away from his face
“I’m already ugly and can’t always see straight
And now I’m driving next to a pug”

This hasn’t received the love it deserves.

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bfj wrote: ↑Sun May 24, 2020 4:41 pm Moosehead. It’s Canadian, it has to be good.

Moosehead reminds me of my 20th birthday at home when I I ran into a chick who I always had a thing for in high school, but I drank too much fucking moose head beer to realize that she was hitting on me. Fucking canadiens.

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Deadliest Catch came up on YouTube.tv and I am once again “hooked”. (Sorry). It’s a US v Russia throw down on the Bering Sea and the current iteration has a little bit better production value. This episode is 1 hour and 28 minutes, so I don’t know if it’s a special or the start of a new season becau...

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duff wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 1:18 pm Best week ever! And wasted on a no show.

I request more professional wrestling questions (I include the '85 Bears in that b/c of Mongo McMichael) and questions with current or former Pacers.

Sorry, Duff.

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Fuck fuck fuck! Sorry, Ryan.

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The Wind of Change podcast about the Scorpions song that became the anthem of the fall of the Soviet Union is FUCKING AWESOME. Was there CIA involvement in writing/spreading the song? This is a rumor that has been floated from within the Agency. 8 episodes trying to track it down is a really fascin...

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My parents dog Ali Jo, an amazing (mostly) Australian Sheepdog, know something’s up. But tonight was the first time I’ve noticed her actively scanning the group for my Dad. Just back and forth looking for him. We bonded over the road trip I took with my Dad from Santa Cruz to Austin after my Mom’s ...

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DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Tue May 19, 2020 2:22 pm Possibly the best use of legos ever...

This video is an all-time illustration of commitment and attention to detail. Mrs. Cerrano was not happy with my cackle.

I’m not sure if he’s been posted here, but check out Goldyeller on IG for pretty good LEGO sports shit.

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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Sun May 17, 2020 2:07 pm Really got a lot of joy out of the normalcy of European soccer on weekend mornings and afternoons.

Outside of all the actual real important shit we need to skip re: spending time with family and friends, samesies.

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L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Sat May 16, 2020 5:20 pm MotherFucker just ruined the Bill Pullman speech from Independence Day.

Is NOTHING sacred?

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Bush wasn’t exactly a modern day Hammurabi when it comes to respecting the rule of law. He fired a bunch of US Attorneys for political reasons Ahem, Preet Bahrara, and a slew of others including Sally Yates. ETA: Actually, the reasons were more corrupt as many have noted that these offices were iNv...

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The night kicked with stoli and soda w/lime but Moved over to the Spanish cocktail of Red wine and Mexican coke when it was time to prepare the bufana, with which I consumed with an ice cold yuengling, before settling down on the swamp with a high west prairie fire on a rock before heading to bed. S...

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Holy shit BSF with the near comeback win there had me nervous, unlike Pervis Ellison. I was able to name an uncomfortable number of the Moist Outstanding Players Your prodigious knowledge of this question’s content dampened any hope of success your opponent might have held on to. Nice job, Giff.

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I had to look it up, but I'm the opposite which means I apparently view things through a (copy/paste) deontological lens. Trump is apathetic at best, intentional at worst about the death he's causing right now and would double it for personal gain. He'd nuke a country tomorrow if it made his dick a...

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rass wrote: ↑Fri May 15, 2020 7:29 pm GFD forgot about James Taylor. Ugh

This is something with which I can agree.

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rass wrote: ↑Fri May 15, 2020 6:53 pm I like those songs (love Fleetwood Mac!)! But they are not “yacht rock”.

Listen to Thurston Howell the IV’th over here...

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I had to look it up, but I'm the opposite which means I apparently view things through a (copy/paste) deontological lens. Trump is apathetic at best, intentional at worst about the death he's causing right now and would double it for personal gain. He'd nuke a country tomorrow if it made his dick a...

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Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Fri May 15, 2020 4:58 pm
duff wrote: ↑Fri May 15, 2020 4:13 pmTold my boss I was going to put a tape border around my cubicle.
As God is my witness ...

What kind of stapler do you have?

(Sorry, Duff and TB.)

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rass wrote: ↑Fri May 15, 2020 1:51 pm One game at 12:30 NJ time.

i stand corrected.

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P.D.X. wrote: ↑Fri May 15, 2020 1:47 pm Who carries Bundesliga in the US? I knew this 2 months ago.

Fox Sports. All games tomorrow are 9:30 EST.

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"Here's a Dumb One Pt. 37" doesn't have the same ring. I also assigned my mom to look for Duke's because the website said they sometimes ship to NY (but not NJ) and we've both long abandoned that. I should ask later and feign upset she forgot. I'm not sure if you're kidding about the Duke...

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DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Wed May 13, 2020 9:23 pm

What did Burr do to piss off Trump?

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For those interested, someone has been putting together a playlist of all the 80's-90's hip-hop that's been on the soundtrack... The Last Dance This play list was right up my alley, and then it got even better when they threw in the Soul Coughing track. I’m not gonna be shocked if I’m completely on...

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Can we examine what, exactly, is a dickfucker? Are we talking about a woman's vagina? Anus? Man's anus? Somehow fucking a dude's urethra? I'd also like some clarification of a dickknuckle. And should that be hyphenated? Oh, no. Let's not get into a debate about hyphenating descriptors. It might act...

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holy shit, giff. im very sorry for your loss.

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tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 7:03 pm
cerrano wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 7:02 pm
tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 6:59 pm It occurs to me that these two threads are gonna be weird to read for swampers at some pon🍣

Dokey.

Sorry.
No shame in gettin’ your schwerve on.
Raises two Emory bottles of wine

You rule cerrano.

The feeling is mutual, TB

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