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- Sat Jul 18, 2020 10:41 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Friends, the Real-Life Ones
- Replies: 34
- Views: 1025
Re: Friends, the Real-Life Ones
A year ago, not too many. spent most of my time with a few other poker dealers/players. now that i started doing standup, pretty much all of my time is spent hanging with various comics, or fans of comedy. Became kind of a consuming part of my life. I barely have enough time to see and check on all ...
- Wed May 27, 2020 8:23 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name
- Replies: 2009
- Views: 57774
Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name
I’m 50/50 that I’d endure the punishment for dotting this motherfucker’s eye if he was ever in front of me. He is the ultimate pussy. Hides behind his social media and his office and faces no consequences. Fucker needs his ass kicked. To be put in a situation where all his “money” and “friends” can...
- Thu May 21, 2020 5:29 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
Can't wait for June to start hitting 100 degree temps and watch people start shedding masks. The governor of Texas and Trump in concert have made it abundantly clear that texas is pretty much a safe space for people who don't give a shit about the virus. Not going to lie, i've been practicing no lon...
- Thu May 21, 2020 2:01 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Coronavirus - All Sports
- Replies: 891
- Views: 23713
Re: Coronavirus - All Sports
I think by late july to august Texas will be pretty much all of the way open. Sports leagues are dependant on other states, so maybe no live sports yet, but I would almost guarantee a few sold out concerts. People here are emphatically sick of shit being closed, and give no fucks for the consequences.
- Tue May 19, 2020 12:43 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
- Replies: 3881
- Views: 217267
Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
One day someone will post me in this thread Hey now. Don't think like that. (You'd definitely get your own thread.) Seriously, your own thread, a memorial fantasy sports league and the online poker tourney thread named in your honor. Or you can keep living to supply the world with your comedy, beca...
- Tue May 19, 2020 10:15 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
- Replies: 3881
- Views: 217267
Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
One day someone will post me in this thread
- Mon May 18, 2020 8:24 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Official Pro Wrestling thread
- Replies: 295
- Views: 26016
Re: Official Pro Wrestling thread
This is not going to do any favors for the stereotypesSabo wrote: ↑Mon May 18, 2020 6:37 pm Former WWE wrestler Shad Gaspard missing after strong rip currents hit California beach
- Fri May 15, 2020 9:40 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
I expect Texas to be back completely open and maskless by Monday
- Wed May 13, 2020 11:02 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
- Tue May 12, 2020 8:15 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
Took all of 2 shifts to eliminate the "players must wear a mask rule" and the 6 players to a table rule. At this point I'm choosing to believe in 2 articles i read that say smokers and weed users get corona less.
- Tue May 12, 2020 11:01 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
6 handed, mask no gloves. Texas.gives no fucks about the Nevada gaming commission...and since we aren't legal there is no regulatory body
- Tue May 12, 2020 12:36 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
So the local newsstation filmed my poker clubs reopening...We had one table running so I was the only one actually dealing. Depending on what footage they use I might be about to become the poster boy for gambling in the pandemic. This could be fun
- Wed May 06, 2020 11:54 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Jeopardy Championship via Zoom
- Replies: 91
- Views: 1712
- Tue May 05, 2020 1:11 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
I've never left the country. I'm extremely American centric in my views. no idea how the world acts to be honest
- Tue May 05, 2020 12:28 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
I'm not a viral disease expert. I don't know shit about transmissions, and protocols. What I do know is this. I live in Texas. I know how Texas people think, and I know how Texas people act. The quarantine was always for naught. People don't care. You can't make people care, and we don't have the pe...
- Thu Apr 30, 2020 3:12 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
Had a very long and fruitful conversation with my mother tonight, in which i had to delicately explain to her that my anxiety and depression swings have been so severe through this, that if i didn't smoke weed to calm myself down when im on some of these ledges i would very likely be back on much ha...
- Sat Apr 25, 2020 9:11 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:50 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swampcrash 2020 - WEEK EIGHT
- Replies: 89
- Views: 1695
Re: Swampcrash 2020 - WEEK EIGHT
i realize I'm way too late to compete in this year, but can i send in answers to try to fuck with the score curve?
- Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:13 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Depression is awful, awful, awful....
- Replies: 294
- Views: 15047
Re: Depression is awful, awful, awful....
No bonus points for paying in but never taking out. Hard to explain but it feels like I'm literally the opposite of everything my dad ever taught me right now. Maybe its a being raised by a southern republican thing i dont know. Most southern republicans are former southern democrats, so not gettin...
- Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:04 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Depression is awful, awful, awful....
- Replies: 294
- Views: 15047
- Tue Apr 21, 2020 12:49 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Depression is awful, awful, awful....
- Replies: 294
- Views: 15047
Re: Depression is awful, awful, awful....
I might have gotten approved for unemployment today. Im not counting chickens until i make the payment request tomorrow, but my account online looks different. I have a whole host of conflicting emotions about having to go on unemployment...even when I was a fucking drug addict I always worked for m...
- Tue Apr 21, 2020 11:09 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Potential future Swamp poker game -next game TBA (watch this thread)
- Replies: 299
- Views: 10316
- Mon Apr 20, 2020 9:56 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Return of Confessions
- Replies: 1283
- Views: 77017
Re: Return of Confessions
If everyone solely used FB to post too many pictures of their kids or dogs the world would be a much better place. You guys are weird sometimes. Aye. I would 10 out of 10 want a facebook feed with nothing but dogs pics, nature pics, and kid pics over anything else. i find this hurtful to my FB come...
- Sun Apr 19, 2020 4:07 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Return of Confessions
- Replies: 1283
- Views: 77017
Re: Return of Confessions
A married woman who is secretly pregnant with another mans baby asked me if i wanted to go with her to the abortion to mine the situation for comedy material. Fans are fucking weird.
- Sat Apr 18, 2020 8:59 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
Just found out that the person im renting a room from is selling their property and i have to be out by april 30th. fuck.
- Fri Apr 17, 2020 8:05 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Potential future Swamp poker game -next game TBA (watch this thread)
- Replies: 299
- Views: 10316
Re: Potential future Swamp poker game
I am all the way in for this
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 5:08 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Phenomenal Swamper Thread
- Replies: 62
- Views: 2625
Re: Phenomenal Swamper Thread
Had an hour long phone conversation with Doc from nyc today. he sends his regards, and is doing well, all things considered.
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 12:49 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
My memory has been so terrible lately. If I can remember when its happening I will definitely come hang in the swamp. Not like im going out
- Wed Apr 15, 2020 7:34 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
It’s honestly scary how good these feel. I could absolutely understand getting addicted. Fortunately weed does the trick for me 99 percent of the time. Imagine what 100 of them feel like. Death, unless we worked up to it for years. Just saying. Its rare that I get to participate in group discussion...
- Wed Apr 15, 2020 3:22 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
It’s honestly scary how good these feel. I could absolutely understand getting addicted. Fortunately weed does the trick for me 99 percent of the time. Imagine what 100 of them feel like. Death, unless we worked up to it for years. Just saying. Its rare that I get to participate in group discussion...
- Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:58 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
- Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:51 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The OFFICIAL 2020 Self-Quarantine Thread
- Replies: 639
- Views: 16989
Re: The OFFICIAL 2020 Self-Quarantine Thread
Very much in for this
- Tue Apr 07, 2020 12:04 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
It is, but so much of these shows and bookings are political its a literal minefield.
- Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:39 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
TT, what does the blacklisted comment mean exactly? Does that mean clubs are holding it against comics for doing their own thing during this situation? im just going to cut and paste the post from a pretty well known comic in houston and leave his name out to give you an idea of the kind of feeling...
- Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:10 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
Unemployment claim submitted yesterday. If they approve me help is only a week or so away. nevermind what in the fuck im supposed to do in the meantime. comics are getting blacklisted for going live and asking for donations. underground poker games are getting the cops called on them. Where in the a...
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I made a joke that drove someone out of the forum?
#CareerAccomplishments
#CareerAccomplishments
- Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:16 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The OFFICIAL 2020 Self-Quarantine Thread
- Replies: 639
- Views: 16989
Re: The OFFICIAL 2020 Self-Quarantine Thread
umm...another month without work or money? eek. im fucked. the texas unemployment website is so overwhelmed its crashing and the phone system is so slammed you cant even get in line to get on hold. what the fuck are we supposed to do?
- Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:31 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: SWAMPCAST EPISODE WHATEVER
- Replies: 34
- Views: 2037
Re: SWAMPCAST EPISODE WHATEVER
I would be game to do one now that i've done a few other podcast type interviews
- Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:23 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
So....serious question time: Is anyone else concerned about, ya know, dying from this? Because I got that thought last night. I know this is a weird, baseless thought, but if its my fate in life to spend 15 years binge drugging, finally turn my life around, hit a year sober and then have my body de...
- Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:44 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
- Replies: 1521
- Views: 35975
Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
So....serious question time: Is anyone else concerned about, ya know, dying from this? Because I got that thought last night. I know this is a weird, baseless thought, but if its my fate in life to spend 15 years binge drugging, finally turn my life around, hit a year sober and then have my body de...