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Condolences, Dave.

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Welcome, Tank!

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Sorry, brian (and Giff/flaco?).

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(Tell us you didn't watch Seinfeld without telling us.)

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I'm wondering if Johnnie's question is an elaborate code for something else.

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New Hampshire has BURR-lin (Berlin) and Leb-a-nin (Lebanon) and probably like 14 others that Ryan knows.

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Hey, guess what? An actual update! First of all, sorry again for going silent with this after the early stream of posts a few months ago. I hope I didn't dampen people's anticipation too much. Chalk it up to a combination of short attention span, getting caught up with other personal things, and wre...

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tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Feb 09, 2023 12:00 pm He was a fookin giant and should have had his own thread.

This. I was going to start one but was beaten to it.

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FYI Johnnie, I learned that my large well-known company just secured a massive contract with the Air Force if you want to PM.

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Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Feb 02, 2023 5:05 pm
degenerasian wrote: ↑Thu Feb 02, 2023 4:41 pm who threw a pass in 1932??
(52)

Some guy named Thrower.

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bfj wrote: ↑Thu Feb 02, 2023 2:07 pm
duff wrote: ↑Thu Feb 02, 2023 2:00 pm Lanny Poffo, best known as The Genius. Also Macho's brother.
Leaping Lanny Poffo!

Never had the persona to make him a megastar like his brother, but was a really good athletic in-ring performer. And the Genius heel gimmick was underrated. RIP.

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Feb 02, 2023 11:41 am
Pruitt IV wrote: ↑Thu Feb 02, 2023 11:36 am "Exodus"
You could see the film version, starring Paul Newman and his classic Jewish blue eyes.

Paul Newman was half-Jewish though. Goldie Hawn's half too. Put them both togehter, what a fine-looking Jew.

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Maybe it's set in an alternate timeline where Dunkins doesn't exist, making that a perfectly accurate view.

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tennbengal wrote: ↑Sun Jan 29, 2023 6:37 pm Holy shit that anthem. KC by 100.

Yeah. I know it's cool to be cynical about these things nowadays, but that's the best rendition I've heard in a while. Including the Anita Baker one earlier (which was very good.)

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Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Fri Jan 27, 2023 11:24 am Me gusto!

Yes, we know you please yourself.

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Best wishes, Bengal.

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Ryan wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2023 12:32 pm They should just be called whovies

This is what I say but I pronounce it to rhyme with "anchovies."

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"Gainwell" is some serious nominative determinism.

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Pretty sure I've never eaten a non-Bartlett pear in my life.

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The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:00 pm Team lunch tomorrow to welcome a new employee, going to a Jose Andres restaurant. I forget the name, but it's Greek food.

Your new co-workers name is Tzatziki Loukaniko?

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Almost a CU-Michigan Hail Mary there.

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Former MLB outfielder Lee Tinsley

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Sorry duff.

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Well shit. Board saying the attachment quota has been reached so I can't post a screenshot. I may go delete a few from my earlier posts since I've been hogging it all with these updates. Anyone else seen that with a screenshot? Are there any free image sharing places I could like to? I don't see th...

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Oh hey it's almost like running a game like this will drain your creative energies after a while and cause you to suddenly stop for an indefinite period.

(Glad you brought it back, AB.)

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Listening to ESPN Daily's podcast today about Bills Mafia. Are they like the other Mafia, where to be truly made you have to be able trace all your ancestors to WNY, otherwise you're merely an associate? This is when you try to join the Bills Mafia but they find out you were a Patriots fan until a ...

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Good to hear, BFJ.

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I started on War & Peace once years ago and thought it was good, but it was so dense and the length so daunting it felt like chipping away at a mountain so I gave up before long. I abandoned Catch-22 a ways in because I found the author too pleased with his own cleverness and not as funny as he ...

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These folks were family friends like the Gorgas and the Manzos, if that helps.

Notorious aristocratic families during the Italian Renaissance?

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Wow not even giving credit to Superman III

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Happy New Year, everyone.

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Johnnie wrote: ↑Fri Dec 30, 2022 1:08 pm I had to stop following Sirota on Twitter because he's an insufferable dude who's got an axe to grind with mainstream Democrats.

Wait, you unfollowed someone because of that?

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone.

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Yeah, thanks guys. I get a sinking feeling of "will it be gone forever this time?" when something like this happens and am glad you got it back intact.

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Best wishes, BFJ.

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mister d wrote: ↑Fri Dec 16, 2022 9:02 pm I judge people who make onion dip from packets.

Judge away. I assume you're going to France to ensure the onions are properly authentic?

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Congrats, Johnnie.

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Sorry Giff.

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rass kind of looks like Vince Carter. Better keep him away from Pruitt.

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Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Tue Dec 06, 2022 11:16 am stout vomit

AKA March 18th.

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