The Swamp

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I find that good flow ruins the rambling, run-on sentence game.

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Changed man Matt Cooke is such an impressive changed man who never does anything dirty anymore because he's such a changed man #cooke #changed #man #changedmancooke

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Lets call it even.

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Can't spell Kunitz without kunt.

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Fun fact that makes me want to kill myself: When everyone is healthy and Mariano is on the mound, 7 of the 10 Yankees in the game will have received MVP votes in 2006.

(For the sake of my sadness, assume a lefty started so Wells is in LF over Gardner.)

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But the overall point is great. I remember playing one on one against my brother in grade school and he would get mad at me and call me a faggot and throw balls at me (both my head and my legs). Why should the 44 year old head coach of a high major division 1 school be held to a higher standard than...

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He generally threw it at their legs, presumably in an effort not to inflict harm. I don't know which is more ridiculous, the fact that you basically credit the coach with not trying to inflict harm when he was throwing balls at players or the fact that you flippantly use the word "generally&qu...

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If you put Nunez at 2B, the Yankees likely have the greatest DL IF ever.

(Someone take that super funny layup.)

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So it all boils down to word choice? Gee, I wonder how often the word nigger is used on a basketball court. Rarely, im sure. Sports and locker rooms have always had an exception to general rules of political correctness. It is somewhat different when used by a coach but still, somewhat different. I...

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Here's one thing I've never understood in these debates: The people taking the coaches' sides almost universally have an air of "if you can't take it, you're soft" to their argument, but is there anything more soft or subserviant than letting a person beat you because you made a mistake?

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And its the timing too. If a coach called a player a "fucking douche" because he posted on twitter that he nailed a girl and didn't call her or something legitimately douchey like that, I have no issue. If he called a player a "fucking douche" because he was standing in the wrong...

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Calling them "fucking douches", or "douches" really since I don't have any issue with the word "fuck", would be on the other side of the line. Its probably makes the coach himself a douche for not having a better way to communicate, but its not nearly as offensive as &q...

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(And because I know where this is headed, calling them a "pussy" is very much not the same. None of the players were or could potentially be women with vaginas. So you can tastelessly imply they're soft in a variety of off-color ways without that slur.)

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I really hope one of their bosses comes in, whips a laptop at their head, calls them a "fucking faggot" and they shrug it off or just go get another job because maybe they aren't cut out for the current one.

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Flipside argument: This proves the AD has awful judgment and you may as well fire him now before his next screwup. Kicking players, throwing balls at their heads and screaming that they're "fucking faggots" (while not winning!!!) isn't a gray area.

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Yeah, but he nailed me with that fumble jokeohwaitnohedidntbecausedidyouknowthelawfirmhahahaneverfumblesbutthenheleft
newenglandandtheirdopeyrunningbackknockedhimselfoutandfumbledintheafcchampionshipgamelolhahahacantwinwithridley
orbradyhahaha!!!

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The assistant is the son of hateable St. Joseph's of PA head coach Phil Martelli. I know a decent portion of their fanbase realizes the Nelson/West run was almost a decade ago and is over Martelli; trying to give his son a soft landing might push the majority over.

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My wife and I were discussing shitter etiquette the other day. When Mrs. Bfj has to deuce in a public place, she will wait until the bathroom is cleared before releasing. She doesn't want to make loud deuce dropping noises while others are there for fear of embarrassment. I laughed at this. You're ...

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@VernonWells10: High fives after a win are fun!!

[hits reset button on Vernon Wells]

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Something merengue to finally break the streak.

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Jerko Gyorko is a great name.

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dot dot dot within five minutes of losing the three super bowls they won dot dot dot

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Also, also, I think this was in an old swamp but its appropriate and worked out perfectly. PA guy started at just the right time and Johnson's reaction was perfect.

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Also, covers of me poorly singing popular songs.

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I would Rick-Roll the crowd with my walk-up music. Or maybe Kiss From a Rose. I've thought about this before and decided it may be one of the best parts of being a major leaguer. Absolutely. I'd probably change mine every game because the options are unlimited. "I Want Your Sex" always st...

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"No, I swear, I jumped on the bandwagon way after Parise and Suter were settled ... Pominville ... Yes, I'm serious."

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Shoulda been Jimmy Fallon on that horse.

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If the new guys put up 4 goals and 4 assists every game, its going to be a really good pair of trades.

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Proven loser for 8 years and counting.

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Man oh man, what just happened? Its been about an hour and I'm still perplexed.

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Tom Brady can't win without spying hahahahahahaha!!!

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Can't win a Super Bowl with Arian Foster until proven otherwise.

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Having two capable top 5 SS isn't the worst thing in the world. Sure, its a little dip in value to move Profar to the other side, but if you think you can create another Cano you'll get over it.

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"Oh, I bet my son-in-law will really "get some use" out of these."

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FredRomero wrote:Wow. Too bad he didn't coach Latrell Sprewell.

Same take, and you know a minimum of 75% of sports fans would have instantly killed a Rutgers player who punched a coach a few weeks ago because of kneejerk authoritarianism.

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Most of us are nervous at best. Good end, he contributes in his prior ways and cost us a bunch of picks. Bad end, and this is more likely, he's sloping down, cost us the equivalent of 3 2nds and costs $4MM+ as a 30+ year old 3rd liner. Weirdly, I'd rather him as a rental.

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Get her a more expensive one so you aren't getting her a new laptop for anniversary 2015?

(Converted Dell to Mac 2+ years ago and its a huge difference.)

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Rush2112 wrote:I hope that the UNM AD is smarter than the last time they where in this position (when Bliss went to Baylor) and only hire a string of shitty coaches that are only hired due to there ties to the university.

Losing Bliss sort of worked out too.

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AB_skin_test wrote:Mike Trouut's OPS 2012: .000
Bryce Harper's 2.500

No contest as to which one you'd like to have forevermore.

But having interleague play in the first game is ODD.

You blew the 1st line of that joke twice.

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Aren't blackouts based on where you could get local cable showing those teams?

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