The Swamp

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look all i know how to do is make shitty fb jokes...and this is all i can think about, so i apologize for the 50 shitty angles i've taken on this thing in the past 3 days, just know that its quite possibly keeping me from losing my shit. I know they are literally all terrible. trust me i know.

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i would love a virtual game where we could talk shit for low stakes.

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chekov's bear strikes tennbengal

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this is a really good season. sad im not in this one.

#TeamDmitry

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bfj wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:25 am Vaccines cause autism. Not just on TT’s thread, lots of them popping up now.

I really hate sometimes when i make a joke and people think i care.

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current level of anxiety/depression - moderately high. I have no idea when the poker world will open back up. I have no idea when they will allow live comedy to be a thing again. i have no idea when or how i will make another dollar, and my ability to sit home and eat food is by no means infinite. ...

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current level of anxiety/depression - moderately high. I have no idea when the poker world will open back up. I have no idea when they will allow live comedy to be a thing again. i have no idea when or how i will make another dollar, and my ability to sit home and eat food is by no means infinite. I...

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Fuck every single thing about today

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i deal cards five days a week...about twice a month

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I genuinely pray i work til the day i die. I love doing standup man. I hope yall do it at my funeral.also i dont make fuckall doing this so i couldnt retire ever if i wanted to

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thanks?

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i busted on purpose a couple weeks ago. Literally got sick of the emails and was borderline close to timing out. Just got too much other stuff going on. Was a fun run though for awhile

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Jerloma wrote: ↑Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:33 pm I'm arguing with people on TT's Benoit status by copying and pasting Myspacer comments from AofG. Good times.

it was amazing to see. I love a good callback

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Good summation of my feelings . I hope me posting this doesn't make anyone feel the need to post rape hypotheticals about my daughters. It'd be cool if we could just not do that here. That made Sunday all the more devastating. To learn Gianna was on the flight with him turned this from a sad moment...

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A_B wrote: ↑Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:48 pm Certainly part of his story. But he died with his daughter so maybe wait a day or two?

im giving it a few days minimum

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Because im on my phone and too lazy to look for the old one. For once I have video from last night. Im not putting this on social media, but would love feedback

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We definitely cheated, i feel like a lot of people do it but its our time to get caught. it sucks to lose staff and draft picks but i'm glad the owner reacted as quickly as he did. Ugly situation, but i'm just gonna look at the world series win and ignore the rest.

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yes please

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Giff wrote: ↑Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:02 am If it was anything like our group, there were no surprised Texans fans in there. After the fake punt didn't work, we knew.

The second we had to call the first timeout and settle for a field goal is when i said to the club, well, we lost this game, good season.

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I also think it's important to note that the guy that took down the shooter was a trained professional...not a Bubba McFuckface who got his conceal/carry and thinks he's Rambo. Yeah, but these armchair Rambos want to live in a world where every Bubba is a marksman. its been my experience in the sou...

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I was here in 03. good times. We airing grievances this year? I got a lotta problems with you people

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Don't know if its the actual guy, but i'm choosing to believe it is. Just busted pro player Andy Bloch and have a touch over 80k now.

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I'm just gonna shutup and go back to the safety and comfort of writing R Kelly jokes

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she works the same shift at the same open mic i host every monday and sees the same 30 comedians, 23 of whom make fun of her in ways way less clever than me. She literally giggles at the shit. I just can never remember her fucking name. I will own that it was kinda racist. I also will own that i fuc...

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There was an asian waitress who was getting yelled at by her boss for showing up late during my set and i said the phrase

"Leave her alone, she was probably stuck in sex traffic..ing"

I'm kinda proud but also really ashamed of myself

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if anybody has time to listen to the audio of an 8 minute set and give feedback give me an email address

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A_B wrote: ↑Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:26 pm Not sure switching to dealing is the best plan.

"hey man, you need some jokes?"

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Netflix pulls stand-up special by Christian comedian John Crist after allegations of sexual misconduct Vulture reports today that Netflix has shelved plans to release a new comedy special from Christian comedian John Crist, who’s been accused by multiple women of a series of sexually inappropriate ...

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Thank you to all of you that voted, i finished second by what i consider to be a respectably small number of votes. It was fun while it lasted.

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nothing at all interesting or noteworthy has happened at my table in the slightest. i have checked, and i have folded

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awesome. literally inspiring

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I can't help but notice that ever since i started doing standup and writing jokes on facebook, more and more of my friends are making the decision to permanently delete their facebook

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If you have time today, please vote. Its open until November 4th, and I could use the support. I can't see the votes anymore but I think I'm still behind Caleb

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So I am one of five finalists for this award in Houston Comedy that I really want to win. Going to be online voting for 2 weeks until the awards show November 6th. Please take a few seconds and vote for me please

https://htownawards.com/lol-comedy-award-voting/

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Was thinking about some older comedians to show my son while we were folding laundry. Then I remembered the Amazing Jonathan. He was a staple of early comedy central. Just bad magic and great comedian. Found this new documentary on him. Very enjoyable. So I didn't get a chance to watch this, but be...

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This came up in my Facebook feed and I was at the game but I remember very little about it because I was dropped acid before the game and was zonked 10 ways from Sunday. But I was there. I know that. Actually probably not too far out of frame to the right here. (I obviously can't mention that on Fa...

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was actually a guest on a podcast and was hoping to get opinions on how I came off as a guest, and how i was in general. taking any advice, this is my first attempt.

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was actually a guest on a podcast and was hoping to get opinions on how I came off as a guest, and how i was in general. taking any advice, this is my first attempt.

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in as SwamperTT

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Fucking Harvey part 2 in parts of Houston area. I genuinely came on here to ask if you were OK. been seeing all of the pictures. I haven't heard anything from around Katy, because they gave me the day off. Haven't seen the area, but hope yall are good. I'm laid in the house, writing terrible jokes,...

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