The Swamp

Johnnie

I don't have Netflix either, SCK. I just download all my shit.

Johnnie

This is a much better technique. Some of these girls seem like they kind of like the idea. I watched that video afterward. Honestly, I read about that years ago in either The Game or saw it on a Double Your Dating seminar. It's funny in a "gotcha!" type of way. Though I'm sure you could g...

Johnnie

I have a lot of gay friends, so, just this one time, I switched it up my Facebook photo to show them support. I'm not into the "Hey! Look at me!" aspect of social awareness either. This time it just seems to have more gravity than others. Plus, George Takei requested I do it. So why would ...

Johnnie

This is great. Maybe one day I'll work up the nerve to try it.

Johnnie

That's rather awful, Z. Thankfully the hot yoga spot in Tucson was nothing of the sort. Sure, the instructors had the earthy, healthy, Prius-driving vibe, but to each his/her own. When all I'm wearing is a pair of Under Armour constriction shorts, the last thing I want to do is take part in a sermon.

Johnnie

I thought he started a Twitter War with you and you wanted to go to the mattresses. Then I see it's just an article that starts off with this: In the past few years, I've bought eighty-one leather jackets. Dozens of boots and leather gloves. I've purchased pants that cost $5,000. I own a $22,000 coa...

Johnnie

I'm talking about it in terms of how the roll is spooled. The pattern on the paper looks better when unrolled from off the top. So, from what I gathered from the thing I read in that book which referenced an article from way back when (that sounds clear enough, right?), the intent of how you unroll ...

Johnnie

Until this point I had no idea yoga was a part of some religious experience.

I just wanted to sweat in 105 degree heat and stretch better. And stare at the trim in the room.

Johnnie

That and a big fucking discrimination lawsuit.

Johnnie

AB_skin_test wrote:I cannot imagine a scenario where anyone other than Javier Bardem can wear that suit and not look like a tool.

Oh ye of little faith.

Johnnie

Songtan is pretty diverse with a little bit of everything, but I haven't thought to have anything traditional Korean be made up for me. It seems like something to do just for the ownership factor alone. For this particular arrangement I happened into the place because a friend was looking for a jack...

Johnnie

Works excellent on my desktop. My mobile doesn't have flash in the browser (damn Jelly Bean Android OS), so it's good to go for me.

Thank you, Scottie.

Johnnie

howard wrote:That is how I wanna roll. Driving a white-trash muscle car; drinkin' crap whiskey; listening to Motörhead.

That was a Caprice on dubs, right? White trash would have been a '77 Trans Am. That car was straight gangsta.

Just like Merle.

Johnnie

Picked up my suit today from the tailor. $310 for as close to what Javier Bardem is wearing in this pic. That's a $2,295 coat and $495 pants by Ralph Lauren Black Label. Needless to say, I have dropped my tax return into 4 more suits and an overcoat. http://www.gq.com/images/entertainment/2012/09/ba...

Johnnie

I only tangentially follow college basketball, and really only the University of Arizona. So, awesome Sweet 16 berth for them.

Also, this happened:

Johnnie

I think we can all agree....toilet paper hangs OVER the roll. Yea, but do you know why that's the correct answer? Because the toilet paper is embossed in such a fashion that going under-roll takes away from the aesthetics of the tissue. I read that in, appropriately enough, in an Uncle John's Bathr...

Johnnie

I believe so. Right now it is set at: width="425" height="344" What dimensions did you have in mind? (ETA: They'll have to be in keeping with a YouTube standard so the dimensions don't distort the video) ETAA: 640 x 360 maybe? Anyone else have a similar observation to Dave, abou...

Johnnie

I guess. It just seems that if Dumervil wanted to stay with Denver he would have, dumbass agent or not though. To just jump to Baltimore like that says something else was there that gave him motive to leave.

Johnnie

The Sybian wrote:Some idiot was bitching about Sportscenter leading with the US Soccer World Cup Qualifier in the blizzard. The biggest sports story in the history of mankind, and he was bitching that it lead. Can you guys believe that shit?

Heh. Nice.

Johnnie

Ravens sign Dumervil! Ozzie Newsome is a fucking genius. So a paperwork SNAFU forced the Broncos to release him even after he decided to take a pay cut and he ends up with Baltimore because they were able to offer more than the pay cut he was agreeing to? Why didn't he just not agree to the pay cut...

Johnnie

If more of Greenland were shown, you would also see Thule Air Base.

Johnnie

Excellent post, Bapo! Very entertaining read. The Cavs have a hype man who gets a lot of face-time on the jumbotron, kind of a poor man's Will.i.am. This makes me laugh a lot for some reason. Fuck, I hate the Black Eyed Peas. During half-time, the energetic guy sitting next to me said, 'Man, I've be...

Johnnie

The amount of money that U2 maintainers and personnel get for being "deployed" there for 4 months is disgusting. The lowest ranks will clear 20 grand easy. It's awful.

Johnnie

I typically just stick to this website for quickly gauging expected prices: http://www.slickdeals.net" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; And outside of what you can find quickly with a Google search about the metrics of a good TV, my advice is to physically walk into a Best Buy...

Johnnie

I want to see this internet meme mash-up happen: Rick James Joyce.

Because why the fuck not, right?

Johnnie

So here's a clearly logical reason for appeal.

Steubenville Rapist to Appeal Because His 'Brain Isn't Fully Developed'

Wow. Just fucking wow. I know not all lawyers are evil (just the overwhelming majority), but Christ on a fucking cracker, are you kidding me?

Johnnie

I know you're kidding but, I don't mind the current ranks at all. In fact, I was wondering what they were. Defunct WHA franchises are cool until whenever.

Johnnie

Random New Old New New Swamp question: Are we going to have the phony football player names from the Key & Peele skit as our profile modifier name thingies? (whatever that's called.)

Just wondering. I'm sure there are much more pressing issues, but I have to ask.

Johnnie

Korea puns. Outstanding.

Johnnie

For an herb, there's a lot of stuff it can do.

Johnnie

Oh trust me, I was dropping hints both subtle and not subtle before and after this chick decided on some dude. She's also a teaser, so I knew she wouldn't be offended. I'd make side comments and she'd respond positively. And when it got to the point where subtlety wasn't working, I flat out told her...

Johnnie

I've given up here in Korea. With no car, no off base residence, and this place having the general "we're only here a year so let's party!" attitude, it just doesn't bode well for me. Plus the ratio is skewed heavily and the girls have their pick of the litter. Plus, I'm not without my own...

Johnnie

What would be the first thing you do if you wake up tomorrow and you're the opposite sex? In our case...a girl. That popped up in your Facebook feed too, eh? My random thought: Why is Jennifer Love Hewitt still relevant? Has any woman on this planet with that little talent gotten to be as famous as...

Johnnie

Because the question will inevitably pop up, the website you use to download all your software in one shot is: http://www.ninite.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Johnnie

Let's splash into phpBB with a quickness: Aaaaaaaah. Fucking Goddamit. Did any of you guys save it so I can repost? The gif was from a vid called "Lonely Day" featuring Emily J. You can view at this link: http://hdporn69.com/lonely-day-emily-j/" onclick="window.open(this.href);re...

Johnnie

Correction then. He's playing 2 years then he's either released or the deal is renegotiated.

Why does the NFL even bother having contracts that players will never fulfill?

Johnnie

Test Ride the Sybian wrote:You kids and your technology. Get off OhioCPA's lawn!

Dude, I turn 30 this year.

(I totally feel old typing that.)

Johnnie

This is mystifying:

(Got it on the 1st try! Eat your heart out, Syb.)

Johnnie

Showing the 5 year commitment is meh. (Even though years on NFL contracts don't mean anything.) It gives the impression that he's a long term acquisition. He isn't. I bet he doesn't make it past year 3. And if that's the case, just give Welker 3 years.

Johnnie

TWILTS.

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